Hannah Montana Quotes
Miley: This is so frustrating. I spent all day yesterday trying to get Josh like Hannah Montana.
Oliver: How'd it go? [fans out cards]
Miley: [smiles & fakes excitement] It went really well.He loves Hannah now, and we're getting married. [voice turns sarcastic] How do you think it went, ya doughnut!
Oliver: I'm going to go with not so well.
Lilly: Ding, ding, ding! And we have a winner.
Oliver: How'd it go? [fans out cards]
Miley: [smiles & fakes excitement] It went really well.He loves Hannah now, and we're getting married. [voice turns sarcastic] How do you think it went, ya doughnut!
Oliver: I'm going to go with not so well.
Lilly: Ding, ding, ding! And we have a winner.
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Miley: Lilly, I'm serious. How can I go out with a guy who doesn't like half of me?
Lilly: He doesn't know he doesn't like half of you. So just let him think the half of you he likes is all of you. As long as the other half keeps her mouth shut, the three of you should make a beautiful couple.
Oliver: I'll never get chick math. [shakes head]
Lilly: He doesn't know he doesn't like half of you. So just let him think the half of you he likes is all of you. As long as the other half keeps her mouth shut, the three of you should make a beautiful couple.
Oliver: I'll never get chick math. [shakes head]
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Oliver: Guys! You'll never guess who made the cover of the entertainment section! [waves newspaper]
Miley: [grabs a football] Hey Oliver! Go long! [throws football]
Oliver: Too looooooong! [jumps high to catch the football and falls off the edge of that part of the beach]
Miley: [grabs a football] Hey Oliver! Go long! [throws football]
Oliver: Too looooooong! [jumps high to catch the football and falls off the edge of that part of the beach]
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Miley: On the other hand,the beach sounds fun,too.
Lilly: But the mall has cute clothes.
Miley: But the beach has cute boys.
Lilly: TO THE BEACH!
Lilly: But the mall has cute clothes.
Miley: But the beach has cute boys.
Lilly: TO THE BEACH!
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Hannah: This is incredible, all these fans and the store has even got a mannequin of me!
Lola: That’s not a mannequin, that’s a Hannahquin, Miss Montanaquin.
Hannah: Oh, no!
Lola: What, that was cute-aquin.
Hannah: No, I think my dad is shopping for my birthday present.
Lola: Oh, no, someone is gonna buy you something really expensive and cool. What ever will you do?
Hannah: No, Lilly, you don’t get it. As a dad, he knows everything, about everything. But as a shopper, well, let’s just say the alarm should go off when he comes in to the store.
Robbie: [Looks at really ugly dress]
Lola: You’re right, all that dress needs is a sheep and a bonnet and you’re Little Bo Geek.
Hannah: I love him, but the man should not be allowed in the teen department with a credit card. Ugh, will someone please stop him.
Roxy: Stop who? Where. I’ll get him! [Tackles a man] He’s clean! Move along you’re blocking people here!
Lola: That’s not a mannequin, that’s a Hannahquin, Miss Montanaquin.
Hannah: Oh, no!
Lola: What, that was cute-aquin.
Hannah: No, I think my dad is shopping for my birthday present.
Lola: Oh, no, someone is gonna buy you something really expensive and cool. What ever will you do?
Hannah: No, Lilly, you don’t get it. As a dad, he knows everything, about everything. But as a shopper, well, let’s just say the alarm should go off when he comes in to the store.
Robbie: [Looks at really ugly dress]
Lola: You’re right, all that dress needs is a sheep and a bonnet and you’re Little Bo Geek.
Hannah: I love him, but the man should not be allowed in the teen department with a credit card. Ugh, will someone please stop him.
Roxy: Stop who? Where. I’ll get him! [Tackles a man] He’s clean! Move along you’re blocking people here!
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Miley: Mom always knew the right stuff to buy me. She had great taste. But dad. Oh, man, he has the taste of a month-old pickle.
Lilly: Look, no dad knows how to shop for a girl. You know what my dad gave me for my last birthday? A savings bond. You can touch it, you can feel it, but you can’t spend it. Pointless.
