Hannah Montana Quotes
Lilly: The Jake ship has sailed! [turns around and comes back] And you're not on it! [turns around and comes back again] I'm in a first class cabin!
Miley: Just leave mad already!
Lilly: Happily.[both leave wrong way] My house is this way!
Miley: My house is that way![both go right way]
Miley: Just leave mad already!
Lilly: Happily.[both leave wrong way] My house is this way!
Miley: My house is that way![both go right way]
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Oliver: [when they can't tell who's who] I have an idea.
Lilly: What?
Oliver: Both of you, kiss me!
Luanne: Okay!
Miley: Ew!
Oliver: That's Miley. [points to the real Miley]
Lilly: What?
Oliver: Both of you, kiss me!
Luanne: Okay!
Miley: Ew!
Oliver: That's Miley. [points to the real Miley]
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Miley: Dad, that's awesome. That is the best song you've ever written, I can't wait to record it. What's the bad news?
Lilly: Bad news? What are you talking about? It's a great song!
Robby: Thank you, Lilly! You know I've always liked her.
Miley: Don't change the subject. Everytime there's bad news, he tries to soften it up with a great song. Best of Both Worlds- had to get braces. This is the Life- Jackson decided not to go to sleepaway camp. Pumpin' Up the Party- my goldfish died.
Oliver: When my goldfish died, my mom flushed it down the toilet. I'll never forget her comforting words: "Get over it, Oliver. It's a stinkin' fish."
Lilly: That explains so much.
Miley: Come on dad, just tell me. I can handle it.
Robby: [sighs; quickly] Your cousin Luanne's coming to visit, who wants pie? [Miley freezes]
Lilly and Robby Ray: Miley? Miley?
Oliver: What kind of pie?
Robby: Come on, Mile. Don't forget that wonderful, wonderful song that I just wrote you that you love so much.
Lilly: Bad news? What are you talking about? It's a great song!
Robby: Thank you, Lilly! You know I've always liked her.
Miley: Don't change the subject. Everytime there's bad news, he tries to soften it up with a great song. Best of Both Worlds- had to get braces. This is the Life- Jackson decided not to go to sleepaway camp. Pumpin' Up the Party- my goldfish died.
Oliver: When my goldfish died, my mom flushed it down the toilet. I'll never forget her comforting words: "Get over it, Oliver. It's a stinkin' fish."
Lilly: That explains so much.
Miley: Come on dad, just tell me. I can handle it.
Robby: [sighs; quickly] Your cousin Luanne's coming to visit, who wants pie? [Miley freezes]
Lilly and Robby Ray: Miley? Miley?
Oliver: What kind of pie?
Robby: Come on, Mile. Don't forget that wonderful, wonderful song that I just wrote you that you love so much.
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Mr. Dontzig: AAAHH! Two Stewarts! [grabs candy and stuffs it in his pocket] AAAHH! [grabs the whole pot of candy and runs] AAAHH!
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Luann: Well, that took you long enough to figure that out, Lulu.
Lilly (as Lola): It's Lola.
Luann: Whatever! Lilly, Lola, Lulu. You might as well go by "Purple Hair!
Lilly (as Lola): It's Lola.
Luann: Whatever! Lilly, Lola, Lulu. You might as well go by "Purple Hair!
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Oliver: [after Luanne gets up on stage] Hey guys I found her. She's up on stage!
Miley: [sarcastically] Good work!
Miley: [sarcastically] Good work!
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Oliver: Have no fear ladies. [pulls out small sword] The Masked Musketeer has a plan.
Miley: Great! My life is in the hand of Count Chest Hair.
Miley: Great! My life is in the hand of Count Chest Hair.
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Oliver: [when he and Miley walk into the party] You know, I had a dream like this once. Except the room was filled with Jessica Simpsons and I had more than one chest hair.
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Miley: And what has all this taught you?
Robby: That I should believe my kids when they say their cousins are evil.
Miley: And?
Robby: That I should always bring my cell phone when I leave the house in case my daughter gets tied up in her closet.
