Go West Quotes
Joseph Panello: My father-a shot the Indians in eighteen forty-two
S. Quentin Quale: Oh, he should-a shot the stork-a, when the stork-a brought-a you.
S. Quentin Quale: Oh, he should-a shot the stork-a, when the stork-a brought-a you.
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Mavis Arden: A millionaire planter and an Embassy officer. Zara, you're doin' pretty good for yourself.
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Mavis Arden: What do they count when I've missed the thing that counts most... a tender, honest love. If only I could meet someone like... you.
Bud Norton: I'm nobody. I haven't got a thing.
Mavis Arden: Honet, you've got everything. Look into my eyes and read the truth.
Bud Norton: Your eyes are like the water in Miller's Pond... gray-brown. Your hair reminds me of corn waving in the sun.
Bud Norton: I'm nobody. I haven't got a thing.
Mavis Arden: Honet, you've got everything. Look into my eyes and read the truth.
Bud Norton: Your eyes are like the water in Miller's Pond... gray-brown. Your hair reminds me of corn waving in the sun.
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Mavis Arden: You have beautiful hair for a man.
Bud Norton: [Abashedly] Well, I wash it a lot... That's the secret.
Bud Norton: [Abashedly] Well, I wash it a lot... That's the secret.
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Mavis Arden: You like my perfume, Parlez-moi Diamour... ?
Bud Norton: Perfume's a lovely thing, but, you know, they make it outta the durndest things: horse's hooves, potato peels, coal tar...
Bud Norton: Perfume's a lovely thing, but, you know, they make it outta the durndest things: horse's hooves, potato peels, coal tar...
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Morgan: If that's the way you feel about it, why don't you?
Mavis Arden: I don't know. I talked it over with myself last night, and we both went to sleep.
Mavis Arden: I don't know. I talked it over with myself last night, and we both went to sleep.
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Morgan: You're a great star and can't take a risk. Your private life has got to be an open book.
Mavis Arden: I'm just looking for someone to read it.
Mavis Arden: I'm just looking for someone to read it.
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Red Baxter: I don't like your faces.
S. Quentin Quale: I suppose you think we like 'em.
S. Quentin Quale: I suppose you think we like 'em.
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Red Baxter: I don't like your faces.
S. Quentin Quale: I suppose you think we like 'em.
S. Quentin Quale: I suppose you think we like 'em.
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S. Quentin Quale: [dramatically] Suppose I brought you back to my native land. What- what would my people say?
Drunk in Saloon: Burp.
S. Quentin Quale: Well, they'd phrase it more delicately.
Drunk in Saloon: Burp.
S. Quentin Quale: Well, they'd phrase it more delicately.
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S. Quentin Quale: [Obviously intoxicated, commenting on his glass having just been shot in half by Baxter] Less whiskey next time my glass can't take it.
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S. Quentin Quale: I ask you, who swindled you out of Manhattan Island for $24?
Joseph Panello: White man.
S. Quentin Quale: Who turned you into wood and stood you in front of a cigar store?
Joseph Panello: White man.
S. Quentin Quale: Who put your head on a nickel and then took the nickel away?
Joseph Panello: Slot machine.
Joseph Panello: White man.
S. Quentin Quale: Who turned you into wood and stood you in front of a cigar store?
Joseph Panello: White man.
S. Quentin Quale: Who put your head on a nickel and then took the nickel away?
Joseph Panello: Slot machine.
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S. Quentin Quale: I give you my solemn word as an embezzler I'll be back in ten minutes.
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S. Quentin Quale: Madam why is that baby constantly crying?
Mother on Stagecoach: He can't stand the jerks in the coach.
Mother on Stagecoach: He can't stand the jerks in the coach.
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S. Quentin Quale: There's only one law in the west: the law of blood and bullets. It's either shoot or be shot. What are we gonna do?
Joseph Panello: Sue 'em!
Joseph Panello: Sue 'em!
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S. Quentin Quale: Where have I seen your face before?
Joseph Panello: Right where it is now.
Joseph Panello: Right where it is now.
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S. Quentin Quale: You know there's a drunk sitting at the first table who looks exactly like you? And one who looks exactly like me. Dull, isn't it?
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Morgan: You mean I'm practically your slave.
Mavis Arden: You're not. Slaves are generally useful.
Mavis Arden: You're not. Slaves are generally useful.
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S. Quentin Quale: I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure.
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S. Quentin Quale: There's something corrupt going on around my pants but I just can't seem to locate it.
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S. Quentin Quale: There's only one law in the west: the law of blood and bullets. It's either shoot or be shot. What are we gonna do?
Joseph Panello: Sue 'em!
Joseph Panello: Sue 'em!
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S. Quentin Quale: You love your brother, don't you?
Joseph Panello: No, but I'm used to him.
Joseph Panello: No, but I'm used to him.
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