How to Have an Accident in the Home Quotes
J.J. Fate: You know, accidents don't just happen by themselves. They have to be carelessly planned in advance. So step right up and have an accident. The average home is really a complicated piece of machinery, equipped with all the modern conveniences... for having an accident, if you inisist. [Donald lights up a pipe in a gas leak; explosion follows]
J.J. Fate: He did.
J.J. Fate: He did.
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