Guardians of the Galaxy Quotes
[from trailer] Peter Quill: So here we are: a thief, two thugs, an assassin and a maniac. But we're not going to stand by as evil wipes out the galaxy. I guess we're stuck together, partners.
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Gamora: [talks to Drax]You don't get opinions after that nonsense you pulled on Knowhere.
Drax the Destroyer: I just saved Quill!
Peter Quill: We've already established that blowing up the ship I'm on isn't saving me.
Drax the Destroyer: When did we establish that?
Peter Quill: Like three seconds ago!
Drax the Destroyer: Well I wasn't listening then, I was thinking about something else.
Rocket Raccoon: She's right; you don't get opinions.
Drax the Destroyer: I just saved Quill!
Peter Quill: We've already established that blowing up the ship I'm on isn't saving me.
Drax the Destroyer: When did we establish that?
Peter Quill: Like three seconds ago!
Drax the Destroyer: Well I wasn't listening then, I was thinking about something else.
Rocket Raccoon: She's right; you don't get opinions.
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Ronan: Citizens of Xandar, behold your guardians of the galaxy! What fruit have they wrought?
Peter Quill: [dances]Ooh, child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child, things will get brighter. You listen to these words. Ooh child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child things'll get brighter. Then bring it down hard! Someday...
Ronan: What are you doing?
Peter Quill: Dance-off, bro. Me and you. [holds out his hand for Gamora]
Peter Quill: Gamora. [she shakes her head]
Peter Quill: Subtle, taking it back.
Ronan: What are you doing?
Peter Quill: I'm distracting you, you big turd blossom!
Peter Quill: [dances]Ooh, child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child, things will get brighter. You listen to these words. Ooh child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child things'll get brighter. Then bring it down hard! Someday...
Ronan: What are you doing?
Peter Quill: Dance-off, bro. Me and you. [holds out his hand for Gamora]
Peter Quill: Gamora. [she shakes her head]
Peter Quill: Subtle, taking it back.
Ronan: What are you doing?
Peter Quill: I'm distracting you, you big turd blossom!
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[Quill hands the Stone over to the Ravagers] Peter Quill: [as they leave]He's going to be pissed when he finds out I switched out the orb on him.
Gamora: He's going to kill you, Peter.
Peter Quill: Oh I know. But he's about the only family I have.
Gamora: No... he wasn't.
Gamora: He's going to kill you, Peter.
Peter Quill: Oh I know. But he's about the only family I have.
Gamora: No... he wasn't.
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Meredith Quill: [letter]Dear Peter: I know this will be hard for you, but I'm going somewhere good and nice. But know this: I will always be with you, my angel from heaven, my prince... my Star-Lord.
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Star-Lord: Here you go. [Quill presents the prosthetic leg Rocket requested]
Rocket Raccoon: Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. I just need these two things.
Star-Lord: What?
Rocket Raccoon: [laughing]No, I thought it'd be funny! Was it funny? No, wait, what'd he look like hopping around?
Star-Lord: I had to transfer him 30,000 units!
Rocket Raccoon: [chittering laughter]
Rocket Raccoon: Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. I just need these two things.
Star-Lord: What?
Rocket Raccoon: [laughing]No, I thought it'd be funny! Was it funny? No, wait, what'd he look like hopping around?
Star-Lord: I had to transfer him 30,000 units!
Rocket Raccoon: [chittering laughter]
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Rocket Raccoon: I live for the simple things... like how much this is going to hurt! [zaps Quill, who falls down yelling]
Rocket Raccoon: Yeah, writhe, little man.
Rocket Raccoon: Yeah, writhe, little man.
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Rocket Raccoon: [to Groot]Quit smiling, ya idiot, you're supposed to be professional.
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Drax the Destroyer: I like your knife, I'm keeping it.
Moloka Dar: That was my favorite knife.
Moloka Dar: That was my favorite knife.
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Ronan: I only ask that you take this matter seriously.
Thanos: The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me! Your demeanor is that of a pouting child. And apparently you alienated my favorite daughter, Gamora. I shall honor our agreement, Kree, if you bring me the Orb. But return to me again empty handed and I will bathe the star-ways with your blood.
Nebula: Thanks, Dad. Sounds fair.
Thanos: The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me! Your demeanor is that of a pouting child. And apparently you alienated my favorite daughter, Gamora. I shall honor our agreement, Kree, if you bring me the Orb. But return to me again empty handed and I will bathe the star-ways with your blood.
Nebula: Thanks, Dad. Sounds fair.
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Rocket Raccoon: [jumps on Groot who is fighting the sentry bots]You idiot! How am I supposed to fight these things without my stuff?
Drax the Destroyer: Creepy little beast! [throws a machine gun to Rocket]
Rocket Raccoon: Oh yeah!
Drax the Destroyer: Creepy little beast! [throws a machine gun to Rocket]
Rocket Raccoon: Oh yeah!
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Gamora: You should have learned.
Peter Quill: I don't learn. One of my issues.
Peter Quill: I don't learn. One of my issues.
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[a brawl takes place between Drax and Rocket] Drax the Destroyer: This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about!
Rocket Raccoon: That is true!
Drax the Destroyer: He has no respect!
Rocket Raccoon: That is also true! Keep callin' me vermin tough guy, you just want to laugh at me like everyone else!
