Ice Age: Collision Course Quotes
Gavin: While you run for your lives, we'll be high in the sky, safe as those birdies. [One meteor hits a bird]
Gavin: Lucky shot. [More meteors hit more birds]
Gavin: Another lucky shot.
Gavin: Lucky shot. [More meteors hit more birds]
Gavin: Another lucky shot.
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Manny: [Crash and Eddie keep drumming all the time]Do you mind?
Crash: He sucks the fun out of everything.
Eddie: FUNSUCKER!
Crash: He sucks the fun out of everything.
Eddie: FUNSUCKER!
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Sid: [from trailer]Everybody has somebody and all I've got is my boyish good looks and this Mariachi band.
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Granny: That plan is so dumb I wish it had a face so I could smack it.
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Manny: [from trailer]Hey, look, shooting stars!
Sid: Ooh, quick, make a wish! You gotta make a wish! [One of the meteors catapults him on top of a tree]
Manny: Wow, my wish came true.
Sid: I'm okay! [flames from the meteor burnt him]
Diego: Mine too.
Sid: Ooh, quick, make a wish! You gotta make a wish! [One of the meteors catapults him on top of a tree]
Manny: Wow, my wish came true.
Sid: I'm okay! [flames from the meteor burnt him]
Diego: Mine too.
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Buck: [Buck, Gavin, Gertie and Roger crash into the snow]The weasel has landed.
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Sid: Hurry, Granny!
Granny: Don't hurry me! I've been struck by lightining... [Is struck by lightning, seemingly killed]
Sid: Granny!
Granny: [Is struck again and brought back to life]... more times that you've had breakfast.
Granny: Don't hurry me! I've been struck by lightining... [Is struck by lightning, seemingly killed]
Sid: Granny!
Granny: [Is struck again and brought back to life]... more times that you've had breakfast.
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Granny: I hate llamas. They spit and smell bad.
Diego: So do you.
Crash ,
Eddie: So do we! [They high five]
Diego: So do you.
Crash ,
Eddie: So do we! [They high five]
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Granny: Well, I'm out of cake, but I got salami!
Shira: [rushing mammals down the volcano]Faster, faster!
Granny: I'mouttacakebutIgotsalami!
Shira: [rushing mammals down the volcano]Faster, faster!
Granny: I'mouttacakebutIgotsalami!
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Sid: Sounds like it's slowing down. Yep! It's definitely over! [a meteor lands in front of him, charring his fur and burning his nipples so they glow]
Sid: Except for that one...
Sid: Except for that one...
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Julian: [to Diego]Take it easy; my tiger brother from another tiger mother.
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Manny: [Playing hockey with Peaches]He fakes left, he fakes right...
Peaches: He fakes knowing how to play!
Peaches: He fakes knowing how to play!
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Crash: [from trailer]Where are we?
Brooke: Here he is. The master of meditation. The supreme sovereign. The Shangri Llama! [Shangri Llama spits into a bowl which a Geotopia Aardvark holds]
Diego: This is the guy who's gonna save us?
Shangri Llama: Yes, but first... downward dog! [Manny, Sid, and Diego do the downward dog pose]
Shangri Llama: Caterpillar! [Diego tries to do the caterpillar pose]
Shangri Llama: Funky chicken, bouncing Betty, mashed potato!
Sid: [doing the mashed potato bounce]Hey, this is kind of easy. [he gets tied up with Granny]
Sid: Could you help me, please? My nose is dangerously close to my butt.
Brooke: Here he is. The master of meditation. The supreme sovereign. The Shangri Llama! [Shangri Llama spits into a bowl which a Geotopia Aardvark holds]
Diego: This is the guy who's gonna save us?
Shangri Llama: Yes, but first... downward dog! [Manny, Sid, and Diego do the downward dog pose]
Shangri Llama: Caterpillar! [Diego tries to do the caterpillar pose]
Shangri Llama: Funky chicken, bouncing Betty, mashed potato!
Sid: [doing the mashed potato bounce]Hey, this is kind of easy. [he gets tied up with Granny]
Sid: Could you help me, please? My nose is dangerously close to my butt.
