Hannah Montana Quotes
Oliver: [referring to Jake] And when you told him you were Hannah he didn't faint? Not once?
Miley: Nope, steady as a rock, all man.
Oliver: Well, so am I, I just hadn't eaten that day
Miley: Nope, steady as a rock, all man.
Oliver: Well, so am I, I just hadn't eaten that day
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Hannah: (trying to make up when the kids are starting to suspect Hannah for being a lier) Superman doesn't tell Lois Lane he's Clark Kent, but, that doesn't mean he doesn't love her.
Boy: Superman's a lier? (kids gasp)
Hannah: Never mind, he isn't real.
Boy: (in shock) Superman isn't real? (kids gasp)
Hannah: Wait! Ummm... how many of your parents ever told you you'd grow up to be president? (all kids, including Hannah, raise their hands) There! Now see not all of you are gonna be president. Odds are, none of you will be president! (all kids in room, excluding Hannah, burst into tears) Errr... who wants free CDs? Free CDs, people. C'mon!
Boy: Superman's a lier? (kids gasp)
Hannah: Never mind, he isn't real.
Boy: (in shock) Superman isn't real? (kids gasp)
Hannah: Wait! Ummm... how many of your parents ever told you you'd grow up to be president? (all kids, including Hannah, raise their hands) There! Now see not all of you are gonna be president. Odds are, none of you will be president! (all kids in room, excluding Hannah, burst into tears) Errr... who wants free CDs? Free CDs, people. C'mon!
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Jake: Jake Ryan doesn't faint. Leslie, on the other hand, is a little woozy.
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Jackson: I'm the man who had the cheese!
Oliver: I'm the man who had the jerky!
Jackson: We put 'em both together!
Oliver: And dude, it really work-y!
Both: Cheese Jerky! Say what? [J] Say what? [O] (twice)
Oliver: Mozzarella moose, Swiss salmon, Gouda turkey!
Jackson: Just one taste, it'll drive you berserk-y!
Both: Cheese Jerky! Say what? [J] Say what? [O]
Oliver: And it's all freaky-freaky-freaky fresh! (End of rap)
Jackson: Sizzlin' Stewart and Smokin' Oken Enterprises, patent pending.
Oliver: I'm the man who had the jerky!
Jackson: We put 'em both together!
Oliver: And dude, it really work-y!
Both: Cheese Jerky! Say what? [J] Say what? [O] (twice)
Oliver: Mozzarella moose, Swiss salmon, Gouda turkey!
Jackson: Just one taste, it'll drive you berserk-y!
Both: Cheese Jerky! Say what? [J] Say what? [O]
Oliver: And it's all freaky-freaky-freaky fresh! (End of rap)
Jackson: Sizzlin' Stewart and Smokin' Oken Enterprises, patent pending.
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Lilly: I wish for an A on the project. What do you wish for?
Miley: Oh man, I wish... I wish there was no secret. I was just Hannah Montana all the time. Sure it makes life a whole lot easier.
Miley: Oh man, I wish... I wish there was no secret. I was just Hannah Montana all the time. Sure it makes life a whole lot easier.
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Hannah: Oh okay, I have an idea. You do all the work and I'll hang out with Jesse. Toodles!
Lola: I got a better idea. You give me the Hannah wig and I'll hang out with Jesse. Toodles!
Hannah: I don't think he speaks "eeeeep!"
Lola: I got a better idea. You give me the Hannah wig and I'll hang out with Jesse. Toodles!
Hannah: I don't think he speaks "eeeeep!"
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Jesse: Hey babe. [comes in and kisses Hannah on cheek]
Jesse: You ready for our picnic on Papoui?
Hannah: What in the world is Papoui?
Jesse: [smile] The island I bought you.
Hannah: AHHH! Oh my gosh! [to Roxy] Jesse McCartney bought me an island. [Gasps][to Jesse] I'm... I'm sorry Jesse, I can't.
Jesse: Why not?
Hannah: I'm sort of dealing with something right now, so...
Jesse: You're so cute when you're dealing with something right now.
Hannah: That's sweet Jesse, but I... I think I need to be alone.
Jesse: You're so cute when you need to be alone.
Hannah: Jesse?
Jesse: You're so cute when you say Jesse.
Hannah: Get Out! [pushes him out the door]
Jesse: You're so cute when you kick me out.
Hannah: I'm serious! [closes door]
Jesse: Ow! [gets hit on the nose] Still so cute.
Jesse: You ready for our picnic on Papoui?
Hannah: What in the world is Papoui?
Jesse: [smile] The island I bought you.