Miley: Well, I’d take a saving bond instead of one of these presents any day. Behold... the ghosts of holidays past. [Shows Lilly the dresses]
Lilly: I think I’m gonna be sick. I need a fashion magazine! Cool, hip, trendy... Okay, all better. I can’t believe you actually wore these in public.
Miley: Oh please, they never made it out of the house.
Flashback to two years ago
Robbie Ray: Miley! Let’s see that pretty birthday number.
Miley: [Spills tomato juice on her dress] Daddy does tomato juice stain?
Flashback to one year ago
Miley: [Throws spaghetti over her dress] Mamma mia! Thatsa bigga staina!
Lilly: Look, no dad knows how to shop for a girl. You know what my dad gave me for my last birthday? A savings bond. You can touch it, you can feel it, but you can’t spend it. Pointless.
Miley: Well, I’d take a saving bond instead of one of these presents any day. Behold... the ghosts of holidays past. [Shows Lilly the dresses]
Lilly: I think I’m gonna be sick. I need a fashion magazine! Cool, hip, trendy... Okay, all better. I can’t believe you actually wore these in public.
Miley: Oh please, they never made it out of the house.
Flashback to two years ago
Robbie Ray: Miley! Let’s see that pretty birthday number.
Miley: [Spills tomato juice on her dress] Daddy does tomato juice stain?
Flashback to one year ago
Miley: [Throws spaghetti over her dress] Mamma mia! Thatsa bigga staina!
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Lilly: Why don’t you just say something to him?
Miley: Because I don’t want to hurt his feelings. You should see the look on his face when he gives it to me and says, “I picked this out special for you, bud.”
Lilly: Oh, the puppy dog look. My Dad gets me to shampoo grandma with that one.
Miley: Well you know, I don’t think I can take another one of his looks or another one of his presents. There’s gotta be a way to stop him from shopping again.
Lilly: Well, what are you gonna do? It’s not like he’s gonna take you along with him.
Miley: [Smiles] True, but he might take you.
Miley: Because I don’t want to hurt his feelings. You should see the look on his face when he gives it to me and says, “I picked this out special for you, bud.”
Lilly: Oh, the puppy dog look. My Dad gets me to shampoo grandma with that one.
Miley: Well you know, I don’t think I can take another one of his looks or another one of his presents. There’s gotta be a way to stop him from shopping again.
Lilly: Well, what are you gonna do? It’s not like he’s gonna take you along with him.
Miley: [Smiles] True, but he might take you.
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Miley: Oh, hey, why don't you try out with me?
Lilly: Cheerleading? Give me an N! Give me an O! What's that spell?! No.
Lilly: Cheerleading? Give me an N! Give me an O! What's that spell?! No.
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Miley: Have any questions?
Lilly: A couple. First, what the hecky is a herky? Second, if one is called a pompom, does that make two of them, pompompompoms? [turning to a "thinking" pose] These are the questions that haunt me.…
Miley: Show me what you got.
Lilly: Go team, throw the ball. Go team, to the mall!
Lilly: A couple. First, what the hecky is a herky? Second, if one is called a pompom, does that make two of them, pompompompoms? [turning to a "thinking" pose] These are the questions that haunt me.…
Miley: Show me what you got.
Lilly: Go team, throw the ball. Go team, to the mall!
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Lilly: Move and squat and arms and jump and clap and arms and twirl and twirlie again, twirlie again-oof! How was that?
Jackson: N-now why is that when I ended up on the couch like that you grounded me for a week?
Robby: It's because you jumped from the piano.
Jackson: N-now why is that when I ended up on the couch like that you grounded me for a week?
Robby: It's because you jumped from the piano.
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Ashley: She [the coach] doesn't like you because you're too pretty and you threaten her.
Amber: The story of my life!
Amber: The story of my life!
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Miley: They've got our ball, we want it back. They've got our ball, we want it back. They've got our ball.…
Coach: You want it back. I get it, please something else.
Coach: You want it back. I get it, please something else.
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Miley: Okay, here comes the good part…slide and slide and do the butterfly, dip and dip and shake my little hips, I want you and you to cheer it with me too.
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Coach: Good job. When I asked you to bring it, you brought it! Now take it over there. Next is Lilly Truscott. The next minute of my life is yours. Don't waste it.
