How I Met Your Mother Quote
[Barney gets the gang a copy of a porn movie starring 'the other' Ted Mosby]
Barney: Got it. Lance Hardwood, Sex Architect starring Ted Mosby.
Ted: Terrific.
Barney: [loads DVD] You'll notice I'm in the credits. I did some location scouting.
[DVD plays, showing Lance Hardwood and a woman]Lance Hardwood: [taps keys] Here are the plans for the new International Sex Building.
Ted: That really looks like our apartment.
Barney: It is. Oh, I should return these. [gives flat keys back to Ted]Woman: Oh, Sex Architect, you've done it again. Let's go celebrate on the couch.
Marshall, Ted, Robin and Lily: OOOOHH!!! [stand up suddenly from the couch in disgust]
Barney: Got it. Lance Hardwood, Sex Architect starring Ted Mosby.
Ted: Terrific.
Barney: [loads DVD] You'll notice I'm in the credits. I did some location scouting.
[DVD plays, showing Lance Hardwood and a woman]Lance Hardwood: [taps keys] Here are the plans for the new International Sex Building.
Ted: That really looks like our apartment.
Barney: It is. Oh, I should return these. [gives flat keys back to Ted]Woman: Oh, Sex Architect, you've done it again. Let's go celebrate on the couch.
Marshall, Ted, Robin and Lily: OOOOHH!!! [stand up suddenly from the couch in disgust]
TV Show: How I Met Your Mother
