Guardians of the Galaxy Quotes
Yondu Udonta: I may be as pretty as an angel, but I sure as hell ain't one.
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[Gun drones swarm around Groot] Watchtower Guard: Prisoner, drop the device immediately and retreat to your cell, or we will open fire!
Groot: [roars]I... AM... GROOT!
Watchtower Guard: Fire!
Groot: [roars]I... AM... GROOT!
Watchtower Guard: Fire!
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Drax the Destroyer: You! Man who has lain with an Askervarian!
Peter Quill: It was one time, man.
Peter Quill: It was one time, man.
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Peter Quill: Oh you wanna talk about senseless? How about trying to save us by blowing us up?
Rocket Raccoon: We were only gonna blow you up if they didn't turn you over.
Peter Quill: And how on earth were they gonna turn us over when you only gave them a count of five?
Rocket Raccoon: Well we didn't have time to work out the minutiae of the plan.
Rocket Raccoon: We were only gonna blow you up if they didn't turn you over.
Peter Quill: And how on earth were they gonna turn us over when you only gave them a count of five?
Rocket Raccoon: Well we didn't have time to work out the minutiae of the plan.
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Ronan: With all due respect, Thanos, your daughter made this mess, and yet you summon ME?
The Other: I would lower my voice, Accuser!
Ronan: First, she lost a battle to some primitive...
The Other: Thanos had put Gamora under your charge!
Ronan: ...then she was apprehended by the Nova Corps...
The Other: You are the one, here, with nothing to show for him!
Ronan: Your sources say she was meant to betray us the whole time!
The Other: Lower your tone! Here you won't bring in your... [Ronan kills the Other to shut him up]
The Other: I would lower my voice, Accuser!
Ronan: First, she lost a battle to some primitive...
The Other: Thanos had put Gamora under your charge!
Ronan: ...then she was apprehended by the Nova Corps...
The Other: You are the one, here, with nothing to show for him!
Ronan: Your sources say she was meant to betray us the whole time!
The Other: Lower your tone! Here you won't bring in your... [Ronan kills the Other to shut him up]
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Rocket Raccoon: [over radio]Attention, idiots. The lunatic on top of this craft is holding a Hadron Enforcer, a weapon of my own design.
Yondu Udonta: What the hell?
Rocket Raccoon: If you don't hand over our companions now, he's gonna tear your ship a new one. A very *big* new one.
Yondu Udonta: What the hell?
Rocket Raccoon: If you don't hand over our companions now, he's gonna tear your ship a new one. A very *big* new one.
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Nebula: After Xandar, you're going to kill my father?
Ronan: You dare to oppose me?
Nebula: You see what he has turned me into? You kill him and I will help you destroy a thousand planets.
Ronan: You dare to oppose me?
Nebula: You see what he has turned me into? You kill him and I will help you destroy a thousand planets.
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Nova Prime Rael: Ronan is destroying Xandarian outposts throughout the galaxy! I should think that would call for some slight response on the part of the Kree.
Kree Ambassador: We signed your peace treaty, Nova Prime. What more do you want?
Nova Prime Rael: At least a statement from the Kree Empire saying that they condemn his actions. He is slaughtering children, families!
Kree Ambassador: That is your business. Now, I have other matters to attend to. [He cuts off the transmission]
Nova Prime Rael: Prick!
Kree Ambassador: We signed your peace treaty, Nova Prime. What more do you want?
Nova Prime Rael: At least a statement from the Kree Empire saying that they condemn his actions. He is slaughtering children, families!
Kree Ambassador: That is your business. Now, I have other matters to attend to. [He cuts off the transmission]
Nova Prime Rael: Prick!
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Drax the Destroyer: [getting drunk in a bar]Let us put more of this liquid into our bodies.
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Ronan: They call me terrorist, radical, zealot because I obey the ancient laws of my people, the Kree... and punish those who do not. Because I do not forgive your people for taking the life of my father, and his father, and his father before him. A thousand years of war between us will not be forgotten!
