Glee Quotes
Sue: All right, let's go.
Finn: Wait, is there a fire?
Sue: That's the whole point. There isn't.
Finn: Wait, is there a fire?
Sue: That's the whole point. There isn't.
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Quinn: Listen here, treasure trail! We're about to have a smack down.
Rachel: I don't want to have a confrontation.
Quinn: Don't play stupid with me, Stubbles. I'm having Finn's baby and you need to back off! I'm asking you as nice as I possibly can. Leave him alone.
Rachel: You're right. I-I've helped you not because it's the right thing to do, but because I had romantic ulterior motives. But just so we're clear, you're the one who's cheating.
Quinn: Excuse me?
Rachel: I have on good authority that you're Sue Sylvester's mole and you can deny it all you want, but I know it's true.
Quinn: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Rachel: Sue's not on your side, Quinn; she's not on anyone's side but her own. Can you imagine what she's going to do when she finds out about your situation? She'll probably rip off your uniform with her bare hands.
Rachel: I don't want to have a confrontation.
Quinn: Don't play stupid with me, Stubbles. I'm having Finn's baby and you need to back off! I'm asking you as nice as I possibly can. Leave him alone.
Rachel: You're right. I-I've helped you not because it's the right thing to do, but because I had romantic ulterior motives. But just so we're clear, you're the one who's cheating.
Quinn: Excuse me?
Rachel: I have on good authority that you're Sue Sylvester's mole and you can deny it all you want, but I know it's true.
Quinn: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Rachel: Sue's not on your side, Quinn; she's not on anyone's side but her own. Can you imagine what she's going to do when she finds out about your situation? She'll probably rip off your uniform with her bare hands.
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Rachel: All right. Every time you whisper in her ear you empower her to do more damage to the Glee Club. And right now, Glee Club is all you have. And if I were you, I'd recognize who my true friends are. And I'd practice a little more because you obviously have a lot you need to express.
Quinn: Oh,you have no idea.
Quinn: Oh,you have no idea.
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Rachel: Fellow Glee Clubbers, it would be an honor to show you how a real storm-out is done. I encourage you to follow my lead.
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Rachel: I can't do this.
Puck: Why? We're a couple of good-lookin' Jews. It's natural.
Rachel: I can't give myself to someone who isn't...brave enough to sing a solo. If you don't have the guts to do that, how are you gonna be able to deal with the ups and downs of loving an admittedly high-maintenance girl like me?
Puck: Are you questioning my badassedness? Have you seen my guns?
Rachel: Noah, your arms are lovely.
Puck: Why? We're a couple of good-lookin' Jews. It's natural.
Rachel: I can't give myself to someone who isn't...brave enough to sing a solo. If you don't have the guts to do that, how are you gonna be able to deal with the ups and downs of loving an admittedly high-maintenance girl like me?
Puck: Are you questioning my badassedness? Have you seen my guns?
Rachel: Noah, your arms are lovely.
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Rachel: Are you sure about this, Noah? I mean, choosing us over the team means you might get a slushie in your face every day.
Puck: [looks at the other gleeks, then back at her, smirking] Bring it.
[They hug]
Puck: [looks at the other gleeks, then back at her, smirking] Bring it.
[They hug]
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Sue: If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face.
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Kurt: Do it.
Finn: I don’t really want to, honestly. I know how picky you are about the products you use on your face.
Kurt: But you’ve been getting so much pressure from the gorillas on the football team. I guess they didn’t appreciate me resigning from the team and choosing Glee.
Finn: Probably would’ve went over better if you didn’t announce it in the showers.
Mercedes: You are NOT gonna slushie on my man Kurt.
Rachel: Why wouldn't he? He's made his choice. He doesn't care about us losers anymore.
Finn: No, that's not true! It's just if I don't do it, the guys on the team are gonna kick the crap out of me!
Kurt: Well we can't have that, can we? [grabs the slushie from Finn]
Finn: What are you doing?
