Hannah Montana Quotes

Lilly: I look like Amber and Ashley threw up on me!

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[Miley and Robby return home from the concert to find Lilly sitting glumly by the back door, still in her dress.]
Miley: Lilly, what happened? I tried calling you every time I got offstage. Were you a little too busy with Matt?
Lilly: He stood me up. I waited at home for 2 hours.
[Miley puts her arm around Lilly as Robbie Ray walks in.]
Robby: Lilly?! Look at you! I'll bet some hearts were broken tonight.
Lilly: [sobbing] Just one!
[Lilly turns her face and continues crying.]
Miley: Way to go, Dad!

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Miley: [juicing an orange and speaking in rhythm] How can boys be so cruel?! How could someone do something like that to Lilly? Don't they know how delicate and fragile [crushes orange in her hand] girls are?
Robby: Sugar and spice and hands like a vise. Heaven help the boy who stands you up.
Miley: You got that right, bud.

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Lilly: Thanks for letting me sleep over.
Robby: It was our pleasure, Lilly.
Lilly: [tears up] Lilly! That's what Matt calls me!
Miley: Dad.
Robby: That's her name!
Miley: Think a little!
Robby: Would you like some bacon Li..ttle pieces of bacon?
Lilly: No, thanks. But don't let me spoil your morning. You go ahead and live your happy lives! Enjoy!
Miley: Dad, maybe you should... [points outside]
Robby: Gotcha. I'm just gonna go out on the deck and eat. I just need to get one of these placemats.
Lilly: [sobs] Matt! [flops over on her side on the couch]
Miley: [points again] Out!

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Judge: Have you been put through pain and suffering? Did someone do you wrong?
Miley: They did wrong!
Lilly: Heck yeah!!
Judge: Well don't just sit there and take it! Take it to Teen Court!
All: Where justice is served!!

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Judge: Now, it says here you're suing for the cost of...dress and makeup.
Lilly: Don't forget shoes.
Miley: Tears!
Lilly: [sobbing] And mani-pedi!
Judge: [to Matt] This girl got a mani-pedi for you?!

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Thor: (singing to Jackson) Happy happy Playoffs, may all your dreams come true! I hope you like this carrot cake, my Mom made it for you!

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Thor: So what was it you wanted to say about the Game?
Jackson: You're paying for parking.
Thor: Okey-dokey artichoke-y!
Jackson: Thor, stop thaying that, THAYing that! Uh, excuse me Thor, I'm late for Thience Clath! DANGFLABBIT!!

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Lilly: Oh, Todd, you're so funny!
Miley: Lower and slower.
Lilly: [slow voice] Oh, Todd, you're so funny...
Matt: Lilly?
Lilly: [high pitched] Oh boy!
[Miley hits her.]
Lilly: [slow voice] I mean oh boy...
Matt: You're, uh...
Lilly: [slow voice] I know, and it's all for you...
Matt: Yeah and...
Lilly: [slow voice] Shh...save it for the dance...

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Amber: [to Lilly] Nice shot, Shaq!
Ashley: Yeah, muy maco!
Amber: It's macho.
Ashley: Whatever! You know I'm bad at French.
[Lilly makes a face.]
Ashley: Well, at least I know how to be a girl!
Miley: I never thought this day will come, but...Amber and Ashley are right! I hate you making me say that!

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Sarah: Guess who's going to the dance on Friday with Gabe Lamottie?
Miley: You mean Hottie Lamottie, with a swimmer's body?
Lilly: Who?
Sarah: Me! [dreamily] We started out as lab partners and the next thing I know, I have his boutonniere growing in its own self-contained biosphere...

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Lilly: [after seeing Matt with Amber and Ashley] What is he doing?!
Ashley: [to Matt] I love skateboarding! It's so viral!
Amber: It's virile.
Ashley: Who cares? It's still hot!
Amber & Ashley: [in unison] And so are you! Oooh! Tsss.
Miley: Looks like someone's messin' with your man.
Lilly: That's it, I'm through with being one of the guys! Girl me up, baby!

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Lola: Man I wish I had the O-phone instead of this stupid slim flip. Oh, look at me I'm slim and I flip, I'm slim and I flip, I'm slim and I flip. [breaks phone] Aw man.

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Traci: So, what's your Z-code so we can Z-text and Z-chat?
Hannah: Oh, mine's still in "Z-box."
Lola: [quietly] Yeah, in "Z-store."

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Miley: I can't believe this. I made myself look like a total idiot all because of that phone.
Lilly: Look! I'm on the front page! Don't I look so cute when I'm scared?
Miley: If you don't get over yourself in about 3 seconds you're going to look absolutely adorable.

