Incredibles 2 Quotes
Incredibles 2
The Incredibles hero family takes on a new mission, which involves a change in family roles: Bob Parr (Mr Incredible) must manage the house while his wife Helen (Elastigirl) goes out to save the world.
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PG | 1h 58min | Animation, Action, Adventure | 15 June 2018 (USA)
Edna Mode: [to the tired Bob, who is holding Jack-Jack]Done properly, parenting is a heroic act... done properly.
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Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: [as Bob helps him with his math]That's... not the way you're supposed to do it, Dad. [turns his book around]
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: They want us to do it this...
Bob Parr: I don't KNOW that way, why would they change math? Math is math, math is math!
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: [as Bob talks over him]I think it's okay, Dad...
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: They want us to do it this...
Bob Parr: I don't KNOW that way, why would they change math? Math is math, math is math!
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: [as Bob talks over him]I think it's okay, Dad...
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[from trailer] Bob Parr: Suit up! It might get weird.
Lucius Best: I'll be there, ASAP.
Honey: Where are you going ASAP? You better be back ASAP!
Lucius Best: I'll be there, ASAP.
Honey: Where are you going ASAP? You better be back ASAP!
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Screenslaver: The Screenslaver interrupts this program for an important announcement. Don't bother watching the rest. Elastigirl doesn't save the day; she only postpones her defeat. And while she postpones her defeat, you eat chips and watch her invert problems that you are too lazy to deal with. Superheroes are part of a brainless desire to replace true experience with simulation. You don't talk, you watch talk shows. You don't play games, you watch game shows. Travel, relationships, risk; every meaningful experience must be packaged and delivered to you to watch at a distance so that you can remain ever-sheltered, ever-passive, ever-ravenous consumers who can't train themselves to rise from their couches to break a sweat, and participate in life. You want superheroes to protect you, and make yourselves ever more powerless in the process. Well, you tell yourselves you're being looked after. That you're inches from being served and your rights are being upheld. So that the system can keep stealing from you, smiling at you all the while. Go ahead, send your supers to stop me. Grab your snacks, watch your screens, and see what happens. You are no longer in control. I am.
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Helen Parr: [to Bob]You know it's crazy, right? To help my family, I gotta leave it to fix the law, I gotta break it.
Bob Parr: You've got to, so our kids can have that choice.
Bob Parr: You've got to, so our kids can have that choice.
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Helen Parr: I missed Jack-Jack's FIRST POWER!
Bob Parr: Actually you missed his first SEVENTEEN!
Bob Parr: Actually you missed his first SEVENTEEN!
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Bob Parr: Hey! You did this, can you UN-do it?
Krushauer: You want me to... UN-crush?
Bob Parr: What, no one's ever asked for that?
Krushauer: No! What you want un-crush for?
Bob Parr: So I can- Never mind. [He starts running off]
Krushauer: What if I tell you to un-punch someone, what you do then?
Krushauer: You want me to... UN-crush?
Bob Parr: What, no one's ever asked for that?
Krushauer: No! What you want un-crush for?
Bob Parr: So I can- Never mind. [He starts running off]
Krushauer: What if I tell you to un-punch someone, what you do then?
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[Violet and Dash demand to know why Bob hasn't told Helen about Jack-Jack's powers] Bob Parr: Because I'm formulating, okay! I'm taking in information! I'm processing! I'm doing the math, I'm fixing the boyfriend, and keeping the baby from turning into a flaming monster! How do I do it? By rolling with the punches, baby! I eat thunder and crap lightening, okay? Because I'm Mr. Incredible! Not Mr. So-So or Mr. Mediocre Guy! Mr. Incredible! [Violet and Dash are silent for a moment after Bob's rant]
Violet Parr: We should call Lucius.
Bob Parr: No, I can handle it! There's no way I'm gonna... [yells]
Bob Parr: [Jack-Jack goes flying through the walls, catapulting himself towards the pool in the backyard, and Bob runs after him to catch him]
Violet Parr: I'm calling Lucius.
Violet Parr: We should call Lucius.
Bob Parr: No, I can handle it! There's no way I'm gonna... [yells]
Bob Parr: [Jack-Jack goes flying through the walls, catapulting himself towards the pool in the backyard, and Bob runs after him to catch him]
Violet Parr: I'm calling Lucius.
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Lucius Best: [about Jack-Jack; to tired-out Bob]Looks normal to me. When did this start happening?
Bob Parr: Since Helen got the job.
Lucius Best: I assume she knows.
