iCarly Quotes
Sam: Hi, Gibby!
Freddie: Have the greatest birthday.
Sam: Go crazy.
Carly: Kiss your pretty girl!
Sam: Sorry we're still trapped at Webicon.
Carly: Forgive us!
Freddie: Have fun!
Sam: And please make sure you save some cake for us!
Carly, Sam and Freddie: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Guppy: Happy birthday!
Gibby: You know it's not my birthday...there's something suspicious going on.
Carly: Every fourth.
Freddie: Word!
Sam: Every fourth!
Freddie: Word!
Gibby: Every fourth. Word.
Guppy: Every fourth. Word.
Freddie: Have the greatest birthday.
Sam: Go crazy.
Carly: Kiss your pretty girl!
Sam: Sorry we're still trapped at Webicon.
Carly: Forgive us!
Freddie: Have fun!
Sam: And please make sure you save some cake for us!
Carly, Sam and Freddie: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Guppy: Happy birthday!
Gibby: You know it's not my birthday...there's something suspicious going on.
Carly: Every fourth.
Freddie: Word!
Sam: Every fourth!
Freddie: Word!
Gibby: Every fourth. Word.
Guppy: Every fourth. Word.
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Nora: Okay, Sam, your turn, give me a noun.
Sam: Blood.
Nora: Okay. Now Freddie, you supply an adjective.
Freddie: Psychotic.
Nora: Oh, good one! And Carly, a verb.
Carly: Choke.
Nora: Well, you've already used choke three times, but okay. Oh, mad libs are endless fun.
Sam: Blood.
Nora: Okay. Now Freddie, you supply an adjective.
Freddie: Psychotic.
Nora: Oh, good one! And Carly, a verb.
Carly: Choke.
Nora: Well, you've already used choke three times, but okay. Oh, mad libs are endless fun.
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Gibby: Do you have Carly, Sam, and Freddie trapped here?
Nora: No. Good day.
Gibby: Wait. Are you sure they're not here?
Nora: Yes, there's no one in my basement.
Gibby: I didn't say anything about a basement.
Nora: (Pauses)No one sees the wizard! (shuts the window on her door)
Nora: No. Good day.
Gibby: Wait. Are you sure they're not here?
Nora: Yes, there's no one in my basement.
Gibby: I didn't say anything about a basement.
Nora: (Pauses)No one sees the wizard! (shuts the window on her door)
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(after Sam knocks Nora unconscious)
Guppy: Happy birthday! (holds up a flower)
Gibby: ...Thanks, buddy. (he takes the flower, and they all hug eachother and cheer)
Guppy: Happy birthday! (holds up a flower)
Gibby: ...Thanks, buddy. (he takes the flower, and they all hug eachother and cheer)
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Carly: ...Maybe we shouldn't have called the cops on Nora.
Sam: She kidnapped us!
Carly: Yeah, but she just wanted friends...and she bought us Chinese food...
Sam: She'll have plenty of friends in prison.
Carly: Well yeah, but those aren't quality friends.
Sam: She kidnapped us!
Carly: Yeah, but she just wanted friends...and she bought us Chinese food...
Sam: She'll have plenty of friends in prison.
Carly: Well yeah, but those aren't quality friends.
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(deleted scene)
Carly: Sam!
Sam: (holding a bottle of hot sauce) Ah, just let me eat the chicken?
Carly: No! You need to go to iCarly.com.
Sam: After I eat the chicken?
Carly: No! You should be on iCarly.com right now!
Sam: Why, is there an awesome new video on iCarly.com?
Carly: Yeah!
Sam: Is there a new blog on iCarly.com?
Carly: Yeah, and pics, and other cool stuff.
Sam: All on iCarly.com?
Carly: All on iCarly.com.
Sam: Come on, let's eat the chicken.
Carly: No.
Sam: Bummer!
Carly: Sam!
Sam: (holding a bottle of hot sauce) Ah, just let me eat the chicken?
Carly: No! You need to go to iCarly.com.
Sam: After I eat the chicken?
Carly: No! You should be on iCarly.com right now!
Sam: Why, is there an awesome new video on iCarly.com?
Carly: Yeah!
