Hall Pass Quote
Rick: [after seeing Brent vandalize Fred's car]Take it easy, okay? Relax!
Brent: No! YOU take it easy! You think you can just come into my club and take my girl, and get away with it? No. Not tonight, buddy. Fuck, no! You're not gonna get away with it! NEVER! EVER!
Meg: [appears with Paige]Brent?
Brent: Mother? What are you doing here?
Fred: Wait wait wait. Aunt Meg is your mom?
Brent: [to Meg]How does he know your name?
Meg: Well, we, uh...
Brent: [shocked]What? No. No. No. No. Are you telling me that this 40-hour-a-week motherfucking soccer dad took my girl, and his flabby asshole... my MOTHER?
Fred: No! No, no, no! I didn't have sex with your mom! All I did was fake chow her! All right?
Rick: It's true!
Brent: [drops his crowbar]That's it. You two are dead men! [pulls out a gun]
Fred: WHOA! HE'S GOT A GUN!
Meg: Brent, where did you get that?
Brent: Grandpa's closet!
Brent: No! YOU take it easy! You think you can just come into my club and take my girl, and get away with it? No. Not tonight, buddy. Fuck, no! You're not gonna get away with it! NEVER! EVER!
Meg: [appears with Paige]Brent?
Brent: Mother? What are you doing here?
Fred: Wait wait wait. Aunt Meg is your mom?
Brent: [to Meg]How does he know your name?
Meg: Well, we, uh...
Brent: [shocked]What? No. No. No. No. Are you telling me that this 40-hour-a-week motherfucking soccer dad took my girl, and his flabby asshole... my MOTHER?
Fred: No! No, no, no! I didn't have sex with your mom! All I did was fake chow her! All right?
Rick: It's true!
Brent: [drops his crowbar]That's it. You two are dead men! [pulls out a gun]
Fred: WHOA! HE'S GOT A GUN!
Meg: Brent, where did you get that?
Brent: Grandpa's closet!
Movie: Hall Pass
