Head On Quotes

Emperor Zombie: Here it is! Bangang Pagro-Esh. The left eye of Nog. The jewel worshipped by the wizards of Mu and the black priests of Atlantis, finally passed down to Gung the Magnificent who was chosen by the gods to conquer the world with it! And now, it's mi... [sees the artifact, which is a turnip]
Emperor Zombie: Ew! [drops it]
Emperor Zombie: It's not a jewel, it's a dirty old piece of crap!
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Emperor Zombie: You let me down. You went on and on about how sweet the candy was, then told me not to put it in my mouth, and got mad at me when I did.
Screw-On Head: If by "candy," you mean ancient forbidden evil, then yes, I told you not to put it in your mouth.
Patience the Vampire: I think your forbidden evil is fresh as a daisy.
Emperor Zombie: Thank you, darling.
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Emperor Zombie: There's only one way to truly know everything you know.
Professor Fruen: Ask politely?
Emperor Zombie: I'm going... to smoke you.
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Gung: Foolish mortals!
Emperor Zombie: [shoots Gung] Do I look mortal to you?
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The Demigod: Your poor, sad, insignificant brains cannot conceive of the horror that is coming now! [short pause]
The Demigod: Right now. [longer pause]
The Demigod: Right this very instant! [break for advertisement]
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