Goon Quote
Eva: I can't really talk right now. That's why I was texting you.
Doug Glatt: I'm sorry. I'm such a moron. So you saw my headbutt, huh?
Eva: [whispering]Yeah, you fucked him up.
Doug Glatt: Are you at the library?
Eva: No, um. My boyfriend got home a few days ago.
Doug Glatt: Why did you text me then?
Eva: I dig talking to you. And now I'm thinking about you. And sometimes I sleep with that Angus the Highlander doll.
Doug Glatt: There's nothing weird about that. It's official.
Eva: Yeah, Doug. I know. Fuck. I'm a bad girlfriend, Doug.
Doug Glatt: Well, I mean, all we did was make out.
Eva: I'm a slut, Doug. I'm horny a lot. I sleep around. That doesn't bother you?
Doug Glatt: The truth is, I just... I have a really huge crush on you.
Eva: I gotta go, Doug.
Doug Glatt: I'm sorry. I'm such a moron. So you saw my headbutt, huh?
Eva: [whispering]Yeah, you fucked him up.
Doug Glatt: Are you at the library?
Eva: No, um. My boyfriend got home a few days ago.
Doug Glatt: Why did you text me then?
Eva: I dig talking to you. And now I'm thinking about you. And sometimes I sleep with that Angus the Highlander doll.
Doug Glatt: There's nothing weird about that. It's official.
Eva: Yeah, Doug. I know. Fuck. I'm a bad girlfriend, Doug.
Doug Glatt: Well, I mean, all we did was make out.
Eva: I'm a slut, Doug. I'm horny a lot. I sleep around. That doesn't bother you?
Doug Glatt: The truth is, I just... I have a really huge crush on you.
Eva: I gotta go, Doug.
Movie: Goon