Kurt: It's called taking one for the team. [splashes himself in the face with the slushie then wipes some slushie off his eyes] Now get out of here. And take some time to think whether or not any of your friends on the football team would have done that for you.
Finn: [leaves]
Kurt: Someone get me to a day spa stat!
Finn: I don’t really want to, honestly. I know how picky you are about the products you use on your face.
Kurt: But you’ve been getting so much pressure from the gorillas on the football team. I guess they didn’t appreciate me resigning from the team and choosing Glee.
Finn: Probably would’ve went over better if you didn’t announce it in the showers.
Mercedes: You are NOT gonna slushie on my man Kurt.
Rachel: Why wouldn't he? He's made his choice. He doesn't care about us losers anymore.
Finn: No, that's not true! It's just if I don't do it, the guys on the team are gonna kick the crap out of me!
Kurt: Well we can't have that, can we? [grabs the slushie from Finn]
Finn: What are you doing?
Kurt: It's called taking one for the team. [splashes himself in the face with the slushie then wipes some slushie off his eyes] Now get out of here. And take some time to think whether or not any of your friends on the football team would have done that for you.
Finn: [leaves]
Kurt: Someone get me to a day spa stat!
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Finn: It’s like you can’t see their eyes so they have all the power. I could be looking at your boobs and you’d have no idea.
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Quinn: Status is like currency. When your bank account is full, you can get away with doing just about anything. But right now, we're like toxic assets!
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Rachel: I'm worried about the diva - off
Finn: Don't be.
Rachel: I just think that at Sectionals, the judges would find the song sung by a girl more accessible. But it's not going to be like that. It's just people don't really like me.
Finn: Yeah, you should probably work on that...I like you.
Finn: Don't be.
Rachel: I just think that at Sectionals, the judges would find the song sung by a girl more accessible. But it's not going to be like that. It's just people don't really like me.
Finn: Yeah, you should probably work on that...I like you.
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Tina: How did it happen? You don't talk about it.
Artie: My mom and I got in a really bad car accident when I was eight, and she was fine, but I've been in the chair ever since.
Tina: [nods]
Artie: But I want to be clear; I still have the use of my penis.
Artie: My mom and I got in a really bad car accident when I was eight, and she was fine, but I've been in the chair ever since.
Tina: [nods]
Artie: But I want to be clear; I still have the use of my penis.
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Mercedes: Why do we have to go all vanilla on this song? See, what we need is my chocolate thunder.
Will: We don't have time to rearrange the song for you, Mercedes. But don't worry; we'll find something else for you to dip in chocolate.
Will: We don't have time to rearrange the song for you, Mercedes. But don't worry; we'll find something else for you to dip in chocolate.
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Finn: I almost got a job at Olive Garden, but they said I was too tall to be a busboy.
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Finn: Mr. Schue, kids are busier than when you went here. We've got homework, and football, teen pregnancy... lunch.
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Kurt: Girls. They're your problem. They're up, they're down. Girls.
Finn: It's the baby. She's my daughter and...there are so many things I want to say to her and I'm never going to be able to.
Kurt: Like what?
Finn: Well, like how I don't want her to think that her father just abandoned her. How I'd do anything for her. How no matter what I do, I'm always thinking about her. How I'm going to spend my whole life loving her and she's never even gonna know.
Finn: It's the baby. She's my daughter and...there are so many things I want to say to her and I'm never going to be able to.
Kurt: Like what?
Finn: Well, like how I don't want her to think that her father just abandoned her. How I'd do anything for her. How no matter what I do, I'm always thinking about her. How I'm going to spend my whole life loving her and she's never even gonna know.
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Kurt: I can totally sing this song with Finn. But screw him if he thinks he’s taking the Diana Ross part from me.
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Finn: [voiceover] I never realized how nice Rachel's butt is. Oh crap, I think Quinn knows I'm staring at it. [looks away]
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