Glee Quotes
Rachel: You're a liar! Why didn't you tell me Quinn was pregnant?
Finn: Who told you?
Rachel: Everyone knows, except me. I was a fool for going on a date with you, for letting you kiss me, and for actually thinking you had feelings for me.
Finn: I do. And I didn't tell you the whole truth, but that's not really lying. But I need a music scholarship, so I can go to college, get a job, take care of my kid.
Rachel: You could have been honest with me.
Finn: I know. And I know what I did was wrong. I get that. But that kiss was real.
Rachel: Well whatever it was, it ruined any chance of me ever coming back to Glee. I hope you have fun playing house with Quinn while you languish in your little ensèmble but my dreams are bigger than that and they're bigger than you.
Finn: Who told you?
Rachel: Everyone knows, except me. I was a fool for going on a date with you, for letting you kiss me, and for actually thinking you had feelings for me.
Finn: I do. And I didn't tell you the whole truth, but that's not really lying. But I need a music scholarship, so I can go to college, get a job, take care of my kid.
Rachel: You could have been honest with me.
Finn: I know. And I know what I did was wrong. I get that. But that kiss was real.
Rachel: Well whatever it was, it ruined any chance of me ever coming back to Glee. I hope you have fun playing house with Quinn while you languish in your little ensèmble but my dreams are bigger than that and they're bigger than you.
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Sue: You know, when I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused…then furious.
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Sue: You have to remember something: we're dealing with children. They need to be terrified. It's like mother's milk to them. Without it, their bones won't grow properly.
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Sue: Dear Journal: Feeling listless again today. It began at dawn when I tried to make a smoothie out of beef bones, breaking my juicer. And then, at Cheerios practice: disaster. It was unmistakable. It was like spotting the first spark on the Hindenburg. A quiver! That quiver will lose us nationals, and without a championship, I'll lose my endorsements, and without those endorsements, I won't be able to buy my hovercraft.
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Sue: Let me be frank. Your husband is hiding his kielbasa in a Hickory Farms gift basket that doesn't belong to you.
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Terri: But I'm not a nurse. I work at Sheets 'n' Things.
Sue: I'm not an American citizen. I was born in the Panama Canal Zone. But I managed to get a passport and run for office twice.
Sue: I'm not an American citizen. I was born in the Panama Canal Zone. But I managed to get a passport and run for office twice.
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Finn: I know how lucky I am; captain of the football team, glee stud. I know I should be excited about Quinn. She's hot, popular, and she's carrying my baby and all, but I can't get Rachel out of my head. She kind of freaks me out in a Swim Fan kind of way, but she can really sing, and her body is smoking. If you're not into boobs.
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Finn: Being a guy my age is tough. Between Glee and football and school and being popular, I'm just kind of overwhelmed. Everyone wants something from me, and I don't have the energy to do it all. I don't know how important people like presidents or newscasters or mob bosses do it. My mom says I'm stretched too thin, so I gave up homework; but that didn't help. All I know is, last night I got vaporized on level two. Level two! And I didn't even have the energy to care.
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Terri: What time do you go to bed?
Finn: I don't know. Normally whatever time Skinemax starts showing regular movies again.
Finn: I don't know. Normally whatever time Skinemax starts showing regular movies again.
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Rachel: It's deplorable, contemptable, and it's just plain wrong. It's also cheating.As a matter of fact, I'm going to start calling you F-Rod.
Finn: Hey, back off. I'm nothing like A-Rod. I would never take steroids. [whispers] It makes your junk fall off.
Finn: Hey, back off. I'm nothing like A-Rod. I would never take steroids. [whispers] It makes your junk fall off.
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Rachel: I feel terrible. Even if we win it won't be satisfying.
Finn: I know. I don't even remember performing.
Finn: I know. I don't even remember performing.
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Rachel: I'm sorry for calling you contemptible and deplorable.
Finn: That's okay. I didn't even know what those words meant.
Finn: That's okay. I didn't even know what those words meant.
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Rachel: You don't think people whisper about me in the lunchroom or draw pornographic pictures of me on the bathroom walls?
Quinn: That was me, actually.
Quinn: That was me, actually.
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Kurt: Although I've been grouped with the boys, my allegiance remains with you ladies. They declined my offer to do their hair in cornrows, and all my artistic decisions have been derided as too costly because they involve several varieties of exotic bird feathers.
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Rachel: While the boys chose a selection of songs that cast an eye inward on the irresponsible life choices and sexual hunger of today’s modern teens, we have chosen a selection of songs that speaks to the nation as a whole during these troubling times of economic uncertainty and unbridled social woe, because if there’s two things America needs right now it’s sunshine and optimism. Also angels.
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Rachel: We were just taking a lesson from Major League Baseball. It's not cheating if everyone does it.
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Mercedes: Relax, I've already picked out the songs, we're gonna do a mash-up of Halo and Walking On Sunshine.
Rachel: That was my idea.
Mercedes: Whatever.
Rachel: That was my idea.
Mercedes: Whatever.
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Jacob Ben Israel: The independent polling company in my Dockers has determined that you're the hottest girl in this school.
Rachel: Ew.
Rachel: Ew.
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Sue: In fact, I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one.
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Sue: I can't help picturing small birds laying sulphurous eggs in there and I find it disgusting.
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Will: [on a Cheerio] One of these kids spelled her name wrong and answered each question with a drawing of a sombrero.
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Sue: What happened to our little agreement, huh? Will I be uploading a certain video to YouTube this afternoon?
Principal Figgins: Oh, Sue, I put it on YouTube myself, and it only got two hits! Let me break it down for you: nobody cares!
Principal Figgins: Oh, Sue, I put it on YouTube myself, and it only got two hits! Let me break it down for you: nobody cares!
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Finn: I figured we should name our kid something more original and poetic. Then I came up with the best baby name of all time: Drizzle!
Quinn: Drizzle?
Finn: Yeah, yeah, 'cause you know how awesome it is when it's just drizzling outside, but it's not really rain, so it smells like rain but you don't need an umbrella to go outside…
Quinn: Are you a moron?
Finn: What?
Quinn: We are not naming our baby Drizzle. We are not naming our baby anything. Finish your test, Finn. (to Brittany) Give me my test back.
Brittany: I just don’t understand anything.
Quinn: Not my problem.
Quinn: Drizzle?
Finn: Yeah, yeah, 'cause you know how awesome it is when it's just drizzling outside, but it's not really rain, so it smells like rain but you don't need an umbrella to go outside…
Quinn: Are you a moron?
Finn: What?
Quinn: We are not naming our baby Drizzle. We are not naming our baby anything. Finish your test, Finn. (to Brittany) Give me my test back.
Brittany: I just don’t understand anything.
Quinn: Not my problem.
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Finn: Sometimes I wish you were more like Rachel.
Quinn: Really?
Finn: Yeah. She cares about me. She cares about my feelings. She sticks up for me. She sticks up for the both of us. She gave Jacob a pair of her underpants to stop him writing the story about you.
Quinn: You think she did that for the both of us?
Finn: Yeah. That's what she told me.
Quinn: I know some guys cheat on their wives or pregnant girlfriends…just don't do it with her.
Quinn: Really?
Finn: Yeah. She cares about me. She cares about my feelings. She sticks up for me. She sticks up for the both of us. She gave Jacob a pair of her underpants to stop him writing the story about you.
Quinn: You think she did that for the both of us?
Finn: Yeah. That's what she told me.
Quinn: I know some guys cheat on their wives or pregnant girlfriends…just don't do it with her.
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