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[on "Teen Court"]
Miley: [dressed as a lawyer] Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, what would this country be if men didn't keep their promises? What if George Washingtonpromised to cross the Delaware, but didn't, because it was a little chilly outside? What if Abraham Lincolnpromised to save the Union, but broke that promise because he wanted to buy a new hat? What if Rutherford B. Hayes-
Judge: [bangs gavel] Yo, Tina Talks-a-lot, over here!
[Miley approaches the bench.]
Miley: I know what you're thinking: "How does she do it without any notes?"
Judge: I'll tell you what I'm thinking. If somebody doesn't get food dumped on them in the next five minutes, then my audience is going to dump me. And if Joe gets dumped, Joe can't pay for his big boat. [holds up framed photo of large fishing boat] And Joe likes his big boat.
Miley: Got it. [walks over to Matt]
Miley: Okay, so you asked her out, you stood her up, and you broke her heart! And all we want to know is, why? Why, why, WHY-?
Judge: [holds up photo of boat again] BIG BOAT!
Miley: I'm done.

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Miley: Oh, Rico.
Rico: Hey, bubble-brain, how's it going?
Miley: Aww, smart, funny, and-
Lilly: Dead on about that bubble-brain. [Miley glares at her] But just in biology. Other than that, you're sharp as a tick!
Miley: That's tack.
Lilly: You see?
Rico: Good thing you two are pretty.

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Miley: I mean it's not like she stands up there and says: fibula, tibia, clavical, rib, we call this the humerus and that's no fib!

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Rico: [to Miley] Don't worry, lollipop. You could always marry money.

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Miley: What?
Rico: That song, those moves, your voice. It all reminds me of some famous singer.
Miley: Kelly Clarkson?
Lilly: Hilary Duff?
Oliver: [snaps fingers]Jay-Z!
Rico: I got it! Hannah Montana!
[Miley, Lilly, and Oliver exchange looks of panic, then start laughing.]
Miley: How about that, you little joker, you're so- [scoffs]
Rico: You're right. What was I thinking? This bubble-brain could never pull off something like that!

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Hannah: [talking to her audience] I know, I can't wait! Swiss chocolate, Italian shoes, and French boys...ooh la la!
Robby: [from backstage] Ooh la la? Uh uh uh! That's it! The closest we're gonna get to Paris is Paris, Texas!

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Ms. Kunkle: Morning, Stewart.
Snowball: Stupid bird brain!
Ms. Kunkle: Detention, Stewart.

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Robby: Alright Snowball, we're gonna take 5, and afterwards I'm teaching you 'Wanna Be Your Joe'!
Snowball: (makes parrot sound) Robby rocks!!
Robby: And don't you forget it!

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[singing to the tune of I Got Nerve]
Jackson: You want some toast? I bet you do!
Robby: Please add some jam and butter too.
Jackson: We're out of grape, so sad! It's all your fault you bad dad!
Robby: [stops singing] You know what son?
Jackson: Yeah dad?
Robby: [singing] You got nerve!

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Jackson: Thatta girl. [hands Miley a whiteboard; she starts writing something] Now if you need to say anything for the next couple of days, just use that. Hannah Montana has never canceled a concert before and she's not gonna start now. I know that would just break your heart...and when your heart breaks, baby sis', so does mine!
Robby: [reading from whiteboard] You got a hot date for the concert, don't ya "Jerkson"?
Jackson: Dad!
Robby: She wrote it!
Jackson: I can't believe you think I'm that selfish that i'll put my own
Robby: What's her name, son?
Jackson: Jenny and she's a total babe! So put cork in it, Froggy. I got a lot of ridin' on this.
[Miley starts to hit Jackson with her arm, but Robby stops her]
Robby: Ah, ah, ah, use the pad.
[Miley nods, gets the marker board, and hits Jackson with it.]
Robby: Couldn't have said it better myself.
[Miley smiles into space]

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Oliver: Wow a week without talking. That’s gotta be hard for a girl. Now us guys, we're different. I don't need to talk. If I couldn't talk for a month, it wouldn't bother me at all. But girls just talk, talk, talk, talk, talk! Hey, Sally! Nice capris. Oh, I like your purse!

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Lilly: Miley, I know this is gonna be hard for you, but you gotta stop fighting it. And don't worry, we're gonna be here for you until you get your voice back.
Hot Guy: Hey Lilly, you wanna catch a few?
Lilly: Oh yeah! (Looks at Miley) Please, please, please, please? Look!

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Oliver: You know this is nice. Just sittin' here, the sun, the beach, the freash air. That’s the thing about nature that is just so quiet and peaceful. Not like what you get in the city! Ehh ehh! Whoo whoo whoo! Pull the vehicle over! Pull the vehicle over!

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Oliver: I know, drives me crazy, too!

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Dex: Hey, Oliver.
Oliver: What up, Dex?
Dex: Miley, feeling better? Great, so maybe if you're not busy Friday night, maybe we could to the movies or something.
Oliver: Hey, I got this one for you. (Speaking for Miley) In your dreams! A poindexter! (Tells Miley) We're playing hard to get. (Miley hits Oliver)
Oliver: Okay... What she meant was movies shmovies, just plant one on her right now, Big Boy! (Miley hits her again) Ouch! Will you make up your mind? You and me are giving Dex mixed signals.
Dex: Maybe another time!

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