Humorous Flights Quote
Himself, Donald Ogden Stewart: I have, uh, brought with me an invention of mine, uh, which I call, uh, a, uh, a Tolstoy-o-phone in honor of that, uh, Russian novelist, who, uh, as you no doubt know, was the first novelist to have a bird lay an egg in his beard.
Movie: Humorous Flights