I Spy Quotes
D.D. Cummings: You know, I used to clean my own cell. I was once even named 'Inmate of the Month'. Never got to use the parking space, though.
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Fegan Floop: [sings] It's a cruel, cruel world, all you little boys and girls / And some mean, nasty people want to have you for their supper!
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Man-handled guard 1: Feeling anybetter?
Man-handled guard 2: No, my deformed friend. Like all quantities, horror has it's ultimate. And I am that.
Man-handled guard 1: Hey! That's from The Brain that wouldn't die, I loved that movie! I never thought I'd find myself relating to Jan-in-the-Pan.
Man-handled guard 2: No, my deformed friend. Like all quantities, horror has it's ultimate. And I am that.
Man-handled guard 1: Hey! That's from The Brain that wouldn't die, I loved that movie! I never thought I'd find myself relating to Jan-in-the-Pan.
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Shane Phillips: You don't even care if I understand your jokes, right?
D.D. Cummings: I care - but it's not critical.
D.D. Cummings: I care - but it's not critical.
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[Commentary on Kelly's receiving a blown kiss.]
Alexander Scott: The wonderfulness of your charm.
Alexander Scott: The wonderfulness of your charm.
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[Contemplating a solid gold stove]
Kelly Robinson: I can just imagine the look on their faces when we unload a million dollars worth of stove on them. 875 pounds worth.
Alexander Scott: Yeah.
Kelly Robinson: Suppose by the time it got to Internal Revenue it only weighed 800 pounds?
Alexander Scott: See what you mean. Well the lid's loose, maybe the damper door?
Kelly Robinson: 75 lbs of gold must be worth a lot of money.
Alexander Scott: Seventy-two thousand.
Kelly Robinson: Already figured it out, huh?
Alexander Scott: Yeah. $60 an ounce on the Chinese black market. I think I can get $70 an ounce. I know a guy...
Kelly Robinson: $70 an ounce! Whew. A couple of one-way tickets to Tahiti would scarcely put a dent in it!
Alexander Scott: No sir. Have you ever seen a Taihitian hula? [Sings]
Alexander Scott: Do-dump-de-dumpdy... You take the door and I'll take the lid.
Kelly Robinson: While we're at it we may want to hack off a couple of legs. We may want to entertain!
Alexander Scott: Right!
Kelly Robinson: No, we'd only lose our pension benefits.
Alexander Scott: Think we'd lose our jobs?
Kelly Robinson: Yeah. Such wonderful jobs too.
Alexander Scott: And the hospitalization is free.
Kelly Robinson: All those wonderful orthopedic devices.
Alexander Scott: I just love plaster of paris.
Kelly Robinson: Right.
Kelly Robinson: I can just imagine the look on their faces when we unload a million dollars worth of stove on them. 875 pounds worth.
Alexander Scott: Yeah.
Kelly Robinson: Suppose by the time it got to Internal Revenue it only weighed 800 pounds?
Alexander Scott: See what you mean. Well the lid's loose, maybe the damper door?
Kelly Robinson: 75 lbs of gold must be worth a lot of money.
Alexander Scott: Seventy-two thousand.
Kelly Robinson: Already figured it out, huh?
Alexander Scott: Yeah. $60 an ounce on the Chinese black market. I think I can get $70 an ounce. I know a guy...
Kelly Robinson: $70 an ounce! Whew. A couple of one-way tickets to Tahiti would scarcely put a dent in it!
Alexander Scott: No sir. Have you ever seen a Taihitian hula? [Sings]
Alexander Scott: Do-dump-de-dumpdy... You take the door and I'll take the lid.
Kelly Robinson: While we're at it we may want to hack off a couple of legs. We may want to entertain!
Alexander Scott: Right!
Kelly Robinson: No, we'd only lose our pension benefits.
Alexander Scott: Think we'd lose our jobs?
Kelly Robinson: Yeah. Such wonderful jobs too.
Alexander Scott: And the hospitalization is free.
Kelly Robinson: All those wonderful orthopedic devices.
Alexander Scott: I just love plaster of paris.
Kelly Robinson: Right.
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Alexander Scott: Has anyone told you how good you look in that?
Kelly Robinson: Why, no...
Alexander Scott: Well, if they do, smack 'em in the face real fast, because they're not your friend.
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Alexander Scott: Hey, what're you doing?
Kelly Robinson: I've come to save you.
Alexander Scott: You can't, man, I've got a boat coming, now get outa here!
Kelly Robinson: But I've come to rescue you.
Alexander Scott: You CAN'T rescue me NOW.
Kelly Robinson: How come you always embarrass me when I'm rescuing you.
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Alexander Scott: I enjoy being made a fool of when I'm pleading for my country. It gives me a warm glow all over.
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Alexander Scott: This is how far a cigarette burns in five minutes.
Kelly Robinson: Is there no limit to the wonderfulness of your mind.
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Alexander Scott: Well you have to get beat up every once in a while otherwise you go soft, right Kel?
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Kelly Robinson: Don't you ever bring a silencer?
Alexander Scott: Ruins the line of my suit.
Kelly Robinson: Mine too.
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