Bob Parr: Are you kidding? I can't tell her about this, not while she's doing hero work!
Jack-Jack Parr: [sees Helen on the TV]Mama!
Helen Parr: [on television; reused footage of The Incredibles]Girls, come on! Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so!
Jack-Jack Parr: Mama! [points at the TV]
Bob Parr: [turns off the TV with the remote]I've got to succeed! So she can succeed! So WE can succeed!
Lucius Best: I get it, Bob! I get it! When was the last time you slept?
Bob Parr: Who keeps track of that? Besides, he's a baby. I can handle it, I got this handled.
Lucius Best: So... you're good then? You got everything under control? Right? [sees Jack-Jack playing with the remote, who then disappears into another dimension]
Lucius Best: WHAT THE - ?
Bob Parr: Cookie! Jack-Jack, want a cookie? Num num, cookie? [Jack-Jack makes noises from the other dimension]
Bob Parr: Jack-Jack, num num! Num num, cookie! Cookie!
Lucius Best: You're not... ?
Bob Parr: Cookie!
Lucius Best: Oh my gosh!
Bob Parr: Cookie! [Jack-Jack reappears; Bob gives the cookie to him]
Lucius Best: Whoa, K! Okay, so he can still hear you from...
Bob Parr: ...from the other dimension.
Lucius Best: That is freaky.
Bob Parr: Since Helen got the job.
Lucius Best: I assume she knows.
Bob Parr: Are you kidding? I can't tell her about this, not while she's doing hero work!
Jack-Jack Parr: [sees Helen on the TV]Mama!
Helen Parr: [on television; reused footage of The Incredibles]Girls, come on! Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so!
Jack-Jack Parr: Mama! [points at the TV]
Bob Parr: [turns off the TV with the remote]I've got to succeed! So she can succeed! So WE can succeed!
Lucius Best: I get it, Bob! I get it! When was the last time you slept?
Bob Parr: Who keeps track of that? Besides, he's a baby. I can handle it, I got this handled.
Lucius Best: So... you're good then? You got everything under control? Right? [sees Jack-Jack playing with the remote, who then disappears into another dimension]
Lucius Best: WHAT THE - ?
Bob Parr: Cookie! Jack-Jack, want a cookie? Num num, cookie? [Jack-Jack makes noises from the other dimension]
Bob Parr: Jack-Jack, num num! Num num, cookie! Cookie!
Lucius Best: You're not... ?
Bob Parr: Cookie!
Lucius Best: Oh my gosh!
Bob Parr: Cookie! [Jack-Jack reappears; Bob gives the cookie to him]
Lucius Best: Whoa, K! Okay, so he can still hear you from...
Bob Parr: ...from the other dimension.
Lucius Best: That is freaky.
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Helen Parr: [at the dinner table]Superheroes are illegal.
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: We wanna fight bad guys!
Jack-Jack Parr: [throws his fists around]I wanawai bad guy!
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: It defines who I am.
Bob Parr: We're not saying you have - what?
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: Someone on TV said it.
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: We wanna fight bad guys!
Jack-Jack Parr: [throws his fists around]I wanawai bad guy!
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: It defines who I am.
Bob Parr: We're not saying you have - what?
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: Someone on TV said it.
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Rick Dicker: If you wanna get out of the hole, first you gotta put down the shovel.
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[from trailer] Bob Parr: [to the Underminer]We meet agai... [gets sucked into the Underminer's vacuum]
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Bob Parr: [Jack-Jack rages in Edna's room]Combustion imminent? What does that mean? [Jack-Jack explodes and becomes surrounded by fire]
Edna Mode: It means fire, Robert.
Edna Mode: It means fire, Robert.
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Bob Parr: [to Lucius over the phone]Suit up. It might get weird.
Lucius Best: I'll be there ASAP. [goes to get his super suit]
Honey: Where you goin' ASAP? You better be back ASAP!
Lucius Best: I'll be there ASAP. [goes to get his super suit]
Honey: Where you goin' ASAP? You better be back ASAP!
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Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: Wait, I thought you renounced superheroes.
Violet Parr: Well, I renounce my renouncement!
Violet Parr: Well, I renounce my renouncement!
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Bob Parr: [tired and worn out; to Lucius; about Helen]I've got to succeed! So she can succeed! So WE can succeed!
Lucius Best: I get it, Bob! [Jack-Jack disappears into thin air with lightning]
Lucius Best: WHAT THE? [Jack-Jack appears again]
Lucius Best: That is freaky.