Sam: Is there a new blog on iCarly.com?
Carly: Yeah, and pics, and other cool stuff.
Sam: All on iCarly.com?
Carly: All on iCarly.com.
Sam: Come on, let's eat the chicken.
Carly: No.
Sam: Bummer!
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Carly: (to Adam via video chat) Freddie was just heading out.
Freddie: (wearing a sailor's hat) Ah. Guess i'm heading out.
Carly: Leave the hat.
Freddie: No, I NEED TO WEAR IT! (runs)
Freddie: (wearing a sailor's hat) Ah. Guess i'm heading out.
Carly: Leave the hat.
Freddie: No, I NEED TO WEAR IT! (runs)
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Carly: Of course, we tried to go to Webicon last year...
Freddie: But we were captured by a maniac who locked us in her basement.
Sam: She tried to kill our friend Gibby!
Carly: But luckily, Gibby took his shirt off and beat her down.
Gibby: GIBBAY.
Freddie: But we were captured by a maniac who locked us in her basement.
Sam: She tried to kill our friend Gibby!
Carly: But luckily, Gibby took his shirt off and beat her down.
Gibby: GIBBAY.
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Freddie: It's an MMORPG.
Carly: An MM-what?
Spencer and Freddie: (shrug) Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game. (they knuckle clash lightly)
Carly: ...I blame myself for asking what.
Carly: An MM-what?
Spencer and Freddie: (shrug) Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game. (they knuckle clash lightly)
Carly: ...I blame myself for asking what.
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Spencer: Well EXCUSE ME, but i'm pretty sure your costume's not supposed to have a...MUSTARD STAIN RIGHT THERE!
Aspartamay: I had a corn dog!
Spencer: Interesting, because Aspartamay is supposed to be a VEGETARIAN!!!
Aspartamay: I had a corn dog!
Spencer: Interesting, because Aspartamay is supposed to be a VEGETARIAN!!!
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(after Carly returns from trying to talk to Adam)
Sam: Hey.
Carly: Don't "hey" me!
Freddie: Did you tell Adam that Sam was kidding?
Carly: Yes, but he still thinks you and I have some thing going on.
Sam: Why?
Carly: 'Cause you just said so into a microphone!
Sam: Well then, bring him back in here. I'll fix this.
Carly: He won't come back. He's outside waiting for a shuttle.
Sam: A shuttle?
Carly: Yes! A shuttle is gonna come get my cute future husband and shuttle him right out of my life!
Sam: Hey.
Carly: Don't "hey" me!
Freddie: Did you tell Adam that Sam was kidding?
Carly: Yes, but he still thinks you and I have some thing going on.
Sam: Why?
Carly: 'Cause you just said so into a microphone!
Sam: Well then, bring him back in here. I'll fix this.
Carly: He won't come back. He's outside waiting for a shuttle.
Sam: A shuttle?
Carly: Yes! A shuttle is gonna come get my cute future husband and shuttle him right out of my life!
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Spencer: Dude! Are you okay?
Carly: (straightening his jacket) Those girls almost tore you to pieces!
Freddie: I know! (brief pause, yells excitedly, pushes the security guard's hands aside and runs back into the mob of girls)
Carly: (straightening his jacket) Those girls almost tore you to pieces!
Freddie: I know! (brief pause, yells excitedly, pushes the security guard's hands aside and runs back into the mob of girls)
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Aspartamay: You have the breath of a dastardly goat with infected gums.
Spencer: Your words have no bite. For they are spoken by a gutless thief. Sprung from a lineage of cowards and hog farmers! (the crowd gasps)
Aspartamay: ...Okay, seriously dude, you take that back right now.
Spencer: No returns, man. Put it out there and it's staying out there!
Spencer: Your words have no bite. For they are spoken by a gutless thief. Sprung from a lineage of cowards and hog farmers! (the crowd gasps)
Aspartamay: ...Okay, seriously dude, you take that back right now.
Spencer: No returns, man. Put it out there and it's staying out there!
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Spencer: I'm gonna go sign up for the stume contest.
Sam: Stume?
Spencer: It's a cool abbreviation for costume.
Sam: Oh, that is cool.
