Haven Quotes

Humphrey Lyttelton: Hello and welcome back to "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue", the show to suit all ages... [looks out at the audience]
Humphrey Lyttelton: ... from the Late Neolithic to the Early Bronze.
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Humphrey Lyttelton: Incidentally, Colin's piano playing is widely believed by faith healers to hold miraculous powers. It once made a blind man deaf.
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Old Man: What are you doing? We don't have time to look at any dumb hooked rugs! We're trying to make it to Ollie's before dark!
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Shy: I don't start fights. I mean, look at this face. Come on.
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[chat-up lines]
Barry Cryer: Was your dad a king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you!
Jeremy Hardy: Was your dad a pancake chef? He must have been to make a tosser like you.
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