Idiocracy Quotes
Rita: Can you take me there?
Rita: [Points at TV where Monday Night Rehab is showing]
Rita: [Frito lifts Rita to TV]
Rita: Not here you ****ing moron - there!
Rita: [Points at TV where Monday Night Rehab is showing]
Rita: [Frito lifts Rita to TV]
Rita: Not here you ****ing moron - there!
Movie: Idiocracy
Doctor: Don't worry scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.
Movie: Idiocracy
Doctor in Waiting Room: Clevon is lucky to be alive. He attempted to jump a jet ski from a lake into a swimming pool and impaled his crotch on an iron gate. But thanks to advances in stem cell research and the fine work of Doctors Krinsky and Altschuler, he should regain full reproductive function again.
Trashy Guy: [in the background] Get your hands off my junk!
Trashy Guy: [in the background] Get your hands off my junk!
Movie: Idiocracy
Officer Collins: [addressing military brass about Rita's background] We did, however have to come to an arrangement with her pimp. A gentleman who goes by the name Upgrayedd. Which he spells thusly, with two D's, as he says, "for a double dose of this pimping".
Movie: Idiocracy