Glee Quotes
Rachel: [to Quinn] I'm so sorry. I fully understand if you want to beat me up right now. If you can just try to avoid my nose.
Quinn: I'm not mad at you. All you did is what I wasn't brave enough to do: tell the truth.
Rachel: [sits down next to her] I was selfish when I told him. I wanted to break you two up so he would wanna be with me.
Quinn: And now neither of us have him. I have hurt so many people. Can you go now? I just really wanna be alone.
Quinn: I'm not mad at you. All you did is what I wasn't brave enough to do: tell the truth.
Rachel: [sits down next to her] I was selfish when I told him. I wanted to break you two up so he would wanna be with me.
Quinn: And now neither of us have him. I have hurt so many people. Can you go now? I just really wanna be alone.
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Puck: Hey. So I know you're upset now but I wanna be with you. I'm gonna do everything I can to be a good dad to our baby.
Quinn: Thanks but I honestly can't handle anymore stress in my life right now.I'm gonna do this on my own. And I need you to understand it. Please respect it. [gets up and leaves]
Quinn: Thanks but I honestly can't handle anymore stress in my life right now.I'm gonna do this on my own. And I need you to understand it. Please respect it. [gets up and leaves]
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Will: Sue! What kind of teacher are you?
Sue: Oh, hey, buddy. I just came by to feed my Venus flytrap!
Will: You leaked the set list, and you are not going to get away with it!
Sue: That is a libelous accusation, and I insist you retract it immediately! You have no proof.
Will: No proof? You are the only person who had the list!
Sue: But other than that, you have no proof. It's time to face facts, William. At 1: 00 P.M. this afternoon, your little club will have had its shot at the big time and they will have failed. Glee Club will be canceled. And all that money Figgins has been funneling into your budget will finally and rightfully be restored to mine.
Will: You have crossed a line. I am not going to sit idly by anymore. I am going to expose you for the fraud that you have become.
Sue: Bring it on, William. I am reasonably confident that you will be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at. Right next to being married—
Will: Don’t.
Sue: Running a high school glee club, and finding a haircut that doesn't make you look like a lesbian.
Sue: Oh, hey, buddy. I just came by to feed my Venus flytrap!
Will: You leaked the set list, and you are not going to get away with it!
Sue: That is a libelous accusation, and I insist you retract it immediately! You have no proof.
Will: No proof? You are the only person who had the list!
Sue: But other than that, you have no proof. It's time to face facts, William. At 1: 00 P.M. this afternoon, your little club will have had its shot at the big time and they will have failed. Glee Club will be canceled. And all that money Figgins has been funneling into your budget will finally and rightfully be restored to mine.
Will: You have crossed a line. I am not going to sit idly by anymore. I am going to expose you for the fraud that you have become.
Sue: Bring it on, William. I am reasonably confident that you will be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at. Right next to being married—
Will: Don’t.
Sue: Running a high school glee club, and finding a haircut that doesn't make you look like a lesbian.
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Will: I can't be there.
Finn: And I can? I can't even be in the same room as her without crying like a girl. I can't look at him without wanting to punch his face off.
Will: Look, I don't have anymore pep talks, Finn. You know I know how you feel. Look, all I know is that-between you and me-I don't think that they can win without you.
Finn: But that's not fair! Why does it always have to come down to me? Why do I always have to be the bigger man?
Will: Because sometimes being special sucks.
Finn: I just want it to be like it-like it never happened, you know?
Will: Well, Finn, you can't always get what you want. Listen-I'll be in the choir room.
Finn: Oh, Mr. Schue, you forgot your keys.
Will: No, I didn't.
Finn: And I can? I can't even be in the same room as her without crying like a girl. I can't look at him without wanting to punch his face off.
Will: Look, I don't have anymore pep talks, Finn. You know I know how you feel. Look, all I know is that-between you and me-I don't think that they can win without you.
Finn: But that's not fair! Why does it always have to come down to me? Why do I always have to be the bigger man?
Will: Because sometimes being special sucks.
Finn: I just want it to be like it-like it never happened, you know?
Will: Well, Finn, you can't always get what you want. Listen-I'll be in the choir room.
Finn: Oh, Mr. Schue, you forgot your keys.
Will: No, I didn't.
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'Kurt: You leaked the set list. You don't want to be here. You're just Sue's little moles.
Quinn: I know that for a fact that's true. Sue told us to spy for her.
Santana: Look, we may still be Cheerios, but neither of us ever gave Sue the set list.
Brittany: Well... I did. But I didn't know what she was gonna do with it.
