Haunted House Quotes
[last lines]
Watson Pritchard: They're coming for me now...
[looks at camera]
Watson Pritchard: and then they'll come for you.
Watson Pritchard: They're coming for me now...
[looks at camera]
Watson Pritchard: and then they'll come for you.
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[Prichett appears behind Sarah and Eddie after they find a dead body]
Eddie Baker: Holy ****!
Watson Pritchett: Booga booga.
Eddie Baker: Holy ****!
Watson Pritchett: Booga booga.
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[Discussing Evelyn's birthday party plans over the phone]
Steven H. Price: Congratulations. On a scale of one to ten on the perversity meter you just hit a seventy three"
Steven H. Price: Congratulations. On a scale of one to ten on the perversity meter you just hit a seventy three"
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Annabelle Loren: My husband is sometimes insane with jealousy; nothing matters to him!
Lance Schroeder: Would he hurt you?
Annabelle Loren: He would kill me if he could.
Lance Schroeder: Would he hurt you?
Annabelle Loren: He would kill me if he could.
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Annabelle Loren: Oh, I'm sure we're not going to go running around the house shooting each other, aren't you?
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Annabelle Loren: Oh, I'm sure we're not going to go running around the house shooting each other, aren't you?
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Annabelle Loren: You know, of course, that I'm his fourth wife. The first simply disappeared; the other two died.
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Annabelle Loren: You're in danger here - we all are.
Nora Manning: From who?
Annabelle Loren: I hope for your sake you never find out.
Nora Manning: From who?
Annabelle Loren: I hope for your sake you never find out.
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Dr. David Trent: [Nora has encountered the organ that plays by itself and runs screaming through the house] Did you hear anything?
Frederick Loren: Organ music?
Dr. David Trent: That... and someone walking.
Frederick Loren: Organ music?
Dr. David Trent: That... and someone walking.
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Eddie Baker: [talking to Steven Price while holding up bloody rag] Look at this! Huh? What is this?
Watson Pritchett: [turns around] That? What just happened to you there... that's nothing. You've just been playing around with a ghost. Wait til somebody lets out the Darkness in this place. That's a whole... that's a whole new bunch of crazy shit. That's... you'll hate that shit.
Watson Pritchett: [turns around] That? What just happened to you there... that's nothing. You've just been playing around with a ghost. Wait til somebody lets out the Darkness in this place. That's a whole... that's a whole new bunch of crazy shit. That's... you'll hate that shit.
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Eddie Baker: That was the most fun I've had all day.
Sara Wolfe: You need to get out more.
Sara Wolfe: You need to get out more.
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Evelyn Stockard-Price: [Stephen H. Price is sneaking out of the room] : And where are you off to, Mr. Price? Checking the wiring on the animatronic mummies?
Steven H. Price: I'm just gonna go take a leak, if it's okay with you.
Steven H. Price: I'm just gonna go take a leak, if it's okay with you.
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Evelyn Stockard-Price: [Stephen H. Price is sneaking out of the room] : And where are you off to, Mr. Price? Checking the wiring on the animatronic mummies?
Steven H. Price: I'm just gonna go take a leak, if it's okay with you.
Steven H. Price: I'm just gonna go take a leak, if it's okay with you.
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Evelyn Stockard-Price: Get off me, you pervert!
Steven H. Price: Congratulations. I don't think Evelyn's said that to anything with testicles, ever.
Evelyn Stockard-Price: Very funny, Stephen. Have you?
Steven H. Price: Congratulations. I don't think Evelyn's said that to anything with testicles, ever.
Evelyn Stockard-Price: Very funny, Stephen. Have you?
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Evelyn Stockard-Price: Oh Steven, you poor clueless old geek, all it would have taken was a simple divorce and ripping our prenup into tiny itsy bitsy little pieces, but no matter how it ended please just know one thing , from the first moment I laid eyes on you I have always, always loved... your money. On the other hand just the sight of you has made me want to puke.
Steven H. Price: [grabbing Evelyn by the throat surprising her] Is that a fact princess? I mean you could have saved us all a great deal of time not to mention money if you'd have just let me in on it years ago.
Evelyn Stockard-Price: How?
Steven H. Price: You must be kidding me, I'm Steven goddamn Price.
Evelyn Stockard-Price: [trying to talk while steven is choking her] Sweetie?
Steven H. Price: Anything angel just speak it.
Evelyn Stockard-Price: What are you going to do?
Steven H. Price: Just what you wanted everyone here to believe in the first place, I'm gonna murder you evelyn with the greatest of pleasure.
Evelyn Stockard-Price: Witnesses.
Steven H. Price: [grabbing her by her hair and pulling her up off the floor] You're already dead Evelyn.
[kisses her]
Steven H. Price: Happy birthday baby.
Steven H. Price: [grabbing Evelyn by the throat surprising her] Is that a fact princess? I mean you could have saved us all a great deal of time not to mention money if you'd have just let me in on it years ago.
Evelyn Stockard-Price: How?
Steven H. Price: You must be kidding me, I'm Steven goddamn Price.
Evelyn Stockard-Price: [trying to talk while steven is choking her] Sweetie?
Steven H. Price: Anything angel just speak it.
Evelyn Stockard-Price: What are you going to do?
Steven H. Price: Just what you wanted everyone here to believe in the first place, I'm gonna murder you evelyn with the greatest of pleasure.
Evelyn Stockard-Price: Witnesses.
Steven H. Price: [grabbing her by her hair and pulling her up off the floor] You're already dead Evelyn.
[kisses her]
Steven H. Price: Happy birthday baby.
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Frederick Loren: [posing as his skeleton] Come with me murderess. Come with me.
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Frederick Loren: [to Annabelle] At last you've got it all, everything I had... even my life. But you're not going to live to enjoy it! Come with me, murderess, come with me!
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Frederick Loren: Don't let the ghosts and the ghouls disturb you, love.
Annabelle Loren: Darling, the only ghoul in the house is you!
Annabelle Loren: Darling, the only ghoul in the house is you!
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Frederick Loren: Don't stay up thinking of ways to get rid of me, it makes wrinkles.
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Frederick Loren: It's a pity you didn't know when you started your game of murder that I was playing too.
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Frederick Loren: It's almost time to lock up the house and then your party will really begin. I wonder how it will end...
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Frederick Loren: Mr. Pritchard here promises us genuine ghosts.
Watson Pritchard: 7 now. Maybe more before morning.
Watson Pritchard: 7 now. Maybe more before morning.
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Frederick Loren: Once, the door is locked, there is no way out. The windows have bars the jail would be proud of and the only door to the outside locks like a vault.
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Frederick Loren: Would you adore me as much if I were poor? No, all you want to be is a lovely widow.
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Kyle: Pretty creepy, isn't it? You know, they say that the souls of the people that died here apparently still haunt the house.
Michelle: You know, they also say that people who believe in ghost should be on Prozac.
Kyle: I'm sorry, Michelle, I wasn't listening, I was looking at your breasts.
Michelle: You know, they also say that people who believe in ghost should be on Prozac.
Kyle: I'm sorry, Michelle, I wasn't listening, I was looking at your breasts.
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