Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Quotes

[ Finding a hidden passage in a Venetian library ]
Indiana Jones : "X" marks the spot.

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Marcus Brody : The search for the Grail is the search for the divine in all of us. But if you want facts, Indy, I've none to give you. At my age, I'm prepared to take a few things on faith.

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Professor Henry Jones : [ Examining the broken vase ] Late 14th Ming Dynasty. Oh it breaks the heart.
Indiana Jones : And the head. You hit me dad.
Professor Henry Jones : I'll never forgive myself.
Indiana Jones : Don't worry I'm all right.
Professor Henry Jones : Thank God... it's fake. See you can tell with the cross sections.

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Elsa : It's perfectly obvious where the pages are. He's given them to Marcus Brody.
Professor Henry Jones : Marcus? You didn't drag poor Marcus along did you? He's not up to the challenge.
Walter Donovan : He sticks out like a sore thumb. We'll find him.
Indiana Jones : The hell you will. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already. [ Cut to middle of fair in the Middle East, Marcus Brody wearing bright suit and white hat, sticking out like sore thumb ]
Marcus Brody : Uhhh, does anyone here speak English?

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Professor Henry Jones : Junior, I have tell you something.
Indiana Jones : Don't get sentimental now dad, save it until we get out of here.
Professor Henry Jones : The floor's on fire... see... AND the chair.

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Indiana Jones : It was just the two of us, dad. It was a lonely way to grow up. For you, too. If you had been an ordinary, average father like the other guys' dads, you'd have understood that.
Professor Henry Jones : Actually, I was a wonderful father.
Indiana Jones : When?
Professor Henry Jones : Did I ever tell you to eat up? Go to bed? Wash your ears? Do your homework? No. I respected your privacy and I taught you self- reliance.
Indiana Jones : What you taught me was that I was less important to you than people who had been dead for five hundred years in another country. And I learned it so well that we've hardly spoken for twenty years.
Professor Henry Jones : You left just when you were becoming interesting.

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Sultan : Rolls-Royce Phantom two. 4.3 litre, 30 horsepower, six cylinder engine, with Stromberg downdraft carburetor, can go from zero to 100 kilometres an hour in 12.5 seconds. And I even like the color.

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Street Vendor : Water?
Marcus Brody : No thank you, sir, no. Fish make love in it.

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Indiana Jones : [ dressed as the ticket-taker ] Tickets please.
Colonel Vogel : [ in German ] What? [ Indiana punches him, picks him up and throws him out a window into a pile of luggage; the other passengers look at him, bewildered ]
Indiana Jones : [ pointing out the window at Vogel ] No ticket.

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Professor Henry Jones : I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky...

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[ Repeated line ]
Indiana Jones : Ahh, Venice.

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Professor Henry Jones : Marcus.
Marcus Brody : Aah.
Professor Henry Jones : Genius of the res-to-ration. [ Brody finishes the handshake ]
Marcus Brody : Aid our own re-sus-ci-tation. Henry, what are you doing here?
Professor Henry Jones : It's a rescue. Come on. [ the Nazis catch both Marcus and Henry ]

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Grail Knight : But choose wisely, for while the true Grail will bring you life, the false Grail will take it from you.

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Grail Knight : You have chosen... wisely. But, beware: the Grail cannot pass beyond the Great Seal, for that is the boundry, and the price, of immortality.

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Grail Knight : He chose poorly.

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Professor Henry Jones : You say this has been just another typical day for you huh?
Indiana Jones : NO. It's been better than most.

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Indiana Jones : [ to his father ] I was just remembering the last time we had a quiet drink together. I had a milkshake.

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Marcus Brody : My reputation preceeds me.
Sallah : There is no museum in Iskenderun.
German Guide : Papers, please.
Sallah : [ laughing ] Papers? Of course [ to Marcus ]
Sallah : Run.
Marcus Brody : Yes.
Sallah : Papers. Got it here. Just finished reading it myself. [ to Marcus ]
Sallah : Run.
Marcus Brody : Yes.
Sallah : "Egyptian Mail," morning edition. [ to Marcus ]
Sallah : Run.
Marcus Brody : Did you say, uh... [ Sallah punches one of the German guides ]
Sallah : RUN!

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Indiana Jones : [ of Indy's new lover ] How did you know she was a Nazi?
Professor Henry Jones : She talks in her sleep.

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[ Vogel is holding Elsa hostage at gunpoint ]
Colonel Vogel : Throw down the gun or the girl will die.
Professor Henry Jones : But she's one of them.
Elsa : Indy, please!
Professor Henry Jones : She's a Nazi.
Indiana Jones : What?
Professor Henry Jones : Trust me.
Elsa : Indy, help!
Colonel Vogel : I will kill her!
Professor Henry Jones : Oh yeah? Go ahead.
Indiana Jones : No! Don't shoot!
Professor Henry Jones : Don't worry. He won't.
Elsa : Indy, please do what he says!
Professor Henry Jones : And don't listen to her.
Colonel Vogel : Enough! She dies!
Indiana Jones : Wait! Wait. [ Indy tosses over the gun. Vogel lets Elsa go and she runs right into Indy's arms ]
Elsa : I'm sorry.
Indiana Jones : Don't be. [ Elsa takes the grail diary from Indy's pocket, smiles, then hands it to Vogel ]
Elsa : But you should have listened to your father.

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Professor Henry Jones : The Word of God.
Marcus Brody : No, Henry. Try not to talk.
Professor Henry Jones : The Name of God.
Indiana Jones : The Name of God... Jehovah.
Professor Henry Jones : But in the Latin alphabet, "Jehovah" begins with an "I".
Indiana Jones : J-... [ he steps on the "J" and almost falls to his death; he scrambles back up ]
Indiana Jones : Oh, *idiot*! In Latin Jehovah begins with an "I"!

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[ Henry, struggling with a Nazi for a gun, uses his fountain pen to blind the Nazi ]
Marcus Brody : Henry, the pen.
Professor Henry Jones : What?
Marcus Brody : Well don't you see? The pen is mightier than the sword.

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Sallah : [ an explosion destroyed the car that Indy, Sallah and Dr. Jones arrived in ] That car was my brother-in-law's.

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Marcus Brody : Is there anyone here who speaks English? Or maybe even ancient Greek?

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Walter Donovan : Well, Marcus, we're on the verge of the greatest discovery in the history of mankind.
Marcus Brody : And you're meddling with powers you can't possibly comprehend.

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Walter Donovan : Find the man and you'll find the Grail.
Indiana Jones : You've got the wrong Jones, Mr. Donovan. Why don't you try my father?
Walter Donovan : We already have. Your father is the man who has disappeared.

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Elsa : You came back for the book? Why?
Indiana Jones : My father didn't want it incinerated.
Elsa : [ angrily ] Is that what you think of me? I believe in the Grail, not the Swastika!
Indiana Jones : [ angrily ] You stood up to be counted with the enemies of everything the Grail stands for! Who gives a *damn* what you believe?
Elsa : [ pleadingly ] You do!

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Elsa : I believe in the Grail, not the Swastika.
Indiana Jones : You stood up to be counted with the enemies of everything the Grail stands for. Who gives a damn what you believe?
Elsa : You do.

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Elsa : Don't look at me like that. We both wanted the Grail. I would have done anything to get it. You would have done the same.
Indiana Jones : I'm sorry you think so.

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[ Indy has untied a boat as a diversion for the Nazis ]
Indiana Jones : Come on, Dad! Come on!
Professor Henry Jones : What about the boat? We're not going on the boat?

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