Miley: And?
Robby: I'm sorry.
Robby: That I should believe my kids when they say their cousins are evil.
Miley: And?
Robby: That I should always bring my cell phone when I leave the house in case my daughter gets tied up in her closet.
Miley: And?
Robby: I'm sorry.
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Robby: C'mon, let's not forget who pulled you out of that well when you were six.
Miley: And let's not forget who pushed me in!
Miley: And let's not forget who pushed me in!
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Robby: Like I've always told you, an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.
Mr. Dontzig: Stewart! [comes running into house] Stewart! You gotta help me! Those candy-grabbers are like piranha! They're coming by the busload. It's like someone put an ad in the paper.
Robby: The paper? Why, that's way too slow. If somebody wanted to get information out fast, they'd just run down Pacific Coast Highway with a bullhorn.
Mr. Dontzig: You didn't.
Robby: [picks up bullhorn] Oh yes I did. Gotcha. [turns to door] Okay kids, come on in, don't be shy.
Mr. Dontzig: Curse you, Stewart! [runs away]
Miley': Dad, what about revenge making the whole world blind?
Robby: I was teaching that to you; it's too late for me.
Mr. Dontzig: Stewart! [comes running into house] Stewart! You gotta help me! Those candy-grabbers are like piranha! They're coming by the busload. It's like someone put an ad in the paper.
Robby: The paper? Why, that's way too slow. If somebody wanted to get information out fast, they'd just run down Pacific Coast Highway with a bullhorn.
Mr. Dontzig: You didn't.
Robby: [picks up bullhorn] Oh yes I did. Gotcha. [turns to door] Okay kids, come on in, don't be shy.
Mr. Dontzig: Curse you, Stewart! [runs away]
Miley': Dad, what about revenge making the whole world blind?
Robby: I was teaching that to you; it's too late for me.
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Hannah: Oh Jake, I bet you say that to all your co-stars, push Jake... I mean... [pushes Jake]
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Lilly: Remember when you used to like cake more than girls?
Oliver: Yeah...kids!
Lilly: Oh, just go get some!
Oliver: Okay, maybe one piece.
Oliver: Yeah...kids!
Lilly: Oh, just go get some!
Oliver: Okay, maybe one piece.
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Jake: Plus it was kind of cool that you did all that just to make me jealous.
Miley: Whoa, whoa, slow down ego-boy, why would I try to make you jealous? Besides, you have a girlfriend.
Jake: Holly? She's not my girlfriend. We have a movie coming out, so we been hanging out as a publicity thing.
Miley: Why didn't you tell me that before?!
Jake: Ah...well...I think I....
Miley: Wait a minute...you were trying to make ME jealous.
Jake: Was not.
Miley: Was too... Admit it, Jake, you like me!
Jake: No! You like me- just say it.
Miley: No, you say it.
Jake: No, you.
Miley: No, YOU!
[Jake kisses Miley.]
Miley: Whoa, whoa, slow down ego-boy, why would I try to make you jealous? Besides, you have a girlfriend.
Jake: Holly? She's not my girlfriend. We have a movie coming out, so we been hanging out as a publicity thing.
Miley: Why didn't you tell me that before?!
Jake: Ah...well...I think I....
Miley: Wait a minute...you were trying to make ME jealous.
Jake: Was not.
Miley: Was too... Admit it, Jake, you like me!
Jake: No! You like me- just say it.
Miley: No, you say it.
Jake: No, you.
Miley: No, YOU!
[Jake kisses Miley.]
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Holly: Isn't that your senior boyfriend over there? [points to Willis]
Miley: No, that's just some guy who looks like him.
Willis: I'm King Willis!
Miley: And has the same name.
[Willis looks up, sees Miley and waves.]
Willis: Hi Miley!
Miley: And knows me.
Miley: No, that's just some guy who looks like him.
Willis: I'm King Willis!
Miley: And has the same name.
[Willis looks up, sees Miley and waves.]
Willis: Hi Miley!
Miley: And knows me.
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Miley: Willis drinks it black.