Santana: Okay, look... believe what you want, but no one's forcing me to be here. And if you tell anyone this, I'll deny it but I like being in Glee Club. It's the best part of my day, okay? I wasn't gonna go and mess it up.
Rachel: [turns to Santana] I believe you.
Quinn: I know that for a fact that's true. Sue told us to spy for her.
Santana: Look, we may still be Cheerios, but neither of us ever gave Sue the set list.
Brittany: Well... I did. But I didn't know what she was gonna do with it.
Santana: Okay, look... believe what you want, but no one's forcing me to be here. And if you tell anyone this, I'll deny it but I like being in Glee Club. It's the best part of my day, okay? I wasn't gonna go and mess it up.
Rachel: [turns to Santana] I believe you.
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Kurt: As much as it pains me to admit it, and it does, Rachel is the best singer we've got.
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Candace: Okay, I'm just gonna come out and say it! This is a singing competition. I don't know how those deaf kids got in –
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Candace: They weren't singing, they were, like, honking, and everyone was crying, and I was like "Get off the stage. You're terrible, and you're making me super uncomfortable."
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Figgins: Sue, the directors, both from the Jane Addams Academy and Haverbrook School for the Deaf, have informed me that you gave them the New Directions' set list.
Sue: You have no proof.
Figgins: The set lists were on Cheerios' letterhead.
Sue: I didn't do it.
Figgins: They say, "From the desk of Sue Sylvester".
Sue: Circumstantial evidence.
Figgins: They're written in your handwriting!
Sue: Forgeries.
Figgins: Sue, there is an orgy of evidence stacked against you!
Sue: Well, you've clearly made up your mind not to be impartial in this case.
Sue: You have no proof.
Figgins: The set lists were on Cheerios' letterhead.
Sue: I didn't do it.
Figgins: They say, "From the desk of Sue Sylvester".
Sue: Circumstantial evidence.
Figgins: They're written in your handwriting!
Sue: Forgeries.
Figgins: Sue, there is an orgy of evidence stacked against you!
Sue: Well, you've clearly made up your mind not to be impartial in this case.
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Finn: Oh, you mean like meeting other girls? 'Cause I think I'm dating Rachel, or at least she sure thinks I am.
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Brittany: Did you see what Rachel was wearing today?
Santana': Oh, I know! She looked like Pippi Longstocking, but like, Israeli.
Santana': Oh, I know! She looked like Pippi Longstocking, but like, Israeli.
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Santana: Hottest guys in school. Go.
Brittany: Ok. Puck's super fine. Finn's cute too.
Santana: Yea, but he's not hot.
Brittany: He's really not.
Santana: And you know what, Brit? I think that dwarf girlfriend of his is dragging down his rep. I mean, if he were dating, say, popular pretty girls like us, he would go from dumpy to smokin'.
Brittany: Ok. Puck's super fine. Finn's cute too.
Santana: Yea, but he's not hot.
Brittany: He's really not.
Santana: And you know what, Brit? I think that dwarf girlfriend of his is dragging down his rep. I mean, if he were dating, say, popular pretty girls like us, he would go from dumpy to smokin'.
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Santana: Let us give you an introduction into the way we work. You buy us dinner, we make out in front of you. It's like, the best deal ever.
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Santana: This food was not satisfactory!
Brittany: There was a mouse in mine.
Waitress: But you ate it all.
Santana: Look, I'm pretty sure you have to do what we say. And we'd like more please.
Brittany: There was a mouse in mine.
Waitress: But you ate it all.
Santana: Look, I'm pretty sure you have to do what we say. And we'd like more please.
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Santana: You know what actually, would you mind waiting in the car? Oh, and leave your credit card.
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Shelby: That is a showface, guys. I want you to look so talented, it's hurting you. I want a look that's so optimistic it could cure cancer.
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Will: [draws a stick figure shouting "Hello!" on the board] Hello. [turns around to face the students] Hello?
New Directions Members: [scattered and in different tones] Hello.
Will: What do you say when you answer the phone?
Mercedes: "What up?"
Artie: "Who this be?"
Kurt: "No, she's dead; this is her son."
New Directions Members: [scattered and in different tones] Hello.
Will: What do you say when you answer the phone?
Mercedes: "What up?"
Artie: "Who this be?"
Kurt: "No, she's dead; this is her son."
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Finn: I want us to be together, a real couple. I even circled some dates on your crazy calendar.
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Rachel: [to Finn about them being a couple] I just don't want the club to have any more drama
Finn: I'm not some guy you met at a music store and can just blow off...I don't give up that easily. See you at rehearsal.
Finn: I'm not some guy you met at a music store and can just blow off...I don't give up that easily. See you at rehearsal.
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