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Sid: We're gonna stop this thing, bada-bing, bada-boom. Er... Forget I said boom.
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Buck: Try not to make any friction.
Eddie: No friction. Got it. [Pull back to show Crash and Eddie rubbing their feet on Manny's fur]
Crash: Cool beans. What exactly is friction?
Eddie: No friction. Got it. [Pull back to show Crash and Eddie rubbing their feet on Manny's fur]
Crash: Cool beans. What exactly is friction?
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Buck: The mother of all asteroids, screaming towards us. But I got a plan! Who's with me?
Crash ,
Eddie: Crash and Eddie reporting for duty!
Eddie: Haha! Doody. [He and Crash laugh]
Crash ,
Eddie: Crash and Eddie reporting for duty!
Eddie: Haha! Doody. [He and Crash laugh]
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[from trailer] Julian: We look so cool, like a ninja. [he trips and falls]
Granny: And no sucking was a strategy.
Granny: And no sucking was a strategy.
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Sid: [Speaking into a twig like it were a phone]I can't find the bride. Why can't I find the bride?
Diego: Because you're speaking into a twig.
Party Molehog: [Also speaking into a twig]Mom, I can't talk right now. I'm at a wedding.
Diego: Because you're speaking into a twig.
Party Molehog: [Also speaking into a twig]Mom, I can't talk right now. I'm at a wedding.
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Crash: Baby made a poopie.
Eddie: I'm a method actor, so I will need to be changed.
Eddie: I'm a method actor, so I will need to be changed.
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[first lines] Neil deBuck Weasel: Since the beginning of time, we have wondered how the universe came to be. A gloriously orchestrated plan? A chance series of events? Or something much, much... dumber?
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Diego: [Watching some kids playing while eating some berries]I keep picturing our own kid in there, he'd be the best one.
Shira: I think you meant she.
Diego: He
Shira: Either way Diego we've been over this kids are afraid of us.
Diego: Yeah but why?
Panicked Start: [a young start and aardvark see Diego and Shira and mistake the grape juice on their mouths for blood]Are they gonna eat us?
Shira: Hi kids.
Panicked Start: Ahhh! [both run away]
Shira: I even smiled this time.
Shira: I think you meant she.
Diego: He
Shira: Either way Diego we've been over this kids are afraid of us.
Diego: Yeah but why?
Panicked Start: [a young start and aardvark see Diego and Shira and mistake the grape juice on their mouths for blood]Are they gonna eat us?
Shira: Hi kids.
Panicked Start: Ahhh! [both run away]
Shira: I even smiled this time.
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Panicked Start: [Walking up to Diego and Shira with her aardvark friend]Um, excuse me. Is it true you saved the world from an asteroid?
Diego: Uhh [Looks at Shira and smiles]
Shira: That's a very scary story. You think you can handle it?
Panicked Start: Yeah... How scary?
Diego: Well we were. [the Aardvark runs under Diego's arm and the Start sits in front of Shira]
Diego: It was almost midnight and we were up against volcanoes, Dino birds, and the end of the world.
Shira: Oh! and Zombies don't forget about the Zombies. [Looks at Diego]
Shira: You know we'd be great parents.
Diego: So I turned to Bigfoot and I say Listen big guy.
Diego: Uhh [Looks at Shira and smiles]
Shira: That's a very scary story. You think you can handle it?
Panicked Start: Yeah... How scary?
Diego: Well we were. [the Aardvark runs under Diego's arm and the Start sits in front of Shira]
Diego: It was almost midnight and we were up against volcanoes, Dino birds, and the end of the world.
Shira: Oh! and Zombies don't forget about the Zombies. [Looks at Diego]
Shira: You know we'd be great parents.
Diego: So I turned to Bigfoot and I say Listen big guy.
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Shira: [about Buck]Wait, this half a snack is a dinosaur whisperer?
Buck: [Holds her paw]And expert Salsa dancer [Begins dancing around her]
Buck: [Holds her paw]And expert Salsa dancer [Begins dancing around her]
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