Hannah Montana Quotes
Oliver: Miley, thanks!
Miley: You're welcome!
Lily: You're the best friend ever!
Miley: Yes, I am.
Oliver: This is kinda weird for you, huh?
Miley: Yes, it is.
Oliver: We should probably go.
Miley: Yes, you should.
Miley: [she shuts the door after they left] Coldplay, Radiohead, hello! Hannah Montana in the room!
Miley: You're welcome!
Lily: You're the best friend ever!
Miley: Yes, I am.
Oliver: This is kinda weird for you, huh?
Miley: Yes, it is.
Oliver: We should probably go.
Miley: Yes, you should.
Miley: [she shuts the door after they left] Coldplay, Radiohead, hello! Hannah Montana in the room!
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Robbie Ray: [To himself, after no one is helping him with the luggage] Don't anybody worry about helping me get through this door! I got it! Oh no, please, Mr. Stewart, can we help you with that luggage? Oh no, I guess I got it! Are you sure, sir? It looks awfully heavy! Oh no, y'all just enjoy your visit!
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Jackson: [while hitting Robbie Ray's sandwhich repeatedly] Moi! Moi! Moi! Moi! Moi!
Robbie Ray: I'd be a lot happier for you if you just hadn't crushed moi sandwhich!
Robbie Ray: I'd be a lot happier for you if you just hadn't crushed moi sandwhich!
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David Archuleta: Then what is it? Oh no, when I called you thought I was David Cook!
Hannah: No, no, I just broke a promise I really need to keep.
David Archuleta: Okay, that's cool, do what you have to do.
Hannah: No, no, I just broke a promise I really need to keep.
David Archuleta: Okay, that's cool, do what you have to do.
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Hannah: Something, something, something, say what?!
Jake: (smiles nervously)
Lola: Something, something, something?
Hannah: What? It's the best I can do. I'm in shock here.
Jake: (smiles nervously)
Lola: Something, something, something?
Hannah: What? It's the best I can do. I'm in shock here.
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Jake: Oops, wrong floor. (presses the close door button)
Hannah: Not so fast lover boy. (runs to the elevator)
Jake: (tries to run out but Hannah grabs him and the elevator closes)
Tracy: BTW, hate the outfit.
Lola: BTW, I can change the outfit. You're stuck with the voice (mimics Tracy's voice) forever.
Tracy: It's a nasal condition!
Lola: (mouths Tracy's words:
Hannah: Not so fast lover boy. (runs to the elevator)
Jake: (tries to run out but Hannah grabs him and the elevator closes)
Tracy: BTW, hate the outfit.
Lola: BTW, I can change the outfit. You're stuck with the voice (mimics Tracy's voice) forever.
Tracy: It's a nasal condition!
Lola: (mouths Tracy's words:
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Jake: Now Miley, before you get upset I just want to say-
Hannah: Me? Upset? No. (puts her hand on Jake's shoulder) I'm just so happy to see you...(pushes her hand down and gets mad) making the worst decision of your life!
Jake: (bends down in pain and looks like he's proposing to Hannah)
Hannah: Me? Upset? No. (puts her hand on Jake's shoulder) I'm just so happy to see you...(pushes her hand down and gets mad) making the worst decision of your life!
Jake: (bends down in pain and looks like he's proposing to Hannah)
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Hannah: (smiles) Hello.
Old Woman: Oh. Oh my, what's this? A proposal?
Jake: (gets up) A proposal? (scoffs) To her? Are you kidding me?
Hannah: Yeah, we're just teenagers. You know barely more than children, practically babies. Getting married would probably the dumbest thing we could ever do, right Jake? (reaches for his shoulder again)
Jake: (gets behind the old lady and uses her as a shield) I don't know if I could call it dumb.
Hannah: Oh really? What would you call it? Stupid, idiotic, irresponsible? Yeah, I'm good with all those.
Old Woman: Oh. Oh my, what's this? A proposal?
Jake: (gets up) A proposal? (scoffs) To her? Are you kidding me?
Hannah: Yeah, we're just teenagers. You know barely more than children, practically babies. Getting married would probably the dumbest thing we could ever do, right Jake? (reaches for his shoulder again)
Jake: (gets behind the old lady and uses her as a shield) I don't know if I could call it dumb.
Hannah: Oh really? What would you call it? Stupid, idiotic, irresponsible? Yeah, I'm good with all those.
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Old Lady: Oh good, the lobby.
Jake: No, no. It's the nineteenth floor.
Old Lady: Close enough. I'll take my chances with the stairs. (leaves)
Jake: No, no. It's the nineteenth floor.
Old Lady: Close enough. I'll take my chances with the stairs. (leaves)
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Jake: Look, I know it's sudden but...I love Tracy and I want to be with her forever.
Hannah: Jake, you barely know her! You barely know yourself! We're talking about a lifetime commitment. You change your phone plans every six weeks!
Jake: That's because a new one comes along that I like better.
Hannah: Then why'd be stuck with the same phone plan for the rest of your life? If you and Tracy really love each other, you guys will still feel that way in a couple of years.