Lilly: Okay. [Repeats Miley's herky, poorly.]
Coach: Well! Wasn't that something.
Lilly: Can I try something a little different?
Coach: Yeah, "something different" would be good.
Miley: Oh no! I can't watch this! I only taught her one cheer!
Lilly: You might be good at football, you might be good at track, but when it comes to basketball you might as well step back. Come on, step back. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh! [Does cartwheels.]
Miley: [to Lilly] Wow, where did that come from?
Lilly: I just did all my skateboarding stunts without my skateboard.
Coach: Well you know what? Put the skateboard away and grab a uniform. You're on the squad!
Lilly: Okay. [Repeats Miley's herky, poorly.]
Coach: Well! Wasn't that something.
Lilly: Can I try something a little different?
Coach: Yeah, "something different" would be good.
Miley: Oh no! I can't watch this! I only taught her one cheer!
Lilly: You might be good at football, you might be good at track, but when it comes to basketball you might as well step back. Come on, step back. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh! [Does cartwheels.]
Miley: [to Lilly] Wow, where did that come from?
Lilly: I just did all my skateboarding stunts without my skateboard.
Coach: Well you know what? Put the skateboard away and grab a uniform. You're on the squad!
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Oliver: Hey, uh, Jackson, where's Miley?
Jackson: Don't know.
Oliver: When's she gonna be back?
Jackson: Don't care.
Oliver: Could you tell her I stopped by?
Jackson: Don't count on it.
Jackson: Don't know.
Oliver: When's she gonna be back?
Jackson: Don't care.
Oliver: Could you tell her I stopped by?
Jackson: Don't count on it.
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Jackson: Why does this always happen to me?
Oliver: I was kind of thinking the same thing.
Oliver: I was kind of thinking the same thing.
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Oliver: Hey, Jackson, Miley left her head at practice. Get it? Her head.
Jackson: Don't know.
Oliver: But I didn't ask that.
Jackson: Don't care.
Oliver: Will you stop?
Jackson: Don't count on it.
Jackson: Don't know.
Oliver: But I didn't ask that.
Jackson: Don't care.
Oliver: Will you stop?
Jackson: Don't count on it.
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Jackson: [after putting the noodles to the drain] That, sir, was the sweet and sour sound of 50 dollars going in my pocket.
Robby: JACKSONNNN!!
Oliver: Is that sound.
Robby: JACKSONNNN!!
Robby: JACKSONNNN!!
Oliver: Is that sound.
Robby: JACKSONNNN!!
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Robby: Miley, I know you don't want to share a tent with Amber and Ashley, but sometimes you've just got to make the best out of a bad situation.
Miley: Well in that case, I'm going to need a jar of honey, a thousand red ants, and the cover of nightfall. [takes a bite of chocolate cake]
Robby: Times like this, you remind me of your mom. [sits down at table] Look, Mile, I know those girls don't always treat you right, but sinking down to their level just isn't the answer.
Miley: How do we really know that until we try?
Miley: Well in that case, I'm going to need a jar of honey, a thousand red ants, and the cover of nightfall. [takes a bite of chocolate cake]
Robby: Times like this, you remind me of your mom. [sits down at table] Look, Mile, I know those girls don't always treat you right, but sinking down to their level just isn't the answer.
Miley: How do we really know that until we try?
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Miley: [watching herself doing Scratch Dancing] I can't watch this.
Robby: You don't have to watch it, I'm recording it. I never get tired of watching me being right.
Robby: You don't have to watch it, I'm recording it. I never get tired of watching me being right.
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Taylor Kingsford: And we're back with Hannah Montana. Hannah, welcome. I'm just itching to ask you a few questions.
Hannah: [scratching herself] And I'm just itching to answer them.
Hannah: [scratching herself] And I'm just itching to answer them.
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Jackson: Good work Dad! Alright rodent, kiss your whiskers goodbye!!
Robby: Whoa son! You don't kill a mouse with that kind of talent!! (to the mouse) Linda, you know Achy Breaky Heart?
Robby: Whoa son! You don't kill a mouse with that kind of talent!! (to the mouse) Linda, you know Achy Breaky Heart?
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[after Robby sings "I Want my Mullet Back" outside the house]
Miley: You are the meanest man I have ever met!
