Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law Quote

Elliott: Harvey Birdman. Harvey Birdman. Baffacch! Baffacch! Just the latest in a long series of duplication slights. [Cut to a photo shop] First, there was his ridiculous refusal to accept the second set of photo prints. Clerk #1: Want twin shots?
Harvey: One print's fine.

Elliott: [in a video rental store] Then... Elliott: Do you have Double Indemnity?
Clerk #2: [pointing to Harvey in line with movie and pouring popcorn into his mouth] That guy's got it.

Elliott: Then, his dating of not just one, but both of the Doublemint Twins.
[The twins get into Harvey's convertible and drive off with him, leaving Elliott in the dust]
Elliott: Baffacch! Now his final crime, the crime for which I will exact revenge—getting my name wrong. Everyone knows it's Elliott—two l's and two t's. I have two of everything, for I am the Deadly Duplicator!

TV Show: Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law

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