How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Quotes

Ben: Excuse me, ma'am.
Jeannie Ashcroft: Holy crap!
Ben: Where's Andie Anderson?
Jeannie Ashcroft: Uh, she's not here
Ben: Where is she?
Michelle Rubin: She quit.
Jeannie Ashcroft: She's got an interview in Washington.
Ben: When is she leaving?
Jeannie Ashcroft: Today.
Ben: When?
Jeannie Ashcroft: Well, like, now.
Ben: You're not a therapist, aren't you?
Michelle Rubin: Uh. No.
Ben: Good job, though. You owe me three hundred bucks.

Movie: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Andie: Like, do blondes, like, do they really have more fun?

Movie: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Andie: Hey, listen, Sparky. I have a masters in journalism from Columbia, my boss loves me, and if I do it her way for a while, I can write about whatever I want.
Ben: Like, shoes?

Movie: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Glenda: Now Andie, I hope you know that we expect you to come back here because you have held Ben to his lowest bull**** score since his tonsillectomy and we are thrilled!
Jack: LOWEST!
Andie: Why were all his other girlfriends bull**** losers?
Glenda: What other girlfriends? You are the first girl he ever brought home! Don't you break his heart now!

Movie: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Michelle Rubin: So, tell me, how long have you guys been seeing each other?
Andie: Seven days.
Michelle Rubin: Seven days. Interesting.
Ben: Is that too soon to be seeing a therapist?
Andie: Well, Ben, seven days isn't like a lifetime, or anything...
Ben: It's like a week.

Movie: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[Ben is trying to find words to be used as metaphors for diamonds]
Ben: How about 'Glitter'?
Tony: Thayer's favorite movie.
Thayer: It was underrated!

Movie: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days