Grounded for Life Quotes
Henry Finnerty: Wow, that ride must be really scary. Those two guys are holding hands!
James "Jimmy" Finnerty: That's the line for cotton candy.
James "Jimmy" Finnerty: That's the line for cotton candy.
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Lily: Do you realize what you've done? You have literally pushed me off a cliff. You have literally pushed me to my death. I am literally dead thanks to you.
Sean: Me? Look, I'm not the one who chose to hook up with the Beastie Boys for an out-of-state drinking binge!
Lily: That is so unfair! I only had one drink. Everyone else had, like, five.
Sean: Good. Then you were sober compared to the boy who was going to drive you home to your CERTAIN DEATH.
Lily: You are so embarrassing! I am literally dying of embarrassment!
Sean: You know, I really wish you would look up the word literally because - [Lily screams and storms off]
Sean: Me? Look, I'm not the one who chose to hook up with the Beastie Boys for an out-of-state drinking binge!
Lily: That is so unfair! I only had one drink. Everyone else had, like, five.
Sean: Good. Then you were sober compared to the boy who was going to drive you home to your CERTAIN DEATH.
Lily: You are so embarrassing! I am literally dying of embarrassment!
Sean: You know, I really wish you would look up the word literally because - [Lily screams and storms off]
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Lily Finnerty: Hey guys, does anybody have the bio notes I can copy?
Suzy: Uh oh, are you gonna beat us up for them? [they all laugh]
Lily Finnerty: What?
Suzy: Oh, I forgot. You only beat up eleven year olds, don't you? [they all laugh again]
Suzy: Uh oh, are you gonna beat us up for them? [they all laugh]
Lily Finnerty: What?
Suzy: Oh, I forgot. You only beat up eleven year olds, don't you? [they all laugh again]
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Old Patient: Why are you taking our Christmas tree?
Eddie: There's a light broke. I'm taking it to my work shop. I'm gonna bring it there and I'm gonna bring it back here. So why don't you go back to bed and have a good night. [Pushes him into the elevator]
Old Patient: But this is my floor.
Eddie: There's a light broke. I'm taking it to my work shop. I'm gonna bring it there and I'm gonna bring it back here. So why don't you go back to bed and have a good night. [Pushes him into the elevator]
Old Patient: But this is my floor.
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Sean: [Finding a box belonging to Eddie] What's this?
Eddie: It's cool.
Sean: It's cool doesn't answer my question. It's cool doesn't tell me what's in the box.
Eddie: Yes it does. It tells you it's cool.
Eddie: It's cool.
Sean: It's cool doesn't answer my question. It's cool doesn't tell me what's in the box.
Eddie: Yes it does. It tells you it's cool.
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Sean: I see and like, he said, "Oh my God, did you say glis?" And they're all like, "We all heard you say 'glis'" and, uh, I'm like, what the hell happened with my credit card?
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Christina: Yes, just hanging around, you know, just keeping it fresh?
Lily: [furious] Oh, my God. It's my dad.
Christina: How do you know?
Lily: It's him.
Lily: [furious] Oh, my God. It's my dad.
Christina: How do you know?
Lily: It's him.
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Henry: Dad said we couldn't get a cable box, they're too expensive.
Eddie: Your dad and I live in two different worlds.
Jimmy: Uncle Eddie, it's stolen isn't it?
Eddie: 'Stolen' would be a word from your dad's world.
Eddie: Your dad and I live in two different worlds.
Jimmy: Uncle Eddie, it's stolen isn't it?
Eddie: 'Stolen' would be a word from your dad's world.
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[referring to Sean throwing chicken at a car when he sees Brad and Lily making out in it]
Claudia: [giggles]
Sean: It's not funny! I didn't know what else to do.
Claudia: How is throwing chicken even an option?!
Claudia: [giggles]
Sean: It's not funny! I didn't know what else to do.
Claudia: How is throwing chicken even an option?!
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Claudia: Walt, why are my children on a chain gang?
Walt: I am teaching these boys how to dig a hole
Sean: Why?
Walt: A good hole can serve a boy in a lot of ways. It helps them focus, lets them sweat, and makes them appreciate a warm bed at night.
Claudia: How much is there to teach about a hole?
