Hannah Montana Quotes
Hannah Montana: It is so great to finally meet you! I am a huge fan!
Mikayla: Yeah, I hate you.
Hannah Montana: Thanks! I feel the exact same... what?
Mikayla: Your voice is stingy, your music is stupid, your outfits makes me wanna puke on them, but it looks like somebody already did.
Mikayla: Yeah, I hate you.
Hannah Montana: Thanks! I feel the exact same... what?
Mikayla: Your voice is stingy, your music is stupid, your outfits makes me wanna puke on them, but it looks like somebody already did.
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Jackson Stewart: [walking up to house after Hannah Montana concert] Hey Miley, Got your keys?
Hannah Montana: Who's taking care of who?
Jackson Stewart: Oh Yeah right. See ya! [walks inside leaving Miley as Hannah outside]
Hannah Montana: Very funny Jackson. Open up! [knocks on door]
Paulie the Paparazzo: Hey Hannah! I new if I followed you I would find out where you Lived! [takes pictures of Hannah]
Hannah Montana: Live here? No I am just visiting a... friend [Jackson opens the door; Hannah puts her arm around him]
Paulie the Paparazzo: Looks to me like a BOYFRIEND!
Jackson Stewart: A what? [He and Hannah hurry inside while Paulie takes a picture of Jackson and Hannah]
Hannah Montana: Who's taking care of who?
Jackson Stewart: Oh Yeah right. See ya! [walks inside leaving Miley as Hannah outside]
Hannah Montana: Very funny Jackson. Open up! [knocks on door]
Paulie the Paparazzo: Hey Hannah! I new if I followed you I would find out where you Lived! [takes pictures of Hannah]
Hannah Montana: Live here? No I am just visiting a... friend [Jackson opens the door; Hannah puts her arm around him]
Paulie the Paparazzo: Looks to me like a BOYFRIEND!
Jackson Stewart: A what? [He and Hannah hurry inside while Paulie takes a picture of Jackson and Hannah]
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Jackson Stewart: Hey Hannah, I thought my little lady here could use a souvenir.
Hannah Montana: Jackson get out of here! [throws a roll of toilet paper]
Jackson Stewart: For you. Told you we were tight. [gives Miley/Hannah the evil eye]
Hannah Montana: Jackson get out of here! [throws a roll of toilet paper]
Jackson Stewart: For you. Told you we were tight. [gives Miley/Hannah the evil eye]
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Oliver Oken: Good-bye, my love. [rips off a gum-covered picture of Hannah Montana and another is behind it]
Oliver Oken: Hello again!
Oliver Oken: Hello again!
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Robbie Stewart: [to a reporter to which Miley revealed she was Hannah and Miley was pretending not be Hannah by pretending she is] Last week, she was the Olsen twins. Both of them! Talk about a Full House!
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Miley: Have you ever picture yourself with Miley, your friend, the dork?
Oliver: You're not a dork.
Miley: Oh, come on. What about that time I tripped in the biology lab and spilled frog juice all over you?
Oliver: Oh, right. And my mom made me take my pants off in the school parking lot.
Oliver: You're not a dork.
Miley: Oh, come on. What about that time I tripped in the biology lab and spilled frog juice all over you?
Oliver: Oh, right. And my mom made me take my pants off in the school parking lot.
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Girl 1: This is so cool. I’ve been waiting months for these scarves to came out. I’m never taking it of.
Hannah: Great. Just be sure to shower in cold water only and let yourself flat dry.
Hannah: Great. Just be sure to shower in cold water only and let yourself flat dry.
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Roxy: Okay, next. Not so fast, short stuff, you know the drill. Arms out. [Metal detector bleeps by her mouth] I knew it, what you hiding in there?
Girl 2: Braces?
Roxy: Yeah, likely story. Open!
Hannah: Daddy, you know I love Roxy. She is the best bodyguard we’ve ever had, but ever since she’s got back from her Marine Corps reunion, she’s been a little...
Roxy: Say “Ah!”
Girl 2: Aaah.
Hannah: ...in your face.
Robby Ray: She’s just looking out for you darling. Remember Roxy is the same person that threw herself between you and that sneezing fan in Cleveland.
Hannah: You’re right.
Roxy: Alright, she’s clean. Doesn’t floss, but she is clean. Move along. Hey! But I got my eyes on you.
Girl 2: Braces?
Roxy: Yeah, likely story. Open!
Hannah: Daddy, you know I love Roxy. She is the best bodyguard we’ve ever had, but ever since she’s got back from her Marine Corps reunion, she’s been a little...
