Home Improvement Quote
Al: I think one of these days, you're going to run out of flannel jokes.
Tim: I don't think so, Al. Not with my "Complete Flannel Joke Book". [Tim pulls out a heavy dictionary-sized hardcover book labelled "The Complete Flannel Joke Book" from behind a prop and opens it]
Tim: "Why did the flannel cross the road? 'Cause Al was over there!" "Oh waiter, there's a fly in my flannel!" "Please... take my flannel!" [Al snatches the book from Tim]
Tim: Then there's your handy wallet-sized version! [Tim pulls a tiny hardcover book of the same color out of his pocket]
Tim: "How do you keep an idiot wearing flannel in suspense?" [Al snatches the second book]
Tim: See you tomorrow!
Tim: I don't think so, Al. Not with my "Complete Flannel Joke Book". [Tim pulls out a heavy dictionary-sized hardcover book labelled "The Complete Flannel Joke Book" from behind a prop and opens it]
Tim: "Why did the flannel cross the road? 'Cause Al was over there!" "Oh waiter, there's a fly in my flannel!" "Please... take my flannel!" [Al snatches the book from Tim]
Tim: Then there's your handy wallet-sized version! [Tim pulls a tiny hardcover book of the same color out of his pocket]
Tim: "How do you keep an idiot wearing flannel in suspense?" [Al snatches the second book]
Tim: See you tomorrow!
TV Show: Home Improvement
