How to Train Your Dragon Quote
Hiccup : Aw, come on! Let me out, please! I need to make my mark!
Gobber : Oh, you've made plenty of marks! All in the wrong places!
Hiccup : Please, two minutes! I'll kill a dragon, my life will get infinitely better, I might even get a date!
Gobber : You can't lift a hammer, you can't swing an axe, you can't even throw one of these! [ holds up a set of bolas ]
Hiccup : Okay, fine! But this... [ gestures to a catapult machine ]
Hiccup : ...will do it for me! [ He touches the machine and it goes off, firing a set of bolas out the window that hits a man ]
Gobber : Now, see this right here... [ gestures to Hiccup's machine ]
Gobber : ...is what I'm talking about!
Hiccup : Mild calibration issue...
Gobber : Don't you... no, Hiccup! If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this. [ gestures to all of Hiccup ]
Hiccup : But you just pointed to all of me!
Gobber : Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Hiccup : [ nodding and glaring at Gobber ] Oh...
Gobber : Oh, yeah!
Hiccup : You, sir, are playing a dangerous game! Keeping this much raw viking-ness contained! There will be consequences!
Gobber : [ deadpan ] I'll take my chances.
Gobber : Oh, you've made plenty of marks! All in the wrong places!
Hiccup : Please, two minutes! I'll kill a dragon, my life will get infinitely better, I might even get a date!
Gobber : You can't lift a hammer, you can't swing an axe, you can't even throw one of these! [ holds up a set of bolas ]
Hiccup : Okay, fine! But this... [ gestures to a catapult machine ]
Hiccup : ...will do it for me! [ He touches the machine and it goes off, firing a set of bolas out the window that hits a man ]
Gobber : Now, see this right here... [ gestures to Hiccup's machine ]
Gobber : ...is what I'm talking about!
Hiccup : Mild calibration issue...
Gobber : Don't you... no, Hiccup! If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this. [ gestures to all of Hiccup ]
Hiccup : But you just pointed to all of me!
Gobber : Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Hiccup : [ nodding and glaring at Gobber ] Oh...
Gobber : Oh, yeah!
Hiccup : You, sir, are playing a dangerous game! Keeping this much raw viking-ness contained! There will be consequences!
Gobber : [ deadpan ] I'll take my chances.
Movie: How to Train Your Dragon
