Green Wing Quotes
Dr. Macartney: I see a chocolate Phil Collins popping out of a cuckoo clock every hour to tidy up his Nazi gold.
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Dr. Macartney: I'm assuming you've taken painkillers?
Dr. Caroline Todd: I want something stronger. I want the stuff you use... to kill people.
Dr. Macartney: Nope, saving all that for Guy.
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Dr. Macartney: I'm sorry, was that a comeback? Not that I heard it or anything, I was about twenty yards down the corridor...
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Dr. Macartney: Join me again next week on this episode of "Let's make no fucking sense" when I will be waxing an owl.
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Dr. Macartney: Martin, Martin, see this - is that your signiture?
Dr. Martin Dear: Yeah, it is, yeah.
Dr. Macartney: Yeah, can't really do smiley faces on death certificates. Does look a little bit insensitive.
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Dr. Macartney: Say it with me, say it with me, funk-eh.
Dr. Martin Dear: Funk-ee!
Dr. Macartney: Funk-eh!
Dr. Martin Dear: Funk-ee!
Dr. Macartney: No, funk-eh!
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: [scary voice] Funkehh!
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Dr. Macartney: So tell me, why are you wearing a blouse?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: What?
Dr. Macartney: It's a blouse, isn't it?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Fuck off, it's designer.
Dr. Macartney: What, Laura Ashley?
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Dr. Macartney: The smell of her perfume mingling with her skin, her bodily fluids, her shampoo... which all come together to make...
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: A dirty minging woman, trust the bloody French to make it sound romantic.
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Dr. Macartney: Well?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Well what, you scrawny poof? [Mac pushes Guy's head into a bowl of cornflakes]
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: [through cornflakes] You're not a poof! You're not a poof! [Mac pulls Guy's head up again]
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: You're not a poof!
Dr. Macartney: And?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: And - you are a poof! [Mac empties the bowl over Guy's head]
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Dr. Macartney: You know what you need? You need a system. Like I used pneumonics when I was revising.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Yeah, me too. Take the bones of the head, alright - [points to parts of his head as he names the bones]
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: frontal, parietal, occipital, zygomatic, sphenoid, temporal, maxilla, mandible, vomer, nasal.
Dr. Martin Dear: Jesus, how did you remember that?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: I just took a simple everyday phrase where the words begin with the same letters as the bones.
Dr. Macartney: Go on then, what is it?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Foreign politicians often zing stereotypical tunes, mayday, mayday, Venezuela, neck.
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Dr. Martin Dear: Have you ever thought about having a sexy girlfriend who you'd sleep with?
Dr. Caroline Todd: Nope.
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Dr. Martin Dear: I'm not your slave!
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: You've been misinformed.
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