Jake: Holly drinks it latte.
Miley: Willis shaves.
Jake: Holly waxes.
Miley: Willis is a senior.
Jake: [trying to keep a strait face] Wow...
Miley: Toodles!
Jake: Holly drinks it latte.
Miley: Willis shaves.
Jake: Holly waxes.
Miley: Willis is a senior.
Jake: [trying to keep a strait face] Wow...
Miley: Toodles!
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Jackson: Now Dad, at the parent-teacher conference you might hear something about a belching contest. I just want you to know that it never happened. (ecstatically) And I was NOT the CHAMPION!!
Robby: I can't approve of that kind of behaviour. But I guess better out the attic (belching) than out the basement (flatulence)!
Robby: I can't approve of that kind of behaviour. But I guess better out the attic (belching) than out the basement (flatulence)!
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Jackson: C'mon, what's a dash of terragon among friends?
Robby Ray: That's it! The next person who says terragon is gonna be gone!
Ms. Kunkel: (calmly) Terragon. (walking out of house) Terragon. Terra- I am so- gone! (leaves in a huff)
Robby Ray: That's it! The next person who says terragon is gonna be gone!
Ms. Kunkel: (calmly) Terragon. (walking out of house) Terragon. Terra- I am so- gone! (leaves in a huff)
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Miley: Well we gotta find a way to make her take the money.
Oliver: Yeah, and maybe an umbrella.
Lilly: I bet she will take the donation from a generous celebrity.
Miley: I bet she would
Oliver: yeah right!where are we gonna find one of those?
Oliver: Yeah, and maybe an umbrella.
Lilly: I bet she will take the donation from a generous celebrity.
Miley: I bet she would
Oliver: yeah right!where are we gonna find one of those?
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Jackson: How did I lose my card?!
Miley: Oh, don't worry, it's probably right next to your brain... Oh, then you'll never find it.
Miley: Oh, don't worry, it's probably right next to your brain... Oh, then you'll never find it.
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Jackson: How did the carpet make sense?
Miley: The guy said it would match my shoes?
Miley: The guy said it would match my shoes?
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Oliver: I think I'm in love! [walks toward sandwich] You're wearing avocado, aren't you? You know what that does to me.
Miley: What's wrong with you, boy?
Oliver: It's free food, I'm a guy, do the math.
Miley: What's wrong with you, boy?
Oliver: It's free food, I'm a guy, do the math.
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Miley: Oh, I have to have these shoes!
Oliver: Why?
Miley: They're shoes, I'm a girl, do the math.
Oliver: Why?
Miley: They're shoes, I'm a girl, do the math.
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Jackson: Why did Dad call a family meeting? I hate family meetings.
Miley: What did you do?
Jackson: What do you mean,what did I do,what did you do?
Miley: I didn't do anything,I never do anything.
Jackson: Listen,it doesn't matter who did what,just as long as we stay united,stay strong and stand together. [sees Robbie coming and points at Miley] She did it,she did it,I saw her with my own two eyes.You should be ashamed of yourself.
Miley: What did you do?
Jackson: What do you mean,what did I do,what did you do?
Miley: I didn't do anything,I never do anything.
Jackson: Listen,it doesn't matter who did what,just as long as we stay united,stay strong and stand together. [sees Robbie coming and points at Miley] She did it,she did it,I saw her with my own two eyes.You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Jackson: You are a cruel cruel father.
Robbie: Oh yeah? would a cruel cruel father give you these? [takes two credit cards out]
Jackson and Miley: credit cards!
Miley: My very first credit card.Today I am woman [kisses her credit card]
Robbie: And I am still a Dad and these cards are just used for emergencies only!
Robbie: Oh yeah? would a cruel cruel father give you these? [takes two credit cards out]
Jackson and Miley: credit cards!
Miley: My very first credit card.Today I am woman [kisses her credit card]
Robbie: And I am still a Dad and these cards are just used for emergencies only!
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Jackson: [mimicking Miley] "Don't bother switching the limos tonight, nobody's following us!" I am so smart BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!
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