Hannah Montana Quote
[on "Teen Court"]
Miley: [dressed as a lawyer] Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, what would this country be if men didn't keep their promises? What if George Washingtonpromised to cross the Delaware, but didn't, because it was a little chilly outside? What if Abraham Lincolnpromised to save the Union, but broke that promise because he wanted to buy a new hat? What if Rutherford B. Hayes-
Judge: [bangs gavel] Yo, Tina Talks-a-lot, over here!
[Miley approaches the bench.]
Miley: I know what you're thinking: "How does she do it without any notes?"
Judge: I'll tell you what I'm thinking. If somebody doesn't get food dumped on them in the next five minutes, then my audience is going to dump me. And if Joe gets dumped, Joe can't pay for his big boat. [holds up framed photo of large fishing boat] And Joe likes his big boat.
Miley: Got it. [walks over to Matt]
Miley: Okay, so you asked her out, you stood her up, and you broke her heart! And all we want to know is, why? Why, why, WHY-?
Judge: [holds up photo of boat again] BIG BOAT!
Miley: I'm done.
Miley: [dressed as a lawyer] Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, what would this country be if men didn't keep their promises? What if George Washingtonpromised to cross the Delaware, but didn't, because it was a little chilly outside? What if Abraham Lincolnpromised to save the Union, but broke that promise because he wanted to buy a new hat? What if Rutherford B. Hayes-
Judge: [bangs gavel] Yo, Tina Talks-a-lot, over here!
[Miley approaches the bench.]
Miley: I know what you're thinking: "How does she do it without any notes?"
Judge: I'll tell you what I'm thinking. If somebody doesn't get food dumped on them in the next five minutes, then my audience is going to dump me. And if Joe gets dumped, Joe can't pay for his big boat. [holds up framed photo of large fishing boat] And Joe likes his big boat.
Miley: Got it. [walks over to Matt]
Miley: Okay, so you asked her out, you stood her up, and you broke her heart! And all we want to know is, why? Why, why, WHY-?
Judge: [holds up photo of boat again] BIG BOAT!
Miley: I'm done.
TV Show: Hannah Montana