Roxy: Say “Ah!”
Girl 2: Aaah.
Hannah: ...in your face.
Robby Ray: She’s just looking out for you darling. Remember Roxy is the same person that threw herself between you and that sneezing fan in Cleveland.
Hannah: You’re right.
Roxy: Alright, she’s clean. Doesn’t floss, but she is clean. Move along. Hey! But I got my eyes on you.
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Employee: Oh,my, that’s looks fabulous on you.
Lola: Actualy, I’m just looking.
Employee: Well then look someplace else, kid, I’ve got a car payment to make.
Lola: Fine, but I hope when I’m as old as you, I’m not as bitter.
Employee: Oh, you will be.
Lola: Actualy, I’m just looking.
Employee: Well then look someplace else, kid, I’ve got a car payment to make.
Lola: Fine, but I hope when I’m as old as you, I’m not as bitter.
Employee: Oh, you will be.
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Lilly: I have a charm bracelet just like that! Except mine has Lilly on the back... just like that.
Hannah: Surprise?
Lilly: I thought we were best friends. I thought we told each other everything, but I guess I was wrong cause you kept just about the biggest secret in the world, Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana!
Hannah: Surprise?
Lilly: I thought we were best friends. I thought we told each other everything, but I guess I was wrong cause you kept just about the biggest secret in the world, Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana!
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Hannah: I wanted to tell you. It's just that I was afraid.
Lilly: Afraid of what?
Hannah: I don't know. I thought maybe once you knew, you won't want to be my friend anymore. And you'd like Hannah Montana more than you like me.
Lilly: That's what you thought? That could never happen, Miley. Don't you know that?
Lilly: Afraid of what?
Hannah: I don't know. I thought maybe once you knew, you won't want to be my friend anymore. And you'd like Hannah Montana more than you like me.
Lilly: That's what you thought? That could never happen, Miley. Don't you know that?
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Lilly: Why am I standing in your closet?
Miley: Because, behind my closet is... (reveals Hannah Montana's closet) my closet.
Miley: Because, behind my closet is... (reveals Hannah Montana's closet) my closet.
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Miley: What about Lilly? You guys would be perfect together!
Lilly: Excuse me?
Miley: You're both stubborn.
Lilly and Oliver: [in unison] I am not!
Miley: See, you always agree with each other!
Lilly and Oliver: No, we don't!
Miley: I am definitely seeing a couple here!
Lilly and Oliver: You're not, because I'm not! Whew!
Miley: Ugh! I go now!
Lilly and Oliver: How?
Miley: Because, I hate you both and i gonna kill you!
Lilly: Excuse me?
Miley: You're both stubborn.
Lilly and Oliver: [in unison] I am not!
Miley: See, you always agree with each other!
Lilly and Oliver: No, we don't!
Miley: I am definitely seeing a couple here!
Lilly and Oliver: You're not, because I'm not! Whew!
Miley: Ugh! I go now!
Lilly and Oliver: How?
Miley: Because, I hate you both and i gonna kill you!
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Robby: You know what that boy needs? A real girlfriend.
Miley: Dad, that is... the smartest thing you've ever said!
Robby: You what they say, every now and again, even a blind pig snorts up a truffle.
Lilly: And that is the weirdest.
Miley: Dad, that is... the smartest thing you've ever said!
Robby: You what they say, every now and again, even a blind pig snorts up a truffle.
Lilly: And that is the weirdest.
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Hannah: Look, you're very sweet, but... I have a boyfriend.
Oliver: A boyfriend? Wait... I don't understand. Then why did you kiss me?
Hannah: I didn't. The dog did.
Oliver: Oh, man. Those are the lips I've been thinking about for the past 24 hours?
Hannah: I'm sorry. I was trying not to hurt your feelings, it's just that... I'm just not interested. Okay?
Oliver: Okay, I get it.
Robby: Now get down off the roof, son. before you dent it. This is a rental.
Oliver: Fine. I won't bother you anymore.
Lola: If it helps, the dog hasn't stopped talking about you.
Oliver: You must think I'm pathetic.
Hannah: No. I think you're sweet. And maybe, if I didn't have a boyfriend, then...
Oliver: I'd have a chance with you?
Hannah: I never said that!
Oliver: But you implied it!
Oliver: A boyfriend? Wait... I don't understand. Then why did you kiss me?
Hannah: I didn't. The dog did.
Oliver: Oh, man. Those are the lips I've been thinking about for the past 24 hours?