Bob Parr: [gives Jack-Jack a cookie]But I can't keep giving him cookies!
Lucius Best: [Jack-Jack transforms into a red goblin-like monsters and lunges at Bob]Whoa! He's freaky!
Bob Parr: [Jack-Jack starts biting Bob]No biting Daddy.
Lucius Best: WHAT?
Lucius Best: I get it, Bob! [Jack-Jack disappears into thin air with lightning]
Lucius Best: WHAT THE? [Jack-Jack appears again]
Lucius Best: That is freaky.
Bob Parr: [gives Jack-Jack a cookie]But I can't keep giving him cookies!
Lucius Best: [Jack-Jack transforms into a red goblin-like monsters and lunges at Bob]Whoa! He's freaky!
Bob Parr: [Jack-Jack starts biting Bob]No biting Daddy.
Lucius Best: WHAT?
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Screenslaver: [all of the televisions turn off and show a shot of the Screenslaver]The Screenslaver interrupts this for an important announcement...
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Bob Parr: [reading to Jack-Jack; starts to fall asleep]Over Dusseldorf, Doozles are dozing... [falls asleep, but Jack-Jack wakes him up]
Bob Parr: Close it!
Bob Parr: Close it!
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Bob Parr: [Helen calls Bob on the phone]Hello?
Helen Parr: Hey, honey. How are the kids?
Bob Parr: [lying]Everything's great.
Helen Parr: And Jack-Jack?
Bob Parr: [lying]He's in excellent health.
Helen Parr: Hey, honey. How are the kids?
Bob Parr: [lying]Everything's great.
Helen Parr: And Jack-Jack?
Bob Parr: [lying]He's in excellent health.
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[from trailer] Lucius Best: [Jack-Jack disappears from the room]WHAT THE?
Bob Parr: [waves cookie in the air for Jack-Jack]Num num, cookie!
Lucius Best: Oh my gosh!
Bob Parr: Cookie!
Lucius Best: [Jack-Jack appears and eats the cookie]Whoa, K! That... is freaky.
Bob Parr: [waves cookie in the air for Jack-Jack]Num num, cookie!
Lucius Best: Oh my gosh!
Bob Parr: Cookie!
Lucius Best: [Jack-Jack appears and eats the cookie]Whoa, K! That... is freaky.
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[an exhausted Bob has asked Edna to temporarily take care of Jack-Jack] Edna Mode: Robert! I am not interested in babies! I am an artist and I don't time for any of this to... [Jack-Jack's nose transforms to look like Edna's nose. Edna notices this and is taken aback]
Edna Mode: T-Today... [Jack-Jack widens his eyes to make them shaped like Edna' s and grows hair that looks exactly like Edna's hairstyle. Edna looks at Jack-Jack's face closely, amazed]
Edna Mode: [to Bob]Robert... Are you see this? [the exhausted Bob doesn't respond. Edna rolls her eyes and turns her attention back on Jack-Jack. Jack-Jack sneezes and shoots right up in the air. He free-falls back down. Edna rushes to grab him ,but Jack-Jack telekinetically floats three feet from the floor before Edna could catch him. Jack-Jack laughs]
Edna Mode: [floored]Oh... My God. [grins broadly, estatic]
Edna Mode: YES!
Edna Mode: T-Today... [Jack-Jack widens his eyes to make them shaped like Edna' s and grows hair that looks exactly like Edna's hairstyle. Edna looks at Jack-Jack's face closely, amazed]
Edna Mode: [to Bob]Robert... Are you see this? [the exhausted Bob doesn't respond. Edna rolls her eyes and turns her attention back on Jack-Jack. Jack-Jack sneezes and shoots right up in the air. He free-falls back down. Edna rushes to grab him ,but Jack-Jack telekinetically floats three feet from the floor before Edna could catch him. Jack-Jack laughs]
Edna Mode: [floored]Oh... My God. [grins broadly, estatic]
Edna Mode: YES!
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Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: [enters the house Winston is letting them live in with Bob, Helen, Violet, and Jack-Jack]Whoa! I LIKE Mom's new job!
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Helen Parr: [to Violet and Dash as the Underminer attacks the city]Watch after Jack-Jack!
Violet Parr: But I thought we were gonna go and...
Bob Parr: You heard your mother! [to Helen]
Bob Parr: Trampoline me! [jumps off of the stretched-out Helen]
Violet Parr: But I thought we were gonna go and...
Bob Parr: You heard your mother! [to Helen]
Bob Parr: Trampoline me! [jumps off of the stretched-out Helen]
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