I Spy Quote
[Contemplating a solid gold stove]
Kelly Robinson: I can just imagine the look on their faces when we unload a million dollars worth of stove on them. 875 pounds worth.
Alexander Scott: Yeah.
Kelly Robinson: Suppose by the time it got to Internal Revenue it only weighed 800 pounds?
Alexander Scott: See what you mean. Well the lid's loose, maybe the damper door?
Kelly Robinson: 75 lbs of gold must be worth a lot of money.
Alexander Scott: Seventy-two thousand.
Kelly Robinson: Already figured it out, huh?
Alexander Scott: Yeah. $60 an ounce on the Chinese black market. I think I can get $70 an ounce. I know a guy...
Kelly Robinson: $70 an ounce! Whew. A couple of one-way tickets to Tahiti would scarcely put a dent in it!
Alexander Scott: No sir. Have you ever seen a Taihitian hula? [Sings]
Alexander Scott: Do-dump-de-dumpdy... You take the door and I'll take the lid.
Kelly Robinson: While we're at it we may want to hack off a couple of legs. We may want to entertain!
Alexander Scott: Right!
Kelly Robinson: No, we'd only lose our pension benefits.
Alexander Scott: Think we'd lose our jobs?
Kelly Robinson: Yeah. Such wonderful jobs too.
Alexander Scott: And the hospitalization is free.
Kelly Robinson: All those wonderful orthopedic devices.
Alexander Scott: I just love plaster of paris.
Kelly Robinson: Right.
Kelly Robinson: I can just imagine the look on their faces when we unload a million dollars worth of stove on them. 875 pounds worth.
Alexander Scott: Yeah.
Kelly Robinson: Suppose by the time it got to Internal Revenue it only weighed 800 pounds?
Alexander Scott: See what you mean. Well the lid's loose, maybe the damper door?
Kelly Robinson: 75 lbs of gold must be worth a lot of money.
Alexander Scott: Seventy-two thousand.
Kelly Robinson: Already figured it out, huh?
Alexander Scott: Yeah. $60 an ounce on the Chinese black market. I think I can get $70 an ounce. I know a guy...
Kelly Robinson: $70 an ounce! Whew. A couple of one-way tickets to Tahiti would scarcely put a dent in it!
Alexander Scott: No sir. Have you ever seen a Taihitian hula? [Sings]
Alexander Scott: Do-dump-de-dumpdy... You take the door and I'll take the lid.
Kelly Robinson: While we're at it we may want to hack off a couple of legs. We may want to entertain!
Alexander Scott: Right!
Kelly Robinson: No, we'd only lose our pension benefits.
Alexander Scott: Think we'd lose our jobs?
Kelly Robinson: Yeah. Such wonderful jobs too.
Alexander Scott: And the hospitalization is free.
Kelly Robinson: All those wonderful orthopedic devices.
Alexander Scott: I just love plaster of paris.
Kelly Robinson: Right.
TV Show: I Spy
