Gran Torino Quotes
Duke : What you lookin' at old man?
Walt Kowalski : Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.
Walt Kowalski : Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.
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Walt Kowalski : Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."
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Thao Vang Lor : Excuse me Sir, I need a haircut if you ain't too busy you old Italian son of a bitch prick barber. Boy, does my ass hurt from all of the guys at my construction job.
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Walt Kowalski : [ to Su ] Get me another beer, Dragon Lady! This one's running on empty.
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Barber Martin : There. You finally look like a human being again. You shouldn't wait so long between hair cuts, you cheap son of a bitch.
Walt Kowalski : Yeah. I'm surprised you're still around. I was always hoping you'd die off and they got someone in here that knew what the hell they were doing. Instead, you're just hanging around like the doo-wop dago you are.
Barber Martin : That'll be ten bucks, Walt.
Walt Kowalski : Ten bucks? Jesus Christ, Marty. What are you, half Jew or somethin'? You keep raising the damn prices all the time.
Barber Martin : It's been ten bucks for the last five years, you hard-nosed Polack son of a bitch.
Walt Kowalski : Yeah, well keep the change.
Barber Martin : See you in three weeks, prick.
Walt Kowalski : Not if I see you first, dipshit.
Walt Kowalski : Yeah. I'm surprised you're still around. I was always hoping you'd die off and they got someone in here that knew what the hell they were doing. Instead, you're just hanging around like the doo-wop dago you are.
Barber Martin : That'll be ten bucks, Walt.
Walt Kowalski : Ten bucks? Jesus Christ, Marty. What are you, half Jew or somethin'? You keep raising the damn prices all the time.
Barber Martin : It's been ten bucks for the last five years, you hard-nosed Polack son of a bitch.
Walt Kowalski : Yeah, well keep the change.
Barber Martin : See you in three weeks, prick.
Walt Kowalski : Not if I see you first, dipshit.
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Youa : You're funny.
Walt Kowalski : I've been called a lot of things, but never funny.
Walt Kowalski : I've been called a lot of things, but never funny.
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Thao Vang Lor : What was it like to kill someone?
Walt Kowalski : You don't want to know.
Walt Kowalski : You don't want to know.
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Walt Kowalski : [ about Korea ] We shot men, stabbed them with bayonets, chopped up 17 year olds with shovels.
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Father Janovich : Why didn't you call the police?
Walt Kowalski : Well you know, I prayed for them to come but nobody answered.
Walt Kowalski : Well you know, I prayed for them to come but nobody answered.
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Mitch Kowalski : What would I want?
Walt Kowalski : I don't know... Your wife's already gone through all of your mother's jewelry.
Walt Kowalski : I don't know... Your wife's already gone through all of your mother's jewelry.
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Walt Kowalski : I'll blow a hole in your face then go inside and sleep like a baby.
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Walt Kowalski : I used to stack fucks likes you five feet high in Korea... use ya for sand bags.
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Barber Martin : That'll be 10 bucks, Walt.
Walt Kowalski : Jesus, what are you, half Jew?
Walt Kowalski : Jesus, what are you, half Jew?
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Sue Lor : There's a ton of food.
Walt Kowalski : Yeah, well just keep your hands off my dog.
Sue Lor : No worries, we only eat cats.
Walt Kowalski : Yeah, well just keep your hands off my dog.
Sue Lor : No worries, we only eat cats.
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Sue Lor : The Lutherans brought us over.
Walt Kowalski : Everybody blames the Lutherans.
Walt Kowalski : Everybody blames the Lutherans.
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Ashley Kowalski : [ clearly uninterested ] Grandpa Walt, you want me to help you with that, the chairs?
Walt Kowalski : No, you probably just painted your nails.
Walt Kowalski : No, you probably just painted your nails.
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Walt Kowalski : [ about his son ] I worked in Ford for 50 years and he sells Japanese cars.
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Walt Kowalski : Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone.
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Smokie : Are you fucking crazy? Go back in the house.
Walt Kowalski : Yeah? I blow a hole in your face and then I go in the house... and I sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea... use ya for sandbags.
Walt Kowalski : Yeah? I blow a hole in your face and then I go in the house... and I sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea... use ya for sandbags.
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Walt Kowalski : I'm no hero. I was just trying to get that babbling gook off my lawn!
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