Grey's Anatomy Quote
[Addison slaps Sam's head]
Sam: Ow!
Addison: Idiot. You divorced Naomi?
Sam: Just mind your own business.
Addison: [slaps Sam's head again]
Sam: Ouch!
Addison: Moron. She's my best friend.
Sam: Stop hitting me on top of my head.
Addison: Did you cheat? [goes in to hit Sam again]
Sam: Okay. [catches her hand] Two things I learned back in kindergarten. One – keep your hands to yourself. Two – he who smelt it, dealt it.
Addison: That makes no sense.
Sam: Yeah. Well, you cheated. Tou cheated on your husband with his best friend. There. Smelt it, dealt it. It works.
Addison: You're using fart logic!
Sam: Hey, you want details, go see Naomi.
Addison: She won't talk about it.
Sam: Ah. Then you get no details.
Addison: I'm on her side, you know that?
Sam: That's why you get no details.
Addison: [puts her fists on the desk] Details!
Sam: Woman, be quiet.
[Both grin]
Addison: I missed you.
Sam: Ow!
Addison: Idiot. You divorced Naomi?
Sam: Just mind your own business.
Addison: [slaps Sam's head again]
Sam: Ouch!
Addison: Moron. She's my best friend.
Sam: Stop hitting me on top of my head.
Addison: Did you cheat? [goes in to hit Sam again]
Sam: Okay. [catches her hand] Two things I learned back in kindergarten. One – keep your hands to yourself. Two – he who smelt it, dealt it.
Addison: That makes no sense.
Sam: Yeah. Well, you cheated. Tou cheated on your husband with his best friend. There. Smelt it, dealt it. It works.
Addison: You're using fart logic!
Sam: Hey, you want details, go see Naomi.
Addison: She won't talk about it.
Sam: Ah. Then you get no details.
Addison: I'm on her side, you know that?
Sam: That's why you get no details.
Addison: [puts her fists on the desk] Details!
Sam: Woman, be quiet.
[Both grin]
Addison: I missed you.
TV Show: Grey's Anatomy