Robby: Why?
Miley: To keep a talent so incredibly awesome as this away from a world that needs you so desperately. It's just so selfish. I can't even look at you.
Marty: Guess what I just heard? Toby Keith has a new opening act, you know who it is? Don't guess I'll tell you. It's you. Six beautiful weeks! One of which is in...yes...Hawaii. Ladies and Gentleman, Marty Klein.
Miley: You are the meanest man I have ever met!
Robby: Why?
Miley: To keep a talent so incredibly awesome as this away from a world that needs you so desperately. It's just so selfish. I can't even look at you.
Marty: Guess what I just heard? Toby Keith has a new opening act, you know who it is? Don't guess I'll tell you. It's you. Six beautiful weeks! One of which is in...yes...Hawaii. Ladies and Gentleman, Marty Klein.
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Miley: Hey Maddie, just the tush I'd been looking for. Can you close my suitcase?
Maddie: What 'till I tell my friends that I sat on Hannah Montana's suitcase! Ahh!
Miley: You're not heavy enough. Here...hold these phone books.
Maddie: I just want to say goodbye and thanks for the tickets. Your concert was awesome!
Miley: Thanks. Now bounce up and down.
Maddie: Well, we are a full service hotel.
Maddie: What 'till I tell my friends that I sat on Hannah Montana's suitcase! Ahh!
Miley: You're not heavy enough. Here...hold these phone books.
Maddie: I just want to say goodbye and thanks for the tickets. Your concert was awesome!
Miley: Thanks. Now bounce up and down.
Maddie: Well, we are a full service hotel.
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Maddie: [in a serious tone, to Hannah] I'd never be able to live with myself if I knew I was the one holding Robbie Ray back from howling again. Whew. [suddenly perky] Well, nice to meet you! We hope you enjoyed your stay at the Tipton Hotel.
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Robby: Hey, bud, you all right?
Miley: I'm sorry.
Robby: For what? For crying? Hey, if you don't want me to go, just say so.
Miley: Daddy, you gave up your whole life so I could have my dream. How can I stop you from having yours?
Robby: You kids are my dream. I didn't give up my career because I had to. I gave it up because I wanted to.
Miley: I'm sorry.
Robby: For what? For crying? Hey, if you don't want me to go, just say so.
Miley: Daddy, you gave up your whole life so I could have my dream. How can I stop you from having yours?
Robby: You kids are my dream. I didn't give up my career because I had to. I gave it up because I wanted to.
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Miley: But I saw you up here tonight. You did so good and you looked so happy.
Robby: I was, but I was a lot happier when I saw you kids coming through the door.
Miley: So does that mean you don't want to do the tour anymore?
Robby: 6 weeks away from you kids? I think I'd miss you too much.
Miley: We'd miss you, too. Well, maybe you can just do the Hawaii part and take us.
Robby: I was, but I was a lot happier when I saw you kids coming through the door.
Miley: So does that mean you don't want to do the tour anymore?
Robby: 6 weeks away from you kids? I think I'd miss you too much.
Miley: We'd miss you, too. Well, maybe you can just do the Hawaii part and take us.
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Roxy: You're angry, aren't you?
Jackson: Yeah!
Roxy: That yoga didn't work for you, did it?
Jackson: [sarcastically] No!
Roxy: That's because you need some acupuncture. I'll go get my needles.
Jackson: Yeah!
Roxy: That yoga didn't work for you, did it?
Jackson: [sarcastically] No!
Roxy: That's because you need some acupuncture. I'll go get my needles.
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Miley: Roxy, I didn't think that the Marines did yoga!
Roxy: Oh, I didn't learn this in the Corp. Mm-mmm. I learned it when I was touring India with world famous cellist, Yo Yo Ma. He calls me his Yo-Yo Mama. [laughs]
Roxy: Oh, I didn't learn this in the Corp. Mm-mmm. I learned it when I was touring India with world famous cellist, Yo Yo Ma. He calls me his Yo-Yo Mama. [laughs]
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Roxy: (to Jackson and Miley while asleep) My eyes may be closed, but my brain is on red alert! (makes a "I've got my eyes on you" gesture) [in between snores] Hiya!
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