Hannah Montana Quotes
Marty: [walks in and sees Miley & Robby hugging] What a beautiful scene. A man and his children sharing a heartfelt goodbye. You know what that reminds me of? The fact that my car is running and E85 is $2.50 a gallon! Let's move!
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Marty: And look, there's handsome, young Jackson. And pretty, little Miley, who I have not spoken to or had contact with in any way whatsoever...especially on the phone.
Miley: It's okay, Marty. He knows I called you.
Marty: Good, 'cause I'm a terrible liar.
Miley: It's okay, Marty. He knows I called you.
Marty: Good, 'cause I'm a terrible liar.
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Robby: Sweetheart, that was ten years ago. I bet my old manager doesn't even remember my name.
[Doorbell rings.]
Marty: Robby Ray, open this door!
Miley: Oh, is that your old manager, Marty Klein?
Jackson: I believe it is.
Lilly: What a weird coin-ke-dink.
Robby: You guys are smooth.
Marty: Where is my honky-tonk heartthrob? There he is! Look at you, you look exactly the same! No, you look better! I hate you! I love you! Give me a hug!
Robby: Hey, mad man Marty. The one man party. I missed you old buddy.
Marty: Stop it, you'll make me cry.
[Doorbell rings.]
Marty: Robby Ray, open this door!
Miley: Oh, is that your old manager, Marty Klein?
Jackson: I believe it is.
Lilly: What a weird coin-ke-dink.
Robby: You guys are smooth.
Marty: Where is my honky-tonk heartthrob? There he is! Look at you, you look exactly the same! No, you look better! I hate you! I love you! Give me a hug!
Robby: Hey, mad man Marty. The one man party. I missed you old buddy.
Marty: Stop it, you'll make me cry.
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Jackson: You guys, you gotta check this out! [holds up videotape] It's labeled "Robby Palooza."
Miley: Oh! Dad had his own Palooza.
Lilly: My dad had his own calculator.
Miley: Oh! Dad had his own Palooza.
Lilly: My dad had his own calculator.
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Lilly: [holding up a "Robby Ray Live" record album] I can't believe this is your dad. It's lucky records are so big. There's no way you'd fit all that hair on a CD.
Miley: It's called a mullet. Business in the front, a party in the back! Oh, yeah!
Lilly: Before your dad was a dad, he was cool. Before my dad was a dad, he was an accountant. Debits on the left, credits on the right, fight fight fight! It's not the same, is it?
Miley: It is the same idea, but with computers.
Lilly: Miley, do you realize that even though my dad was an accountant before you existed, you have more money than him?
Miley: That makes me feel special. I wonder what it was like to be an accountant in the 1980's?
Miley: It's called a mullet. Business in the front, a party in the back! Oh, yeah!
Lilly: Before your dad was a dad, he was cool. Before my dad was a dad, he was an accountant. Debits on the left, credits on the right, fight fight fight! It's not the same, is it?
Miley: It is the same idea, but with computers.
Lilly: Miley, do you realize that even though my dad was an accountant before you existed, you have more money than him?
Miley: That makes me feel special. I wonder what it was like to be an accountant in the 1980's?
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Maddie: Oh, my gosh! You're Robby Ray! My mom thought you were dead. She's going to be so excited you're alive!
Robby: I'm kinda happy about that myself.
Robby: I'm kinda happy about that myself.
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Oliver: [takes two oranges and puts them in front of his eyes] Look! I'm a fruit fly! Buzz...
Miley: [hits Oliver in the back of the head, causing the oranges to fall out] Now you're a dead fruit fly.
Miley: [hits Oliver in the back of the head, causing the oranges to fall out] Now you're a dead fruit fly.
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Hannah: [singing the national anthem]Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. Through yonder window breaks. [eyes dart around nervously] Uhhhh.Rampart's...no,rockets red glare.Yeah,right.That's right.
Person: You stink!
Lakers fans: [laugh & boo]
Crowd: [start pelting her with buckets of popcorn,hot dog rolls,& cups of soda]
Hannah: [grabs 2 empty cups & puts them over her eyes]Look!I'm a cup fly.Ya get it?Buzz
Person: You stink!
Lakers fans: [laugh & boo]
Crowd: [start pelting her with buckets of popcorn,hot dog rolls,& cups of soda]
Hannah: [grabs 2 empty cups & puts them over her eyes]Look!I'm a cup fly.Ya get it?Buzz
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Oliver: (to Miley)Trust me. This has been going on forever.[flashback]
Younger Oliver: [dressed as Abraham Lincoln]Fourscore and...Fourscore and... [puts two oranges in front of his eyes]I'm a fruit fly. Abraham Fruitfly.
Younger Oliver: [dressed as Abraham Lincoln]Fourscore and...Fourscore and... [puts two oranges in front of his eyes]I'm a fruit fly. Abraham Fruitfly.
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Miley: I am so sorry you had to see that, Bearie.[kisses Bearie's nose]
Lilly: Bearie the bear?[raises her eyebrows] You couldn't do any better than that?
Miley: I was three!And I'm not changing his name now. That would just confuse him.