Hannah: AHHH! Oh my gosh! [to Roxy] Jesse McCartney bought me an island. [Gasps][to Jesse] I'm... I'm sorry Jesse, I can't.
Jesse: Why not?
Hannah: I'm sort of dealing with something right now, so...
Jesse: You're so cute when you're dealing with something right now.
Hannah: That's sweet Jesse, but I... I think I need to be alone.
Jesse: You're so cute when you need to be alone.
Hannah: Jesse?
Jesse: You're so cute when you say Jesse.
Hannah: Get Out! [pushes him out the door]
Jesse: You're so cute when you kick me out.
Hannah: I'm serious! [closes door]
Jesse: Ow! [gets hit on the nose] Still so cute.
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Jesse: I'd sing to you myself but I need these lips for something else.
Hannah: Eeeeeep!
Jesse: You're so cute when you say "eep!"
Hannah: Eeeeeep!
Jesse: You're so cute when you say "eep!"
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Amber: Okay everyone.
Lilly: Prepare to be jealous.
Ashley: 'Cause we look...
Amber, Lilly and Ashley: [in unison] Fabulous! Oooh, tssss.
Hannah: NOOOOOOOOOO!!
Lilly: Prepare to be jealous.
Ashley: 'Cause we look...
Amber, Lilly and Ashley: [in unison] Fabulous! Oooh, tssss.
Hannah: NOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Roxy: (at the end of Oliver and Rico's rap at the episode's conclusion, seen wearing a Flavor Flav viking helmet and watch pendant) Peace out! (vanishes)
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Miley: Does everybody know you have a birthmark shaped like a poodle on your butt?
Lilly: [gasps] How did you know that?
Miley: Because I'm your best friend and I know somewhere deep down inside of you, our friendship is still there. C'mon look at me. Really, really look at me. C'mon Lilly, don't you know me?
Lilly: Oh my gosh!
Miley: Yes! I knew you'd be able to see the real me.
Lilly: Of course the blond hair is coming out of the wig, you're Hannah Montana! [rips off wig] Look everybody, Hannah Montana's back and she knows what's on my butt! [everybody gasps and stares] I cant believe I just said that out loud!
Lilly: [gasps] How did you know that?
Miley: Because I'm your best friend and I know somewhere deep down inside of you, our friendship is still there. C'mon look at me. Really, really look at me. C'mon Lilly, don't you know me?
Lilly: Oh my gosh!
Miley: Yes! I knew you'd be able to see the real me.
Lilly: Of course the blond hair is coming out of the wig, you're Hannah Montana! [rips off wig] Look everybody, Hannah Montana's back and she knows what's on my butt! [everybody gasps and stares] I cant believe I just said that out loud!
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Hannah: It is so great to meet you in person, I really am a huge fan!
Mikayla: Yeah, I hate you.
Hannah: Thanks, I feel the exact same... What?
Mikayla: Your voice is stingy, your music is stupid, your outfits make me want to puke on them, but it looks like someone already did.
Hannah: Okay, What is your problem?!...
Mikayla: My problem is that I'm ten times better than you, and you're gonna find that out in Florida. Miss Hannah, I'm taking all your fannahs.
Hannah: Well, listen here, you one-hit bobblehead! The only thing your gonna be taking from me is lessons, okay? Lesson number one: This [does a head motion] is how you do the head thing. That's right, I went there!
Mikayla: Well, guess where I'm gonna go?
Hannah: Down the toilet with the rest of your career? That's right, I went there again, and this time, I bought property.
Mikayla: Yeah, I hate you.
Hannah: Thanks, I feel the exact same... What?
Mikayla: Your voice is stingy, your music is stupid, your outfits make me want to puke on them, but it looks like someone already did.
Hannah: Okay, What is your problem?!...
Mikayla: My problem is that I'm ten times better than you, and you're gonna find that out in Florida. Miss Hannah, I'm taking all your fannahs.
Hannah: Well, listen here, you one-hit bobblehead! The only thing your gonna be taking from me is lessons, okay? Lesson number one: This [does a head motion] is how you do the head thing. That's right, I went there!
Mikayla: Well, guess where I'm gonna go?
Hannah: Down the toilet with the rest of your career? That's right, I went there again, and this time, I bought property.
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Miley: I can not wait to get to that concert to show to that two-faced tone-deaf toad who is the boss
Lilly: Yeah, but you have to wear something amazing. Mikayla always looks incredible [Miley gives her a look] ...For a two-faced tone-deaf toad!
Lilly: Yeah, but you have to wear something amazing. Mikayla always looks incredible [Miley gives her a look] ...For a two-faced tone-deaf toad!
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Lilly: Ooh what about the thing you bought at the place next to the place that we went there one time?