Hannah: Jake, you barely know her! You barely know yourself! We're talking about a lifetime commitment. You change your phone plans every six weeks!
Jake: That's because a new one comes along that I like better.
Hannah: Then why'd be stuck with the same phone plan for the rest of your life? If you and Tracy really love each other, you guys will still feel that way in a couple of years.
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Fan Girl: Han! Han! Han! Han! Han! Han! Han! Han! Han!
Mother: She just saw your concert. Would you please sign her program?
Hannah: (takes a pen and the program) Sure. What's your name, babe?
Fan Girl: Ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-
Mother: It's Tiffany.
Hannah: Okay. (starts writing) "Dear Tiffany, never make the mistake of marrying too young. Survey shows that teen marriages are more likely to end in the tragedy of divorce! So never let one impulsive decision haunt you until the day you die! Love always, Hannah" (gives the program and pen back) Here you go sweetie.
Mother: She just saw your concert. Would you please sign her program?
Hannah: (takes a pen and the program) Sure. What's your name, babe?
Fan Girl: Ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-
Mother: It's Tiffany.
Hannah: Okay. (starts writing) "Dear Tiffany, never make the mistake of marrying too young. Survey shows that teen marriages are more likely to end in the tragedy of divorce! So never let one impulsive decision haunt you until the day you die! Love always, Hannah" (gives the program and pen back) Here you go sweetie.
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Tracy: Yes, because we're getting married tonight!
Hannah: What?!
Lilly: (wearing her wig with her blond hair covering her face) What?!
Hannah: What?!
Lilly: (wearing her wig with her blond hair covering her face) What?!
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Miley: (on the phone) Lilly, I mean it. It's code red! Code red!
Lilly: (panting and next to Miley) Why didn't you say so?
Miley: (hangs up and becomes shocked) Man, you weren't kidding about that knot!
Lilly: (holding a comb with Oliver's hair) And he thought I couldn't get it out.
Lilly: (panting and next to Miley) Why didn't you say so?
Miley: (hangs up and becomes shocked) Man, you weren't kidding about that knot!
Lilly: (holding a comb with Oliver's hair) And he thought I couldn't get it out.
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Jackson and Rico: (holding a surfboard and singing) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Lilly: Oh my gosh, you're in love in Jesse?
Miley: (pacing back and forth) I'm not in love with Jesse.
Lilly: And yet you saw him on Jake's body. Interesting.
Miley: Okay, fine. I'm a little bit attracted to him but I can control it because I'm not going to let this ruin what I have with Jake. I mean we have so much history. We have way too much history to throw it all away on some intense, brooding, passionate, (starts smiling and daydreaming) strong, yet sensitive guy-
Lilly: Miley.
Miley: Who has these warm brown eyes that move you like the moon and the tide. A dance as old as time itself.
Lilly: Well, as long as you can control it.
Miley: Control what? (snaps out of it) Oh boy.
Lilly: Oh my gosh, you're in love in Jesse?
Miley: (pacing back and forth) I'm not in love with Jesse.
Lilly: And yet you saw him on Jake's body. Interesting.
Miley: Okay, fine. I'm a little bit attracted to him but I can control it because I'm not going to let this ruin what I have with Jake. I mean we have so much history. We have way too much history to throw it all away on some intense, brooding, passionate, (starts smiling and daydreaming) strong, yet sensitive guy-
Lilly: Miley.
Miley: Who has these warm brown eyes that move you like the moon and the tide. A dance as old as time itself.
Lilly: Well, as long as you can control it.
Miley: Control what? (snaps out of it) Oh boy.
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Miley: The walrus sings at midnight?
Robby: The walrus sings at midnight, that's it.
Miley: (angry) Daddy, the walrus sings at midnight.
Robby: (realizes something) I get it, I get it. Uh...I might go for another run. You know, a little more oneness with the world. (leaves)
Robby: The walrus sings at midnight, that's it.
Miley: (angry) Daddy, the walrus sings at midnight.
Robby: (realizes something) I get it, I get it. Uh...I might go for another run. You know, a little more oneness with the world. (leaves)
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Miley: [after Oliver's out of earshot, and having just discovered Oliver's got a crush on the nurse.] Good dang, nurse! Oliver is crushing on someone old enough to remember the Beatles!
Lilly: [confused] The who?
Miley: [thinking she said "The Who"] Them too!
Lilly: [confused] The who?
Miley: [thinking she said "The Who"] Them too!
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Hannah: (having her drink)
Announcer: America's Top Talent will be right back with our next contestant, Oliver Oken!
Oliver: (enters the stage)
Hannah: (spits her drink in shock at Byron)
Lilly: (smiles nervously)
Announcer: America's Top Talent will be right back with our next contestant, Oliver Oken!
Oliver: (enters the stage)
Hannah: (spits her drink in shock at Byron)
Lilly: (smiles nervously)
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Andy: You know what I can't resist? Telling you you have talent. Good job.
Hannah: (stands up) Whoo! GO OLIVER!
Byron: (looks at Hannah)
Hannah: (calms down) Oken. (reads a card) Oliver Oken. Yep, never heard that name before. Very interesting. (sits down) My first Oken. Kinda like Token Oken. Ha ha.
