I Heart Huckabees Quotes
Albert Markovski: No, I'm not. I'm talking about not covering every square inch with houses and strip malls until you can't remember what happens when you stand in a meadow at dusk.
Bret: What happens in the meadow at dusk?
Albert Markovski: Everything!
Mrs. Hooten: Nothing!
Albert Markovski: Everything.
Mrs. Hooten: Nothing!
Albert Markovski: Everything!
Mrs. Hooten: Nothing!
Albert Markovski: It's beautiful.
Tommy Corn: It's beautiful.
Bret: What happens in the meadow at dusk?
Albert Markovski: Everything!
Mrs. Hooten: Nothing!
Albert Markovski: Everything.
Mrs. Hooten: Nothing!
Albert Markovski: Everything!
Mrs. Hooten: Nothing!
Albert Markovski: It's beautiful.
Tommy Corn: It's beautiful.
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Mr. Hooten: Stevo, I'm so disappointed.
Mrs. Hooten: It's all right. Look, he's sad. He's sad.
Mr. Hooten: I'm sorry Stevo. My bad. You didn't know.
Tommy Corn: You should be ashamed of yourself.
Mr. Hooten: I should be what?
Tommy Corn: You should be ashamed of yourself.
Mr. Hooten: And why's that? Why whould I be ashamed of myself?
Tommy Corn: You're a hypocrite.
Mr. Hooten: I'm a what?
Tommy Corn: You're misleading these children. 'Cause you're the destroyer, man.
Mr. Hooten: How am I the destroyer?
Tommy Corn: I saw that S.U.V. out there.
Mr. Hooten: My car's the destroyer? You wanna know how many miles per gallon I get?
Mrs. Hooten: It's all right. Look, he's sad. He's sad.
Mr. Hooten: I'm sorry Stevo. My bad. You didn't know.
Tommy Corn: You should be ashamed of yourself.
Mr. Hooten: I should be what?
Tommy Corn: You should be ashamed of yourself.
Mr. Hooten: And why's that? Why whould I be ashamed of myself?
Tommy Corn: You're a hypocrite.
Mr. Hooten: I'm a what?
Tommy Corn: You're misleading these children. 'Cause you're the destroyer, man.
Mr. Hooten: How am I the destroyer?
Tommy Corn: I saw that S.U.V. out there.
Mr. Hooten: My car's the destroyer? You wanna know how many miles per gallon I get?
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Albert Markovski: What is it, a crime? Is it a crime to look at Lange?
Vivian Jaffe: Albert, have you ever been in love?
Albert Markovski: What kind of question is that?
Vivian Jaffe: Albert, have you ever been in love?
Albert Markovski: What kind of question is that?
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Tommy Corn: How come we only ask ourselves the really big questions when something bad happens?
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Vivian Jaffe: And your girlfriend, the voice of Huckabees, is dressing like an Amish bag lady.
Brad Stand: Okay, I get it.
Bernard Jaffe: You know, Brad, suddenly, your star isn't rising anymore. It's sinking.
Brad Stand: Okay. I said I get it, Bernie. Relax.
Bernard Jaffe: Passive-aggressive.
Brad Stand: Shut up.
Bernard Jaffe: Aggressive-aggressive. [pause]
Bernard Jaffe: Shall we get back to the case?
Brad Stand: All right. What you got on me? Nothin'.
Bernard Jaffe: Our staff did a little field work in, uh, Cleveland.
Bernard Jaffe: What? Talk to my family?
Vivian Jaffe: [holding up a picture] Mommy and Daddy look awesome. So do you.
Brad Stand: You bastards.
Bernard Jaffe: But this guy... [Points to Brad's brother]
Bernard Jaffe: He doesn't look too good, does he, Brad?
Brad Stand: How could you do this? [starts to sob, then suddenly breaks into laughter]
Brad Stand: Are you kidding me? He weighs 250. He talks about geckos all the time.
Vivian Jaffe: I thought he was a sweet, sensitive young man.
Brad Stand: Oh, excuse me. You spoke to my sad, fat brother?
Vivian Jaffe: Indeed, I did, at length.
Bernard Jaffe: Well, if he's so sensitive, why doesn't he lose 70 pounds and stop talking about geckos. Maybe he'll find some friends.
Brad Stand: Okay, I get it.
Bernard Jaffe: You know, Brad, suddenly, your star isn't rising anymore. It's sinking.
Brad Stand: Okay. I said I get it, Bernie. Relax.
Bernard Jaffe: Passive-aggressive.
Brad Stand: Shut up.
Bernard Jaffe: Aggressive-aggressive. [pause]
Bernard Jaffe: Shall we get back to the case?
Brad Stand: All right. What you got on me? Nothin'.
Bernard Jaffe: Our staff did a little field work in, uh, Cleveland.
Bernard Jaffe: What? Talk to my family?
Vivian Jaffe: [holding up a picture] Mommy and Daddy look awesome. So do you.
Brad Stand: You bastards.
Bernard Jaffe: But this guy... [Points to Brad's brother]
Bernard Jaffe: He doesn't look too good, does he, Brad?
Brad Stand: How could you do this? [starts to sob, then suddenly breaks into laughter]
Brad Stand: Are you kidding me? He weighs 250. He talks about geckos all the time.
Vivian Jaffe: I thought he was a sweet, sensitive young man.
Brad Stand: Oh, excuse me. You spoke to my sad, fat brother?
Vivian Jaffe: Indeed, I did, at length.
Bernard Jaffe: Well, if he's so sensitive, why doesn't he lose 70 pounds and stop talking about geckos. Maybe he'll find some friends.
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