Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law Quote
Falcon Seven: Birdman! A madman is causing earthquakes!
Birdman: Auuggghhh!
Falcon Seven: Birdman! A pirate is looting some booty!
A neanderthal is leaving doody!
A drag queen is singing some Judy!
A mad scientist is freez…
[Falcon Seven is frozen mid-sentence, then Birdman thaws him out]
…Ha ha ha! Ing!
Birdman: That's it, Falcon Seven! I quit!
Falcon Seven: Quit? And do what?
Birdman: I don't know, a regular job, like normal people have, a desk job with normal clothes and regular work, work you get paid for…
[cut to present day]
Phil Ken Sebben: [over intercom] Birdman, get in here! A Mr. Peebles is suing Mr. Dibble!
Birdman: Sigh!
Robert Osborne: And that was 1944's "Double Indemnity" with Fred MacMurray and of course the glorious Barbara Stanwyck. Now, later Frank Capra would confess in his autobiography that he fell in love with Stanwyck and had he not been more in love with Lucille Rayburn, whom he eventually did marry, he would have asked Barbara Stanwyck to marry him, after she called it quits with Frank Fay and before she married Robert Taylor. Well, that's it for tonight, thanks for watching, and I'll see you next time.
Birdman: Auuggghhh!
Falcon Seven: Birdman! A pirate is looting some booty!
A neanderthal is leaving doody!
A drag queen is singing some Judy!
A mad scientist is freez…
[Falcon Seven is frozen mid-sentence, then Birdman thaws him out]
…Ha ha ha! Ing!
Birdman: That's it, Falcon Seven! I quit!
Falcon Seven: Quit? And do what?
Birdman: I don't know, a regular job, like normal people have, a desk job with normal clothes and regular work, work you get paid for…
[cut to present day]
Phil Ken Sebben: [over intercom] Birdman, get in here! A Mr. Peebles is suing Mr. Dibble!
Birdman: Sigh!
Robert Osborne: And that was 1944's "Double Indemnity" with Fred MacMurray and of course the glorious Barbara Stanwyck. Now, later Frank Capra would confess in his autobiography that he fell in love with Stanwyck and had he not been more in love with Lucille Rayburn, whom he eventually did marry, he would have asked Barbara Stanwyck to marry him, after she called it quits with Frank Fay and before she married Robert Taylor. Well, that's it for tonight, thanks for watching, and I'll see you next time.
TV Show: Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
