Good Times Quotes

J.J.: Dynomite!

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Florida: Did you here yourself James, you said ain't 3 times in a row.
James: So.
Florida: Ain't is not a word.
James: OH yeah... its in the dictionary.
Florida: No aint ain't, but isn't is... look it up.
James: I cant.
Florida: Why?
James: AINT got no dictionary.

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J.J.: [demonstrating to Florida how to do a TV commercial] Hi, y'all out there in TV land. This is Florida Evans - star of stage, screen, and the ghetto - here to tell you about Vita-Brite Health Tonic. My husband James used to have slow blood. He would cut himself shaving on Monday and wouldn't start bleedin' till Thursday. But *now*...
James: ...now, thanks to Vita-Brite Health Tonic, my blood is fast, fast, *fast*! Now I bleed all the time!

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J.J.: [demonstrating to Florida how to do a TV commercial] Hi, y'all out there in TV land. This is Florida Evans - star of stage, screen, and the ghetto - here to tell you about Vita-Brite Health Tonic. My husband James used to have slow blood. He would cut himself shaving on Monday and wouldn't start bleedin' till Thursday. But *now*...
James: ...now, thanks to Vita-Brite Health Tonic, my blood is fast, fast, *fast*! Now I bleed all the time!

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J.J.: Looks just like me, slim, black and DYN-O-MITE.

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Michael: Hey, Thelma. You about ready for that kissing booth?
Thelma: Yep, I've got my lips, and my lip gloss, and... Oh, Michael, you didn't tell me how much to sell my kisses for.
J.J.: Thelma, be ready to make change of a dime.
Thelma: You know something, if you were in there, it wouldn't be a kissing booth... it would be a house of horrors, you ugly monster.

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Some White Guy: Somebody's getting mugged on the 14th floor!
JJ: You lucky the mugger was busy, otherwise, you'd a been the muggee.

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