Grounded for Life Quotes
Lily: Yeah! Well...I read somewhere that compulsive shopping was a disease!
Sean: Cholera is a disease. Compulsive shopping is something a 16 year-old does when she wants to look cute for a party and someone gives her a credit card.
[Sean turns to face Claudia]
Sean: Cholera is a disease. Compulsive shopping is something a 16 year-old does when she wants to look cute for a party and someone gives her a credit card.
[Sean turns to face Claudia]
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Nun: Edward, Last month the school's electricity bill was extremely high, and I have yet to see one tomato!
[Eddie and two other boys are standing around marijuana plants.]
[Eddie and two other boys are standing around marijuana plants.]
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Claudia: I'm gonna kill you!
Eddie: What'd I do?
Claudia: You're a degenerate scumbag!
Eddie: Could you be more specific?
Eddie: What'd I do?
Claudia: You're a degenerate scumbag!
Eddie: Could you be more specific?
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Eddie: You and Claudia, and the kids were outta town. It seemed a shame to let a perfectly good porn set go to waste.
Sean: It's not a porno set. It's our house!
Sean: It's not a porno set. It's our house!
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Sean: You've gotta let her know you learned something from this.
Eddie: Yeah... So what'd I learn?
Sean: Not to shoot porno in our house!!
Eddie: Yeah... So what'd I learn?
Sean: Not to shoot porno in our house!!
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Eddie: I learned something.
Claudia: Oh, really? What did you learn?
Eddie: That what I did was wrong. And to respect you. And respect your house. And respect that you got a thing about people shooting porn in it.
Claudia: Oh, really? What did you learn?
Eddie: That what I did was wrong. And to respect you. And respect your house. And respect that you got a thing about people shooting porn in it.
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Henry: Great now Uncle Eddie isn't allowed over. Now I'm gonna have a porno birthday!
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: Sean: Why are you answering questions with questions?
Eddie: Why does that concern you?
Eddie: Why does that concern you?
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Claudia: Sean, when did you say you got this call?
Sean: Uh...When was it? Yea, Tuesday.
Claudia: Okay, Okay. Then, why is the message on a receipt from today?
Sean: What? What do you mean? What's today?
Eddie: It 'aint Tuesday.
Sean: Uh...When was it? Yea, Tuesday.
Claudia: Okay, Okay. Then, why is the message on a receipt from today?
Sean: What? What do you mean? What's today?
Eddie: It 'aint Tuesday.
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