Hannah: I'm sorry. I was trying not to hurt your feelings, it's just that... I'm just not interested. Okay?
Oliver: Okay, I get it.
Robby: Now get down off the roof, son. before you dent it. This is a rental.
Oliver: Fine. I won't bother you anymore.
Lola: If it helps, the dog hasn't stopped talking about you.
Oliver: You must think I'm pathetic.
Hannah: No. I think you're sweet. And maybe, if I didn't have a boyfriend, then...
Oliver: I'd have a chance with you?
Hannah: I never said that!
Oliver: But you implied it!
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Oliver: So you were Hannah in the limo, when I was upside down?
Miley: Yup.
Oliver: And backstage, when I was hanging out of the window?
Miley: Yup.
Oliver: And when I hid in the bass drum on your tour bus all the way to Phoenix?
Miley: You did what?
Oliver: Nothing.
Miley: Yup.
Oliver: And backstage, when I was hanging out of the window?
Miley: Yup.
Oliver: And when I hid in the bass drum on your tour bus all the way to Phoenix?
Miley: You did what?
Oliver: Nothing.
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Robby: [holding up fish] Look at the size of this bad boy! Put up quite a battle, too. It was him! Then it was me! Then it was him! Then it was me!
Jackson: Dad, you got him at the fish mart.
Robby: Yeah, but you should have seen the size of the lady who tried to take him from me. It was her! Then it was…
Jackson: Alright, alright Dad, I get it.
Robby: So, what’s it going to be, Bucky? Pan fried or Barbeque?
Jackson: Dad, remember what we said about naming the fish?
Robby: What? [sticks fish in Jackson’s face]
Jackson: It make him a little harder to eat.
Jackson: Dad, you got him at the fish mart.
Robby: Yeah, but you should have seen the size of the lady who tried to take him from me. It was her! Then it was…
Jackson: Alright, alright Dad, I get it.
Robby: So, what’s it going to be, Bucky? Pan fried or Barbeque?
Jackson: Dad, remember what we said about naming the fish?
Robby: What? [sticks fish in Jackson’s face]
Jackson: It make him a little harder to eat.
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Miley: Lilly, my dad said no.
Lilly: You think he said no. He really said go. no. go. It's a mistake that anybody can make. [drags Miley] Come on.
Lilly: You think he said no. He really said go. no. go. It's a mistake that anybody can make. [drags Miley] Come on.
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Oliver: [turns to Lilly] I just can't figure out one thing—why are we hiding?
Lilly: Oliver, you naive, simple boy…with a very good point. (to Miley) Best of luck.
Lilly: Oliver, you naive, simple boy…with a very good point. (to Miley) Best of luck.
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Jackson: Let me paint you a picture. [grabs an apple & an orange] Hi, I'm Miley Stewart. (in a high, squeaky voice) And I'm her brother Jackson. [deepens voice & waves the apple] We snuck out to a movie last night where we saw you on a date with our father. Why are we telling you this? Out of an insane desire to get caught & grounded for the rest of our natural lives!
Miley: [rolls her eyes & stalls for time] Why do you always get to be the apple?
Miley: [rolls her eyes & stalls for time] Why do you always get to be the apple?
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Miley: [grabs Cooper's nachos]
Cooper: [To Jackson] Man, your sister loves, nachos, [Then stares at Miley angrily] To bad there not yo Nachos!
Jackson: Dude, when she sees a guy, she can't stop looking at him, no matter what you do!
Lily': It's true, watch. {Grabs a tissue, makes it into a ball, and throws it into the nachos.]
Lilly: Miley!
Miley: What?
Lilly: Just go talk to him.
Miley: I can't! I'm from Tennessee. We don't do that.
Lilly: Well you're in California now, and we do do that.
[Jackson and Cooper start laughing]
Lilly: What?
Jackson: You said "do do"!
Miley: Grow up!
Jackson: You're the one that can't just go up and talk to the guy.
Miley: I can't, I've got nothing to say.
Lilly: Good point. And besides, he probably doesn't even know you're alive. You're like some dried up insect on the windshield of his life. Not even in the center. You're way off to the side where the wipers don't reach. [making windshield wiper movements] squeak, squeak, squeak, splat. Squeak, squeak, squhieak, squeak....
Miley: Lilly.
Lilly: What?
Miley: This is officially the worst peptalk ever.
Cooper: [To Jackson] Man, your sister loves, nachos, [Then stares at Miley angrily] To bad there not yo Nachos!