Walt: That's the kind of attitude that leads to substandard holes.
Walt: I am teaching these boys how to dig a hole
Sean: Why?
Walt: A good hole can serve a boy in a lot of ways. It helps them focus, lets them sweat, and makes them appreciate a warm bed at night.
Claudia: How much is there to teach about a hole?
Walt: That's the kind of attitude that leads to substandard holes.
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Sean: Well there was more than just chicken.
Claudia: Biscuits?
Sean: NO, no.
Eddie: So you still have the biscuits?
Sean: No, there were no biscuits! I'm talking about an additional incident.
Eddie: I can't believe you didn't get biscuits, they come with the chicken.
Sean: I didn't get any biscuits! Look I went out to get a bucket of chicken, I got a bucket of chicken.
Eddie: You would have had to specifically asked them to leave the biscuits out!
Claudia: Biscuits?
Sean: NO, no.
Eddie: So you still have the biscuits?
Sean: No, there were no biscuits! I'm talking about an additional incident.
Eddie: I can't believe you didn't get biscuits, they come with the chicken.
Sean: I didn't get any biscuits! Look I went out to get a bucket of chicken, I got a bucket of chicken.
Eddie: You would have had to specifically asked them to leave the biscuits out!
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Christina: Hey, Lily, this is weird, you're online.
Lily: No, I'm not.
Christina: Yes, you are. Your screen name just popped up on my buddy list, see?
Lily: No way! Uh, somebody signed on with my name!
Christina: No!
Lily: Yes! Send them an instant message. "Lily, what are you doing?"
Christina: They're not answering.
Lily: Type "Are you there?" This is so freaking me out!
Christina: Totally!
Lily: No, I'm not.
Christina: Yes, you are. Your screen name just popped up on my buddy list, see?
Lily: No way! Uh, somebody signed on with my name!
Christina: No!
Lily: Yes! Send them an instant message. "Lily, what are you doing?"
Christina: They're not answering.
Lily: Type "Are you there?" This is so freaking me out!
Christina: Totally!
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[person on lily's screen name types 'Yes...just hanging around...you know, just keeping it fresh.']
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Neighbor: How's it goin' Mr. Finnerty?
Sean: Ah, you know, keepin' it fresh.
Lily: Did he really say keeping it fresh?
Claudia: [shaking head] I'll talk to him.
Sean: Ah, you know, keepin' it fresh.
Lily: Did he really say keeping it fresh?
Claudia: [shaking head] I'll talk to him.
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Walt: Back in my day we used to play Cowboys and Indians. Of course that was when you were allowed to say Indian. You can't say Indian anymore.
Henry: I'm not allowed to say bite me.
Jimmy: Be quiet.
Henry: Bite me, Indian!
Henry: I'm not allowed to say bite me.
Jimmy: Be quiet.
Henry: Bite me, Indian!
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Sean: Hey, Lily, you liked the Ramones, didn't you?
Lily: Well, the music was good, but I kept worrying they were gonna die.
Lily: Well, the music was good, but I kept worrying they were gonna die.
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Preacher: Have you tried talking to Jimmy about this?
Sean: Oh, I tried, but it kind of backfired.
Sean: Oh, I tried, but it kind of backfired.
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Sean: See, Jimmy, you're not possessed by Satan because...there is no Satan!
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Henry: [talking to a large group of classmates] My dad says there's no such thing as Satan, which means there's no such thing as hell, which means you can pretty much do what ever you want, so go right ahead. [complete anarchy ensues]
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Preacher: And you wonder why Sister Helen has it in for your family?
Sean: Out! She has it out for our family. And i couldn't have forseen that!
Sean: Out! She has it out for our family. And i couldn't have forseen that!
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Henry: Hey, Reynolds! Do you know what the T in T-Birds stands for?... THE LOSER!!! HA!
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Sean: Ooh, an armoire.
Claudia: That's what they call it.
Sean: (in French accent) Oh, then we should buy this "armoire"' and put it in the "boudoir" next to the "toilette". Ooh-la-la.
Claudia: That's what they call it.
Sean: (in French accent) Oh, then we should buy this "armoire"' and put it in the "boudoir" next to the "toilette". Ooh-la-la.
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