Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Quotes
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Something tells me we're not going fishing this weekend.
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: That should make you happy.
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Blow it out your shorts, Ron!
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: That should make you happy.
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Blow it out your shorts, Ron!
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Ron Thompson: I'm your brother, Russ, you're not supposed to rat on your own brother!
Movie: Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: [when the kids are trapped in a trash bag on the curb] Hey, Szalinski, do they pick up your trash the same day they get ours?
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[Wayne shows Diane the shrunken couch]
Diane: [excited] Are you saying... it works? The machine works? [Wayne nods]
Diane: Do the kids know?
Wayne: Well, yeah, the kids know.
Diane: That's great!
Wayne: No, it's not great.
Diane: Why?
Wayne: I shrunk the kids.
Diane: ...What?
Wayne: And the Thompson kids too. They're about this big.
Diane: *What*?
Wayne: They're in the backyard. I threw them out with the trash. [just as Diane grabs hold of Wayne, the doorbell rings. Wayne opens the door to two police officers]
Female Cop: Hi. Um, you reported two missing children?
Wayne: Oh, there must be some mistake. Our children are in the backyard. Right, honey? [Diane faints]
Diane: [excited] Are you saying... it works? The machine works? [Wayne nods]
Diane: Do the kids know?
Wayne: Well, yeah, the kids know.
Diane: That's great!
Wayne: No, it's not great.
Diane: Why?
Wayne: I shrunk the kids.
Diane: ...What?
Wayne: And the Thompson kids too. They're about this big.
Diane: *What*?
Wayne: They're in the backyard. I threw them out with the trash. [just as Diane grabs hold of Wayne, the doorbell rings. Wayne opens the door to two police officers]
Female Cop: Hi. Um, you reported two missing children?
Wayne: Oh, there must be some mistake. Our children are in the backyard. Right, honey? [Diane faints]
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[after being saved from her drowning demise]
Amy Szalinski: Ugh, mud is still mud, no matter how small you are. I can't believe that some stores actually charge for this stuff.
Amy Szalinski: Ugh, mud is still mud, no matter how small you are. I can't believe that some stores actually charge for this stuff.
Movie: Honey, I Shrunk the Kids