Haggard - The Movie Quotes
Glauren: What I need right now is heavy metal music, hard drinkin, mayhem, **** you can't offer me right now, okay Ryan?
Ryan Dunn: Who are you? You don't even like fast music - you don't even drink.
Glauren: [indignant] Yeah. Before I met Hellboy. You know what your problem is? You always want **** to stay the same, okay? I need to get out there. I wanna play the field - of dicks. [beat]
Ryan Dunn: Eww.
Ryan Dunn: Who are you? You don't even like fast music - you don't even drink.
Glauren: [indignant] Yeah. Before I met Hellboy. You know what your problem is? You always want **** to stay the same, okay? I need to get out there. I wanna play the field - of dicks. [beat]
Ryan Dunn: Eww.
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Valo: [Valo's voicemail message] Yeah, I figured it'd be you, that's why I didn't answer it.
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Falcone: I like chocolate, I like fudge, I'll make some now or I won't budge.
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Valo: Why is Don Vito such a ***** about grapes?
Falcone: Yeah, Don Vito's a whore about grapes.
Falcone: Yeah, Don Vito's a whore about grapes.
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Valo: Don't touch me, or I'll seriously kill your face, it's so hardcore.
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[while filming a home movie using a model train set and action figures]
Falcone: What are you guys doing, humping on the caboose?
Falcone: What are you guys doing, humping on the caboose?
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