Honeyglue Quotes
Morgan: I will always remember this night, kissing that very attractive boy-girl.
Jordan: It's girl-boy.
Jordan: It's girl-boy.
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[First lines] Morgan: My head feels like gallons of water stuck in a soda can. Is it leaking out of my eyes?
Jordan: Soda or water?
Morgan: Soda.
Jordan: Let me see. No, it's water.
Jordan: Soda or water?
Morgan: Soda.
Jordan: Let me see. No, it's water.
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Morgan: Your arms look like my arms.
Jordan: Your 8's look like 9's.
Morgan: It is a 9. My 9's look like 8's.
Jordan: Your 8's look like 9's.
Morgan: It is a 9. My 9's look like 8's.
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Jordan: Don't be sad if I don't call.
Morgan: I won't be.
Jordan: Would you be mad if I do call?
Morgan: You won't.
Jordan: How do you know?
Morgan: I gave you the wrong number.
Morgan: I won't be.
Jordan: Would you be mad if I do call?
Morgan: You won't.
Jordan: How do you know?
Morgan: I gave you the wrong number.
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Jordan: Can I come in?
Morgan: Why? There's no valuables inside.
Jordan: Just wanna see where the dragonfly sleeps.
Morgan: Why? There's no valuables inside.
Jordan: Just wanna see where the dragonfly sleeps.
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Morgan: Look, I don't mean to be mean, but I'm *really* tired.
Jordan: Oh, I'm not leaving until I find out something about you I don't like. Right now you are pretty perfect.
Jordan: Oh, I'm not leaving until I find out something about you I don't like. Right now you are pretty perfect.
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Morgan: What happened to your face?
Jordan: Someone broke my heart and it spread to my face.
Jordan: Someone broke my heart and it spread to my face.
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Dennis: Jordan, I didn't hear you come in last night. Did he knock or just creep up the back steps?
Morgan: I let him in dad.
Dennis: What time was that?
Jordan: I thought you were retired from being a detective.
Morgan: I let him in dad.
Dennis: What time was that?
Jordan: I thought you were retired from being a detective.
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[Morgan announces that she wants to marry Jordan the next day] Jordan: Hey... dad [awkwardly]
Jordan: , do you think I could borrow...
Dennis: [interrupts]Already! Seriously?
Jordan: , do you think I could borrow...
Dennis: [interrupts]Already! Seriously?
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