Miley: No, that's too....
Lilly: Yeah you are right. Plus, when you wear that you have to...
Miley: I know. And I hate those.
Lilly: Who doesn't?
Miley: What about the one I bought after the one I bought at the place next to the place?
Lilly: Ooh! You mean the one that goes with the shoes with the things? I love that one!
Robby: Me too!
Miley: Daddy do you even know what we are talking about?
Robby: No, but as long as it doesn't cost me a wad of cash, I am all for it.
Lilly: Your Dad is...
Miley: I know!
Miley: No, that's too....
Lilly: Yeah you are right. Plus, when you wear that you have to...
Miley: I know. And I hate those.
Lilly: Who doesn't?
Miley: What about the one I bought after the one I bought at the place next to the place?
Lilly: Ooh! You mean the one that goes with the shoes with the things? I love that one!
Robby: Me too!
Miley: Daddy do you even know what we are talking about?
Robby: No, but as long as it doesn't cost me a wad of cash, I am all for it.
Lilly: Your Dad is...
Miley: I know!
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Mikayla: (singing) Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do, oh baby, if Cupid had a heart he would make you fall, you'd fall in love with me and you would turn me on. If Cupid had a heart he would end my love. If cupid had a heart, he would shoot and throw an arrow through your soul better aim and go. If Cupid had a heart you'd be mine I know I need you to see, I need you and me.
Robby: I`m the dad and i`m not let you go...
Miley : Why treat me like I have a baby?
Robby : Because you act like one .
Miley : But dad...
Robby: No Miley !...Not another word .
Miley : Fine ! How about three.... I hate you !
Robby : Miley Ray !
Robby: I`m the dad and i`m not let you go...
Miley : Why treat me like I have a baby?
Robby : Because you act like one .
Miley : But dad...
Robby: No Miley !...Not another word .
Miley : Fine ! How about three.... I hate you !
Robby : Miley Ray !
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Miley: Congragulations! You're the best singer in school!
Lilly: Too bad no one cares!
Amber: Ugh! [walks away angrily]
Ashley: Yeah! Ugh! [follows Amber]
Lilly: Too bad no one cares!
Amber: Ugh! [walks away angrily]
Ashley: Yeah! Ugh! [follows Amber]
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Miley: [sees a tarantula in a box] Ugh... There ain't nothing itsy-bitsy about you, big boy.
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Amber: Hey Miley! If you're too chicken to sing, you could do one of your pig calls!
Miley: You mean like this? Amber! Ashley! Get in here! [snorting noise]
Ashley: That's so weird! The pigs have our names! [Amber gives her a look] ...Oh.
Miley: You mean like this? Amber! Ashley! Get in here! [snorting noise]
Ashley: That's so weird! The pigs have our names! [Amber gives her a look] ...Oh.
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Miley: [singing "I Got Nerve" behind a wall; sees the tarantula on her shoulder] I got...SPIDER!!
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Hannah: Dad! I need to record now. What is taking so long? Hannah is in the zone!
Robby: So what time's that big shoe sale you're meeting Lilly at?
Hannah: Three-thirty, and you know all the sixes go first.
Robby: No, honey, I'm proud to say I don't know that.
Robby: Now what you need to do is just relax. Now whoevere's in there is just runnin' a little late They'll be done any minute.
Hannah: They'll be done sooner than a minute!
Robby: So what time's that big shoe sale you're meeting Lilly at?
Hannah: Three-thirty, and you know all the sixes go first.
Robby: No, honey, I'm proud to say I don't know that.
Robby: Now what you need to do is just relax. Now whoevere's in there is just runnin' a little late They'll be done any minute.
Hannah: They'll be done sooner than a minute!
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Hannah: Okay, who do you think you are?
Hannah: Sweet Momma, it's the Jonas Brothers! [turns to Robby who came in behind her] Daddy, I told you someone was in here. [turns to the boys] I am so sorry guys, he gets so impatient.
Robby: [sarcastically] Sorry fellas, I got a big shoe sale to get to.
Hannah: Sweet Momma, it's the Jonas Brothers! [turns to Robby who came in behind her] Daddy, I told you someone was in here. [turns to the boys] I am so sorry guys, he gets so impatient.
Robby: [sarcastically] Sorry fellas, I got a big shoe sale to get to.
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Nick Jonas: Dudes, it's Hannah Montana!
[All of the Jonas brothers try to get out of the door at the same time, and finally do.]
Kevin Jonas: We're such big fans!
Joe Jonas: We love your music!
Nick: You're pretty!
[Kevin slaps him on the back of his head.]
