Guns, Girls and Gambling Quotes

John Smith: Are there any Hispanics in this town? Because right now that's the only ethnicity that hasn't kicked my ass yet.

Movie: Guns, Girls and Gambling

John Smith: Midget Elvis!
Little Person Elvis: Little person, bitch!

Movie: Guns, Girls and Gambling

John Smith: Native Americans, cowboys, Elvis impersonators and blonde women - they are all trying to kill me.

Movie: Guns, Girls and Gambling