Lilly: Bearie the bear?[raises her eyebrows] You couldn't do any better than that?
Miley: I was three!And I'm not changing his name now. That would just confuse him.
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Miley: (reading compter) Dear Hannah, get your bras out of the shower. Jackson from Malibu.
Jackson: (walking into the room) And I mean it too.
Miley: Great, he touched it. Now I have to burn it!
Jackson: (walking into the room) And I mean it too.
Miley: Great, he touched it. Now I have to burn it!
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Jackson: (walking into room) Miles, my bathrobe fell in the toilet so I borrowed yours. Hope you don't mind.
Miley: Great! Now I have to burn that too!
Miley: Great! Now I have to burn that too!
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Robby: Son, I say, there's nothing better than a 10 mile run down the beach. One of these days I'll know what the feels like.
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(Robby buys something from Rico's Surf Shop)
Jackson: How about a tip, dad?
Robby: Ok, here's one. Stop leaving your underwear all over the kitchen floor.
Jackson: How about a tip, dad?
Robby: Ok, here's one. Stop leaving your underwear all over the kitchen floor.
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Becca: Miley, why are you dressed like a chicken?
Miley: Because they were all out of gorilla suits. Can we move on? Oliver & I need a little time to talk...you know, face-to-beak. [yanks Oliver & pulls him away]
Becca: [looks in with dismay]
Miley: You didn't break up with her,did you?
Oliver: Uh...
Miley: yeah
Miley: Because they were all out of gorilla suits. Can we move on? Oliver & I need a little time to talk...you know, face-to-beak. [yanks Oliver & pulls him away]
Becca: [looks in with dismay]
Miley: You didn't break up with her,did you?
Oliver: Uh...
Miley: yeah
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Miley: Seriously, I didn't read your mind, that's ridiculous. I read...your PDA, which I stole from your gym locker.
Becca: Why would you do that?
Miley: 'Cause I'm a baaaad chicken!
Oliver: And, because she's in love with me!
Becca: Why would you do that?
Miley: 'Cause I'm a baaaad chicken!
Oliver: And, because she's in love with me!
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Miley: Becca e-mailed Hannah Montana .She said she had a big crush on you.
Oliver: Becca Weller has a crush on me? [points to himself] Me?
Lilly: I know. We were shocked too.
Oliver: Becca Weller has a crush on me? [points to himself] Me?
Lilly: I know. We were shocked too.
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Cooper: I don't get it, man. What happened to Oliver "Smokin'" Oken?
Oliver: I just totally froze. Has that ever happened to you?
Oliver: I just totally froze. Has that ever happened to you?
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Miley: This isn't about me or my perfect skin.Hey,Oliver,would you please tell Lilly that looks don't matter?
Oliver: Okay. Looks don't matter.
Miley: See?If Oliver can say that with his nostril thing,you can get over your glasses.
Oliver: Yeah.What?
Miley: You know how one is way bigger than the other.
Oliver: [stares at Miley]
Miley: But you don't see him obsessing over it.
Oliver: Look at me!I'm a lopsided freak!
Oliver: Okay. Looks don't matter.
Miley: See?If Oliver can say that with his nostril thing,you can get over your glasses.
Oliver: Yeah.What?
Miley: You know how one is way bigger than the other.
Oliver: [stares at Miley]
Miley: But you don't see him obsessing over it.
Oliver: Look at me!I'm a lopsided freak!
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Miley: Don't you have back up glasses?
Lilly: Oh, you mean these? [takes out black, chunky glasses]
Miley: Wow...wee!Look at those...uh,stylin' specs!
Lilly: Nice try.Never let your mother buy you glasses at a place that also sells tires.
Lilly: Oh, you mean these? [takes out black, chunky glasses]
Miley: Wow...wee!Look at those...uh,stylin' specs!
Lilly: Nice try.Never let your mother buy you glasses at a place that also sells tires.
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Jake: I'm really not a bad guy. Besides, you're the only one in school who hasn't been falling all over me and...I kinda like that. Plus, you're cute.
Miley: You really think I'm cute? [quickly] Not that I care.
Miley: You really think I'm cute? [quickly] Not that I care.
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Lilly: What was that?
Miley: I had a Hannah thing last night and I slept in and missed breakfast.
Miley: I had a Hannah thing last night and I slept in and missed breakfast.
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Teacher: Okay, now normely I'd be polite and ingnore that but...OW! If that's the thunder, I don't want to be around for the lightning.
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Teacher: How 'bout you, ya backtalk, and your gurgling intestines, in the PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE!
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Lilly: [enthusiastically] 'Sup, Jake? 'Sup?
Miley: Hey Lilly, you dropped something.
Lilly: What?
Miley: Your dignity.
Miley: Hey Lilly, you dropped something.
Lilly: What?
Miley: Your dignity.
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[As the reporter is about to leave]
Robby: [wearing a mullet] I'm sorry, I haven't officially introduced myself. I'm Billy Ray Cyrus!
Robby: [wearing a mullet] I'm sorry, I haven't officially introduced myself. I'm Billy Ray Cyrus!
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