Hannah: (stands up) Whoo! GO OLIVER!
Byron: (looks at Hannah)
Hannah: (calms down) Oken. (reads a card) Oliver Oken. Yep, never heard that name before. Very interesting. (sits down) My first Oken. Kinda like Token Oken. Ha ha.
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Miley: (scoffs) You think you can just waltz in here with that "Lilly I'm sorry" look on your face and she's just gonna run into your arms like nothing ever-
Lilly: Olipop! (hugs Oliver)
Miley: Lucky guess.
Oliver: Lilly I'm so sorry I've been such a jerk. Yeah I got caught up in all of the attention but Miley's right. None of this means anything to me if I can't share it with you. Will you please forgive me?
Lilly: (points her finger at Miley)
Miley: Fine I guess we will.
Lilly: (makes a thumbs up)
Jackson: Can you just hold on for one second? Miles, can you read the serial number on this thing.
Miley: Yeah. I-M-A.
'Jackson: (on the phone) I-M-A.
Miley: DORK.
Jackson: (on the phone) DORK. (turns to Miley)
Miley: Finally. You finally admit it.
Lilly: Olipop! (hugs Oliver)
Miley: Lucky guess.
Oliver: Lilly I'm so sorry I've been such a jerk. Yeah I got caught up in all of the attention but Miley's right. None of this means anything to me if I can't share it with you. Will you please forgive me?
Lilly: (points her finger at Miley)
Miley: Fine I guess we will.
Lilly: (makes a thumbs up)
Jackson: Can you just hold on for one second? Miles, can you read the serial number on this thing.
Miley: Yeah. I-M-A.
'Jackson: (on the phone) I-M-A.
Miley: DORK.
Jackson: (on the phone) DORK. (turns to Miley)
Miley: Finally. You finally admit it.
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Miley: Hi birthday girl. What's up?
Lilly: Well I'm down here by the beach where Oliver planned a picnic and a romantic sunset walk by the water and any chick flick I wanted, even the one when Orlando Bloom falls in love with a mermaid and sells his soul for gills and a flipper.
Miley: Sounds like the perfect day.
Lilly: I know and it would be (frowns) if he wasn't sick.
Miley: Are you sure he's not faking it? I mean some guys would do anything to get out of a fishy chick flick.
Lilly: No he's definitely sick. You should have heard him on the phone. (imitates Oliver) Oh Lilly, I'm so sorry. (sniffs sickly) He's so cute!
Miley: Yeah because it's your birthday I'm gonna let that go. But don't worry, I'll be home in a couple of hours. Until then, go to my house, watch some t.v. and help yourself to daddy's private stash of Fudgey Buddies.
Robby: (overhears this and becomes shocked) What?! She's not family.
Miley: And when I get back, we'll do whatever you like.
Lilly: Aw really? Thanks. I'm feeling better already. (someone throws a Frisbee at the table) Hey man. (throws something at the guy)
Miley: What was that?
Lilly: Oh it's nothing. Don't worry. (gets knocked down accidentally by a surfboard) Hurry.
Miley: Don't worry. Nothing is going to keep me away from your birthday.
Airport Lady: (into a microphone) Attention passengers, due to mechanical difficulties Flight 64 to Los Angeles has been canceled.
Lilly: Well I'm down here by the beach where Oliver planned a picnic and a romantic sunset walk by the water and any chick flick I wanted, even the one when Orlando Bloom falls in love with a mermaid and sells his soul for gills and a flipper.
Miley: Sounds like the perfect day.
Lilly: I know and it would be (frowns) if he wasn't sick.
Miley: Are you sure he's not faking it? I mean some guys would do anything to get out of a fishy chick flick.
Lilly: No he's definitely sick. You should have heard him on the phone. (imitates Oliver) Oh Lilly, I'm so sorry. (sniffs sickly) He's so cute!
Miley: Yeah because it's your birthday I'm gonna let that go. But don't worry, I'll be home in a couple of hours. Until then, go to my house, watch some t.v. and help yourself to daddy's private stash of Fudgey Buddies.
Robby: (overhears this and becomes shocked) What?! She's not family.
Miley: And when I get back, we'll do whatever you like.
Lilly: Aw really? Thanks. I'm feeling better already. (someone throws a Frisbee at the table) Hey man. (throws something at the guy)
Miley: What was that?
Lilly: Oh it's nothing. Don't worry. (gets knocked down accidentally by a surfboard) Hurry.
Miley: Don't worry. Nothing is going to keep me away from your birthday.
Airport Lady: (into a microphone) Attention passengers, due to mechanical difficulties Flight 64 to Los Angeles has been canceled.
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Miley: Mousy voice ticket saleslady say what?
Airport Lady: I said (speaks into microphone again) Attention passengers-
Miley: I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID!
Airport Lady: I said (speaks into microphone again) Attention passengers-
Miley: I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID!
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Lilly: What was that?
Miley: I think the new housekeeper just found Jackson's room.
Miley: I think the new housekeeper just found Jackson's room.
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