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The Collector: Carina, get away from that stone! CARINA!
Carina: I will no longer be your slave! [grabs the stone and gets obliterated]
Carina: I will no longer be your slave! [grabs the stone and gets obliterated]
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Yondu Udonta: Remember, boy. At the end of all this, I get the stone. You cross me, we kill you all.
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[first lines] Grandpa: Peter. Your momma wants to speak with you. Come on, Pete, take these fool things off. [takes headphones]
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Bereet: Peter, what happened?
Peter Quill: Oh... hey, um... [trying to figure out the name]
Bereet: Bereet!
Peter Quill: Bereet. I'm gonna be totally honest, I forgot you were here.
Peter Quill: Oh... hey, um... [trying to figure out the name]
Bereet: Bereet!
Peter Quill: Bereet. I'm gonna be totally honest, I forgot you were here.
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Gamora: Nebula! Sister, help us fight Ronan. You know he's crazy!
Nebula: I know you're both crazy!
Nebula: I know you're both crazy!
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Gamora: [regarding Yondu]Why is this one here?
Peter Quill: We promised him he could stay by your side until he kills your boss. I always keep my promises when they're to muscle-bound whack-jobs who will kill me if I don't.
Peter Quill: We promised him he could stay by your side until he kills your boss. I always keep my promises when they're to muscle-bound whack-jobs who will kill me if I don't.
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Ronan: The Xandorians and your culture are a disease.
Sacrifice Nova Corpsman: You will never rule Xandar.
Ronan: No. I will cure it!
Sacrifice Nova Corpsman: You will never rule Xandar.
Ronan: No. I will cure it!
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Rhomann Dey: Hey! If it isn't Star-Prince.
Peter Quill: Star-Lord
Rhomann Dey: Sorry. Lord.
Rhomann Dey: I picked this guy up a while back for petty theft. He's got a code name. Yeah. Stay out of the way.
Peter Quill: Come on, man. It's a... It's an outlaw name.
Peter Quill: Star-Lord
Rhomann Dey: Sorry. Lord.
Rhomann Dey: I picked this guy up a while back for petty theft. He's got a code name. Yeah. Stay out of the way.
Peter Quill: Come on, man. It's a... It's an outlaw name.
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Nebula: Seal all security doors! [shouts orders in native language, then storms out]
Nebula: Get out of my way!
Nebula: Get out of my way!
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Drax the Destroyer: Cease your yammering and relieve us from this arson confinement.
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Rocket Raccoon: [to Groot]Put him in the bag. Put him in the bag!
Rocket Raccoon: No! Not her, him! Learn genders, man.
Rocket Raccoon: No! Not her, him! Learn genders, man.
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Drax the Destroyer: Are you not the man this wench attempted to kill?
Peter Quill: Well, I mean, she's hardly the first woman to try and do that to me. [shows a scar]
Peter Quill: Look, this is from a smoking-hot Rajak girl. Stabbed me with a fork. Didn't like me skipping out on her at sunrise. I got, right here, a Kree girl tried to rip out my thorax. She caught me with this skinny little A'askavariian who worked in Nova Records. I was trying to get information. You ever see an A'askavariian? They have tentacles, and needles for teeth. If you think I'm seriously interested in that, then... You don't care. But here's the point.
Peter Quill: Well, I mean, she's hardly the first woman to try and do that to me. [shows a scar]
Peter Quill: Look, this is from a smoking-hot Rajak girl. Stabbed me with a fork. Didn't like me skipping out on her at sunrise. I got, right here, a Kree girl tried to rip out my thorax. She caught me with this skinny little A'askavariian who worked in Nova Records. I was trying to get information. You ever see an A'askavariian? They have tentacles, and needles for teeth. If you think I'm seriously interested in that, then... You don't care. But here's the point.
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