Peter Quill: Rocket, you're drunk, all right? No one's laughing at you.
Rocket Raccoon: [points at Drax]He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does! [starts to cry]
Rocket Raccoon: Well, I didn't ask to get made! I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over and turned into some little monster!
Peter Quill: Rocket, no one's calling you a monster...
Rocket Raccoon: He called me vermin! She called me rodent! Let's see if you can laugh after five or six good shots in your freakin' face! [draws a gun]
Peter Quill: No no no! Four billion units! Rocket, come on man, suck it up for one more lousy night and we're rich.
Rocket Raccoon: Fine, but I can't promise when all of this is over I'm not going to kill every last one of you jerks.
Peter Quill: See, this is exactly why none of you have any friends!
Rocket Raccoon: That is true!
Drax the Destroyer: He has no respect!
Rocket Raccoon: That is also true! Keep callin' me vermin tough guy, you just want to laugh at me like everyone else!
Peter Quill: Rocket, you're drunk, all right? No one's laughing at you.
Rocket Raccoon: [points at Drax]He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does! [starts to cry]
Rocket Raccoon: Well, I didn't ask to get made! I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over and turned into some little monster!
Peter Quill: Rocket, no one's calling you a monster...
Rocket Raccoon: He called me vermin! She called me rodent! Let's see if you can laugh after five or six good shots in your freakin' face! [draws a gun]
Peter Quill: No no no! Four billion units! Rocket, come on man, suck it up for one more lousy night and we're rich.
Rocket Raccoon: Fine, but I can't promise when all of this is over I'm not going to kill every last one of you jerks.
Peter Quill: See, this is exactly why none of you have any friends!
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Rocket Raccoon: [scans a small child]Look at this thing. It thinks it's so cool. It's not cool to ask for help! Walk by yourself, you little gargoyle!
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Nebula: Gamora, you've always been weak! You stupid, traitorous... [Drax blasts Nebula]
Drax the Destroyer: No one talks to my friends like that.
Drax the Destroyer: No one talks to my friends like that.
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Rhomann Dey: They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Denarian Saal: What a bunch of a-holes.
Denarian Saal: What a bunch of a-holes.
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Peter Quill: [to Gamora]You're a good looking girl. You should try to be more nice to people.
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Nova Prime Rael: The fate of 12 billion people is in your hands.
Peter Quill: Hold on a second, you're being serious right now?
Peter Quill: Hold on a second, you're being serious right now?
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Denarian Saal: [looking at Groot]What the hell?
Rhomann Dey: Groot: he's been travelling recently as Rocket's personal houseplant slash muscle.
Rhomann Dey: Groot: he's been travelling recently as Rocket's personal houseplant slash muscle.
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Rocket Raccoon: [lands with his minepod on Knowhere next to Groot and Drax]Idiot, they're all idiots. Quill just got himself captured. [yells at Drax]
Rocket Raccoon: None of this would've happened if you hadn't tried to take on an frickin' army!
Drax the Destroyer: You're right. I was a fool. All that anger. All that rage. It just covered my loss. [Drax shamefully looks onto the ground]
Rocket Raccoon: [Rocket dumbly stares at Drax for a few seconds, then mocks him]Aww, boo-hoo. My wife and child are dead. [Groot gasps at Rocket's mockery]
Rocket Raccoon: I don't care if it's mean. Everybody's got dead people! But it makes no excuse to letting everyone else around get killed along the way!
Rocket Raccoon: None of this would've happened if you hadn't tried to take on an frickin' army!
Drax the Destroyer: You're right. I was a fool. All that anger. All that rage. It just covered my loss. [Drax shamefully looks onto the ground]
Rocket Raccoon: [Rocket dumbly stares at Drax for a few seconds, then mocks him]Aww, boo-hoo. My wife and child are dead. [Groot gasps at Rocket's mockery]
Rocket Raccoon: I don't care if it's mean. Everybody's got dead people! But it makes no excuse to letting everyone else around get killed along the way!
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Peter Quill: [spots a guard taking his headphones]HEY, HEY, HEY! That's mine! Hey, take those headphones off, right now! [goes to face the guard, and gets zapped by a stun-rod]
Peter Quill: Hooked on a Feeling, Blue Swede! That song belongs to me! [gets zapped again]
Peter Quill: Hooked on a Feeling, Blue Swede! That song belongs to me! [gets zapped again]
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Peter Quill: I was only a kid when I left Earth, and I had no idea what the universe had in store for me.
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[from outtake] Star-Lord: Dance-off, bro! Me and you!
Ronan: It's on!
Ronan: It's on!
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Thanos: Boy, I would reconsider your current course!
Ronan: [wields the Infinity Stone]You call ME, boy? I will unfurl one thousand years of Kree justice on Xandar and burn it to its core! Then, Thanos, I'm coming for you!
Ronan: [wields the Infinity Stone]You call ME, boy? I will unfurl one thousand years of Kree justice on Xandar and burn it to its core! Then, Thanos, I'm coming for you!
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Peter Quill: I come from Earth, a planet of outlaws. My name is Peter Quill. There's one other name you may know me by. Star-Lord.
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Yondu Udonta: We're Ravagers, we got a code.
Peter Quill: Yeah, and that code is: steal from everybody.
Peter Quill: Yeah, and that code is: steal from everybody.
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