Spencer: DON'T BE AN ERK.
Sam: Stume?
Spencer: It's a cool abbreviation for costume.
Sam: Oh, that is cool.
Spencer: DON'T BE AN ERK.
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Craig: So you and Freddie are dating.
Carly: I want him out of here! Can someone get him out of here? (Corbin looks at Craig and Eric, and security walks them out)
Eric: Great, now you got us kicked out. Just like the Teen Choice Awards.
Craig: Oh, that was your fault.
Eric: You're the one who had to touch Justin Bieber's hair!
Carly: I want him out of here! Can someone get him out of here? (Corbin looks at Craig and Eric, and security walks them out)
Eric: Great, now you got us kicked out. Just like the Teen Choice Awards.
Craig: Oh, that was your fault.
Eric: You're the one who had to touch Justin Bieber's hair!
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Corbin Davis: I was supposed to be your leaizon last year, but then you went and got kidnapped by that psychopath.
Sam: Yeah, Nora...
Carly: We remember...
Freddie: She had a chicken.
Sam: Yeah, Nora...
Carly: We remember...
Freddie: She had a chicken.
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Corbin Davis: Come on! They'll listen to you guys!
Carly: Attention?! (Sam and Freddie try to call out over her)
Freddie: STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!(the audience quiets and turns to them) ...Por fin!
Carly: Now, please listen! NOONE is dating anyone on iCarly! I'm not dating Freddie... (she puts her hand on his arm) Freddie's not dating Sam...NONE...of us are dating! (brief moment of silence)
Congressman: YOU lie!(the crowd continues to fight)
Carly: Attention?! (Sam and Freddie try to call out over her)
Freddie: STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!(the audience quiets and turns to them) ...Por fin!
Carly: Now, please listen! NOONE is dating anyone on iCarly! I'm not dating Freddie... (she puts her hand on his arm) Freddie's not dating Sam...NONE...of us are dating! (brief moment of silence)
Congressman: YOU lie!(the crowd continues to fight)
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Sam: (about the fan war) This is like one of my family reunions. Except most of these people are wearing shoes.
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Spencer: Release the girl!
Aspartamay: Say your costume's lame.
Spencer: Okay...YOUR COSTUME'S LAME!(the crowd members laugh)
Aspartamay: You know that's not what I meant!
Aspartamay: Say your costume's lame.
Spencer: Okay...YOUR COSTUME'S LAME!(the crowd members laugh)
Aspartamay: You know that's not what I meant!
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Creddier: I gotta agree with, uh, Hairbow and Pearpad...anybody who's ever even been to iCarly.com can easily see that Carly and Freddie are in love. (the crowd starts to break out at each other)
Freddie: No, we're not!
Carly: We really aren't. ...We really aren't.
Craig: Admit it!
Eric: Sit down! (grabs Craig and pulls him to the floor)
Sam: Relax...mama's got this. (takes her and Carly's microphones and bashes them together. It makes a shrill echo as the audience members cover their ears. After it stops, she gives Carly her microphone back) Alright! Listen up! (pause) ...It's true, Carly and Freddie are deeply in love. (the audience members continue to argue, Adam looks displeased and Carly looks at Sam in shock) Oh, come on! This is fun!
Freddie: No, we're not!
Carly: We really aren't. ...We really aren't.
Craig: Admit it!
Eric: Sit down! (grabs Craig and pulls him to the floor)
Sam: Relax...mama's got this. (takes her and Carly's microphones and bashes them together. It makes a shrill echo as the audience members cover their ears. After it stops, she gives Carly her microphone back) Alright! Listen up! (pause) ...It's true, Carly and Freddie are deeply in love. (the audience members continue to argue, Adam looks displeased and Carly looks at Sam in shock) Oh, come on! This is fun!
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Security officer: (to the people quarreling with each other) Stop fighting! You don't need to do this! Have you no sense of decency?!?
Carly: (is playing with a Rubix cube and completes one side, then turns to Sam) Look! I got one side done.
Sam: Nice.
Carly: (is playing with a Rubix cube and completes one side, then turns to Sam) Look! I got one side done.
Sam: Nice.
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