Jackson: Dude, when she sees a guy, she can't stop looking at him, no matter what you do!
Lily': It's true, watch. {Grabs a tissue, makes it into a ball, and throws it into the nachos.]
Lilly: Miley!
Miley: What?
Lilly: Just go talk to him.
Miley: I can't! I'm from Tennessee. We don't do that.
Lilly: Well you're in California now, and we do do that.
[Jackson and Cooper start laughing]
Lilly: What?
Jackson: You said "do do"!
Miley: Grow up!
Jackson: You're the one that can't just go up and talk to the guy.
Miley: I can't, I've got nothing to say.
Lilly: Good point. And besides, he probably doesn't even know you're alive. You're like some dried up insect on the windshield of his life. Not even in the center. You're way off to the side where the wipers don't reach. [making windshield wiper movements] squeak, squeak, squeak, splat. Squeak, squeak, squhieak, squeak....
Miley: Lilly.
Lilly: What?
Miley: This is officially the worst peptalk ever.
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Miley: Then I ate a napkin, and then Jackson was all, "You said 'do do'" and Lilly was all, "Bug on the windshield," and I was all "Good night everybody!" and that's why we have to move.
Robby: Sorry darling.
Robby: Sorry darling.
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[Robby picks up phone]
Robby: Hello...Hold on. Miles, it's for you.
Miley: I can't talk to anyone right now. Could you just make something up?
Robby: Sorry Josh, she's in the bathroom. It could be a while.
Miley: No!
Robby: Hold on, sounds like she's finishing up.
Miley: Give me that phone. Hi. This is Miley.
Jackson: "It could be a while." You, sir, do not know how good you are.
Robby: Next time, I'm letting the machine pick up. You realize how much easier life was when she believed boys had cooties?
Robby: Hello...Hold on. Miles, it's for you.
Miley: I can't talk to anyone right now. Could you just make something up?
Robby: Sorry Josh, she's in the bathroom. It could be a while.
Miley: No!
Robby: Hold on, sounds like she's finishing up.
Miley: Give me that phone. Hi. This is Miley.
Jackson: "It could be a while." You, sir, do not know how good you are.
Robby: Next time, I'm letting the machine pick up. You realize how much easier life was when she believed boys had cooties?
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Miley: Yes! I can't believe it. I'm going out with a ninth grader! Woo-hoo! [pumps fist]
Robby: Don't believe it, because I'm not letting you! Woo-hoo! [pumps fist]
Robby: Don't believe it, because I'm not letting you! Woo-hoo! [pumps fist]
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Miley: This is so unfair. [pouts & gazes at her father]
Robby: Sad face.
Miley: [nods]
Robby: [points at his own face] Not-buying-it-face.
Robby: Sad face.
Miley: [nods]
Robby: [points at his own face] Not-buying-it-face.
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Jackson: C'mon, Dad. It wasn't long ago that I was a ninth grader. And if he's anything like I was... [suddenly much more sober] You need to meet that boy!
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Miley: Isn't that interesting? You have your opinion and he has his. You've gotta love a guy who isn't afraid to say how he feels!
Josh: I'm a little afraid to say anything right now.
Miley: No, you're not. If everybody says that they like hamburgers, then he's not afraid to say that he likes hot dogs! Right? [nods]
Josh: Okay. [looks confused]
Miley: And some people like skiing, and he's not afraid to say that he likes snowboarding!
Josh: Yeah! [picks up magazine with Hannah Montana on the cover] Some people like Hannah Montana, and I'm not afraid to say she stinks!
Miley: Abso— What?
Robby: Son of a gun. [puts arm around Miley] The boy's got three feet.
Josh: I'm a little afraid to say anything right now.
Miley: No, you're not. If everybody says that they like hamburgers, then he's not afraid to say that he likes hot dogs! Right? [nods]
Josh: Okay. [looks confused]
Miley: And some people like skiing, and he's not afraid to say that he likes snowboarding!
Josh: Yeah! [picks up magazine with Hannah Montana on the cover] Some people like Hannah Montana, and I'm not afraid to say she stinks!
Miley: Abso— What?
Robby: Son of a gun. [puts arm around Miley] The boy's got three feet.
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Jackson: (wearing shades and imitating The Terminator) Hello, I am the Jackson-ator! [takes off shades] These will not be back! (wearing another pair and imitating Ozzy Osbourne) Whoa, rock-n-roll! SHARON!!
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Jackson: (after Olivia leaves him, puts on shades and imitates Ozzy Osbourne) Sharon! I'm so confused!!
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