Glee Quotes
Kendra: I think this is the first time I've seen them all asleep at the same time! What's that smell?
Quinn: Soap.
Terri: You got them to take a bath?
Kendra: What are you, an exorcist?
Quinn: Soap.
Terri: You got them to take a bath?
Kendra: What are you, an exorcist?
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Rachel: (To Kurt) You set me up...with Finn!
Kurt: I don't know what you're talking about.
Rachel: How could you? I thought you were my friend.
Kurt: What gave you that idea?
Rachel: You like him. That's what this is about. You're trying to eliminate the competition.
Kurt: Look, I did this to help you, Your crush on Finn is a fairytale. You're a second choice.
Rachel: A second choice?!
Kurt: A distant second.
Rachel: It doesn't matter if I'm second or fifth, I'd still be higher than you because I'm a girl!
Kurt: Finn loves Quinn, and they're having a baby together. You and I are just distractions. The sooner we realize that, the better.
Kurt: I don't know what you're talking about.
Rachel: How could you? I thought you were my friend.
Kurt: What gave you that idea?
Rachel: You like him. That's what this is about. You're trying to eliminate the competition.
Kurt: Look, I did this to help you, Your crush on Finn is a fairytale. You're a second choice.
Rachel: A second choice?!
Kurt: A distant second.
Rachel: It doesn't matter if I'm second or fifth, I'd still be higher than you because I'm a girl!
Kurt: Finn loves Quinn, and they're having a baby together. You and I are just distractions. The sooner we realize that, the better.
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Grace Hitchens: Who do you think I am?
Sue: That's a very good question, because I've actually forgotten both of your names.
Sue: That's a very good question, because I've actually forgotten both of your names.
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Santana: While you were playing house, Puck was sexting me.
Quinn: Sexting?
Santana: Sexy texting. Seriously what era are you from?
Quinn: Sexting?
Santana: Sexy texting. Seriously what era are you from?
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Kurt: Sometimes it’s hard to appreciate what a good singer you are because all I think about is shoving a sock in your mouth.
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Figgins: Now, I suggest you select a good-looking cheerleader — not the pregnant one — and the quarterback for the photo because their faces are less likely to be scratched out with safety pins.
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Emma: Sue? Did someone finally punch you?
Sue: Edie. William. (points to Ken) You. Every year, when the photos for the 'Thunderclap' come around, I always elect to have a little work done. This year I got myself a bit of an eye lift. And while they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts. Wasn't using 'em.
Sue: Edie. William. (points to Ken) You. Every year, when the photos for the 'Thunderclap' come around, I always elect to have a little work done. This year I got myself a bit of an eye lift. And while they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts. Wasn't using 'em.
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Finn: The guys said if I took the Glee club photo, they'd make me choose between a Hitler mustache and buck teeth. And I can't rock either of those looks.
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Sue: All I want is just one day a year where I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties. Seriously, Ohio, these retinas need a day off.
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Will: The best teachers don't give you the answers. They just point the way and let you make your own choices – your own mistakes. That way, you get all the glory, and you deserve it.
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Quinn: The Cheerios' photo's tomorrow; I want back on that squad.
Sue: Oh, is that what you want? Well, what I wanted was a head cheerleader who wasn't going to hoist her legs behind her ears in the backseat of the first station wagon she could jimmy open, throwing away any chance she ever had in life.
Sue: Oh, is that what you want? Well, what I wanted was a head cheerleader who wasn't going to hoist her legs behind her ears in the backseat of the first station wagon she could jimmy open, throwing away any chance she ever had in life.
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Will: I didn't even know this was going on.
Sue: Well, of course you didn't, William. You wouldn't even know if your Glee Club was using your office to breed rabbits for pets or for food. You know why? You're too busy chasing tail and loading your hair with enormous amounts of product. Today it just looks like you put lard in it.
Sue: Well, of course you didn't, William. You wouldn't even know if your Glee Club was using your office to breed rabbits for pets or for food. You know why? You're too busy chasing tail and loading your hair with enormous amounts of product. Today it just looks like you put lard in it.
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Will: It was an innocent mistake.
Sue: And what if I were to just innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. Probably get off with justifiable homicide.
Sue: And what if I were to just innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. Probably get off with justifiable homicide.
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Sue: There's a stack of mattresses in the choir room piled as high as the empty hair gel bottles in the Dumpster outside your apartment.
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Sue: Is there any reason you have a soiled mattress in your office, Will? Have you and the redhead become so sexually depraved that you have to commit your craven acts of adultery in between classes?
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Kurt: Based on my investigation, I am of the opinion that a yearbook photo would only fuel the flames of anti-Glee club terror.
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Rachel: I've never told you guys before, but I'm a little psychic. I can't read minds or anything yet, but I do have a sixth sense.
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Kurt: I say we lock Rachel up till after sectionals. I volunteer my basement.
Mercedes: We can't. We need her to sing.
Kurt: Damn her talent.
Mercedes: We can't. We need her to sing.
Kurt: Damn her talent.
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Artie: We assumed it was you.
Santana: Why would I do that?
Kurt: To get back at Puck, aren't you guys dating?
Santana: Sex is not dating.
Brittany: If it were, Santana and I would be dating.
Santana: Why would I do that?
Kurt: To get back at Puck, aren't you guys dating?
Santana: Sex is not dating.
Brittany: If it were, Santana and I would be dating.
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Will: But the wedding is Saturday. Your wedding.
Emma: I know. We just pushed it back a few hours. Now, it doesn't have to happen in broad daylight.
Emma: I know. We just pushed it back a few hours. Now, it doesn't have to happen in broad daylight.
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Finn: You were really awesome in there. I know how hard that must have been for you.
Rachel: Oh, y'know, taking one for the team.
Finn: Y'know, I've been through so much recently, I think winning Sectional will make everything okay for a while. Is that stupid?
Rachel: No, that's not stupid. I want you to be happy. And I have something to tell you...
Rachel: Oh, y'know, taking one for the team.
Finn: Y'know, I've been through so much recently, I think winning Sectional will make everything okay for a while. Is that stupid?
Rachel: No, that's not stupid. I want you to be happy. And I have something to tell you...
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Finn: Tell the truth!
Puck: The punk just walked in and sucker punched me.
Finn: Don't play dumb, You're too freaking dumb to play dumb.
Quinn: Who told you this Finn?
Kurt: Obviously it was Rachel.
Rachel: What? I didn't do anything.
Finn: Yeah, it was Rachel. But I wanna here it from you. I wanna hear it from both of you.
Will: Finn just calm down.
Finn: No they're both lying to me! Is it true? Just tell me. Is it true?
Quinn: [crying] Yes. Puck is the father.
Finn: So all that stuff. About the hot tub. You just made that up?
Puck: You were stupid enough to buy it.
Puck: The punk just walked in and sucker punched me.
Finn: Don't play dumb, You're too freaking dumb to play dumb.
Quinn: Who told you this Finn?
Kurt: Obviously it was Rachel.
Rachel: What? I didn't do anything.
Finn: Yeah, it was Rachel. But I wanna here it from you. I wanna hear it from both of you.
Will: Finn just calm down.
Finn: No they're both lying to me! Is it true? Just tell me. Is it true?
Quinn: [crying] Yes. Puck is the father.
Finn: So all that stuff. About the hot tub. You just made that up?
Puck: You were stupid enough to buy it.
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