Nick: Pretty good with the singing, and dancing that you do. [Hannah gives him a flirtatious smile.] Wow, you're pretty!
Kevin: Nice save.
[All of the Jonas brothers try to get out of the door at the same time, and finally do.]
Kevin Jonas: We're such big fans!
Joe Jonas: We love your music!
Nick: You're pretty!
[Kevin slaps him on the back of his head.]
Nick: Pretty good with the singing, and dancing that you do. [Hannah gives him a flirtatious smile.] Wow, you're pretty!
Kevin: Nice save.
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Kevin: I'm Kevin.
Hannah: The cute romantic one! [shakes his hand]And you're Joe, the cute funny one! [shakes his hand] You're Nick, the cute sensitive one! [shakes his hand while he stares at her]
Robby: And I'm her daddy, the cute protective one!
Hannah: The cute romantic one! [shakes his hand]And you're Joe, the cute funny one! [shakes his hand] You're Nick, the cute sensitive one! [shakes his hand while he stares at her]
Robby: And I'm her daddy, the cute protective one!
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Joe: You're Robby Ray! He writes all the songs!
Kevin: I know! "Nobody's Perfect" is genious!
Robby: I like the cute romantic one.
Joe: I love how it starts all soft and then, BAM! [singing] Everybody makes mistakes! Everybody has those days!
Jonas Brothers: [singing] Everybody knows what, what I'm talkin' bout'. Everybody gets that way!
Robby: I was wrong, I like 'em all!
Kevin: I know! "Nobody's Perfect" is genious!
Robby: I like the cute romantic one.
Joe: I love how it starts all soft and then, BAM! [singing] Everybody makes mistakes! Everybody has those days!
Jonas Brothers: [singing] Everybody knows what, what I'm talkin' bout'. Everybody gets that way!
Robby: I was wrong, I like 'em all!
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Lilly: [after Miley's tirade about what happened at the studio during which she continues pulling her hair] You're braiding my hair, not starting a chainsaw.
Miley: I'm sorry. It's just that well, they're guys and he's a guy and what if he likes writing for guys more than he likes writing for Hannah?
Lilly: Well,then you'd be out of luck and I'll be bald!
Miley: I'm sorry. It's just that well, they're guys and he's a guy and what if he likes writing for guys more than he likes writing for Hannah?
Lilly: Well,then you'd be out of luck and I'll be bald!
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Lilly: Relax. I'm sure he's late because the Jonas Brothers are arguing about his music or changing his lyrics and making him miserable.
Robby: [enters] Woooh, I love the Jonas Brothers.
Lilly: Wow, I was WAAAAY off.
Robby: [enters] Woooh, I love the Jonas Brothers.
Lilly: Wow, I was WAAAAY off.
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Robby: [on the phone] Hello? [pause] No, there's no one here by the name of Gunner. [pause] Sorry, this ain't the Tinkle residence. [pause] Well I don't care what you say I'm NOT Gunner Tinkle! ...Gonna Tinkle, Joe is that you?
Joe: We so owned you!
Nick: Busted!
Kevin: That was sick!
Robby: Oh, you boys, LOL!
Miley: You know LOL?
Robby: [covering the mouthpiece briefly] Yeah, Nick taught it to me!
Joe: We so owned you!
Nick: Busted!
Kevin: That was sick!
Robby: Oh, you boys, LOL!
Miley: You know LOL?
Robby: [covering the mouthpiece briefly] Yeah, Nick taught it to me!
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Robby: Sorry fellas, got another call. Hello? You're looking for who? Amanda? Amanda Huggenkiss? A Man To Hug And Kiss, Miley I don't have time for this, I'm tryin to work here!
Miley: So am I! I'm inspiring you with my humor! Dad listen to this one, so why was six afraid of seven? 'Cause seven ate nine! HAHA, that is hysterical. Hang up and we can write a hit!
Miley: So am I! I'm inspiring you with my humor! Dad listen to this one, so why was six afraid of seven? 'Cause seven ate nine! HAHA, that is hysterical. Hang up and we can write a hit!
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Lilly: And to think you gave them the best 14 years of your life! Years you will never get back!
Miley: Exactly! And I'm not going to let Larry, Curly, and Moe-Bro waltz in and steal him away! MY DADDY WRITES FOR ME AND NOBODY ELSE!
Lilly: So what are you going to do about it?
Miley: I HAVE NO IDEA!
Miley: Exactly! And I'm not going to let Larry, Curly, and Moe-Bro waltz in and steal him away! MY DADDY WRITES FOR ME AND NOBODY ELSE!
Lilly: So what are you going to do about it?
Miley: I HAVE NO IDEA!
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