Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Quotes
[ Vogel has captured Henry ]
Walter Donovan : Colonel. Jones is getting away.
Colonel Vogel : I think not, Herr Donovan.
Walter Donovan : Not THAT Jones, the OTHER Jones.
Walter Donovan : Colonel. Jones is getting away.
Colonel Vogel : I think not, Herr Donovan.
Walter Donovan : Not THAT Jones, the OTHER Jones.
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Butler : If you're a Scottish Lord, then I am Mickey Mouse.
Indiana Jones : How dare he.
Indiana Jones : How dare he.
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Professor Henry Jones : [ to Indy ] Well, I didn't trust her. Why did you?
Walter Donovan : Because he didn't take my advice. Didn't I tell you not to trust anyone, Dr. Jones?
Walter Donovan : Because he didn't take my advice. Didn't I tell you not to trust anyone, Dr. Jones?
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Indiana Jones : Are you crazy? Don't go between them!
Elsa : Go between them! Are you crazy?
Elsa : Go between them! Are you crazy?
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Indiana Jones : [ grabbing Elsa by the throat ] All I have to do is squeeze.
Elsa : All I have to do is scream.
Elsa : All I have to do is scream.
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Professor Henry Jones : Stop. You're going the wrong way. We need to get to Berlin.
Indiana Jones : Brody's this way.
Professor Henry Jones : My diary's in Berlin.
Indiana Jones : We don't need the diary, Dad. Marcus has the map.
Professor Henry Jones : There is more in the diary than just the map.
Indiana Jones : Brody's this way.
Professor Henry Jones : My diary's in Berlin.
Indiana Jones : We don't need the diary, Dad. Marcus has the map.
Professor Henry Jones : There is more in the diary than just the map.
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Sallah : [ after having taken five camels formerly belonging to hired troops working for the Nazis ] Compensation for my brother-in-law's car!
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Indiana Jones : Half the German army's on our tail and you want me to go to Berlin? Into the lion's den?
Professor Henry Jones : Yes. The only thing that matters is the Grail.
Indiana Jones : What about Marcus?
Professor Henry Jones : Marcus would agree with me!
Professor Henry Jones : Yes. The only thing that matters is the Grail.
Indiana Jones : What about Marcus?
Professor Henry Jones : Marcus would agree with me!
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Indiana Jones : Jesus Christ...
Professor Henry Jones : [ slaps him ] That's for blasphemy.
Professor Henry Jones : [ slaps him ] That's for blasphemy.
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Indiana Jones : Petroleum... I should stick a well down here and retire.
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Walter Donovan : As you can now see, Dr. Jones, we are on the verge of completing a quest that began almost two thousand years ago. We're just one step away.
Indiana Jones : That's usually when the ground falls out from underneath your feet.
Indiana Jones : That's usually when the ground falls out from underneath your feet.
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[ Donovan wants Indy to get the Grail ]
Walter Donovan : You could go down in history.
Indiana Jones : As what? A Nazi stooge like you?
Walter Donovan : The Nazis? Is that the limit of your vision? The Nazis want to write themselves into the Grail legend, take on the world. Well, they're welcome to it. But I want the Grail itself, the cup that gives everlasting life. Hitler can have the world, but he can't take it with him. I'm going to be drinking my own health after he's gone the way of the dodo.
Walter Donovan : You could go down in history.
Indiana Jones : As what? A Nazi stooge like you?
Walter Donovan : The Nazis? Is that the limit of your vision? The Nazis want to write themselves into the Grail legend, take on the world. Well, they're welcome to it. But I want the Grail itself, the cup that gives everlasting life. Hitler can have the world, but he can't take it with him. I'm going to be drinking my own health after he's gone the way of the dodo.
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Professor Henry Jones : I misjudged you, Walter. I knew you would sell your mother for an Etruscan vase. But I didn't know you would sell out your country and your soul... to the slime of humanity.
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Walter Donovan : [ points a gun at Indy ] The Grail is mine. And you're going to get it for me.
Indiana Jones : Shooting me won't get you anywhere.
Walter Donovan : You know something, Dr. Jones? You're absolutely right. [ He shoots Henry in the stomach ]
Indiana Jones : Shooting me won't get you anywhere.
Walter Donovan : You know something, Dr. Jones? You're absolutely right. [ He shoots Henry in the stomach ]
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[ Indiana Jones and Professor Jones Sr. are trapped between a room on fire and a room full of Nazis ]
Professor Henry Jones : Our situation has not improved.
Professor Henry Jones : Our situation has not improved.
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Indiana Jones : Oh, rats! [ Indiana Jones finds a whole bunch of rats in his path ]
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Professor Henry Jones : [ after hearing that Indy read the tablet ] If only I could have been there with you.
Indiana Jones : There were rats, Dad.
Professor Henry Jones : [ Startled ] Rats?
Indiana Jones : There were rats, Dad.
Professor Henry Jones : [ Startled ] Rats?
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Elsa : [ meeting Indy and Marcus in Venice ] The last time I saw your father we were in the library. He was very close to tracking down the Knight's tomb. I've never seen him so excited. He was as giddy as a schoolboy.
Indiana Jones : Who, Atilla The Professor? He was never giddy, even when he was a schoolboy.
Indiana Jones : Who, Atilla The Professor? He was never giddy, even when he was a schoolboy.
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Indiana Jones : [ shouting, as the boat is being chopped up by a propeller ] Why are you trying to kill us?
Kazim : Because you are looking for the Holy Grail!
Indiana Jones : My *father* was looking for the Holy Grail! Did you kill him too?
Kazim : No!
Indiana Jones : Where is he? Talk or you're dead! Dammit tell me! Tell me!
Kazim : If you don't let go Dr. Jones, we'll both die!
Indiana Jones : Then we'll die!
Kazim : My soul is prepared! How's yours?
Kazim : Because you are looking for the Holy Grail!
Indiana Jones : My *father* was looking for the Holy Grail! Did you kill him too?
Kazim : No!
Indiana Jones : Where is he? Talk or you're dead! Dammit tell me! Tell me!
Kazim : If you don't let go Dr. Jones, we'll both die!
Indiana Jones : Then we'll die!
Kazim : My soul is prepared! How's yours?
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Elsa : [ to Indy after a kiss ] How dare you kiss me! [ She kisses him ]
Indiana Jones : [ pulling away ] Leave me alone, I don't like fast women.
Elsa : [ biting his ear ] And I hate arrogant men.
Indiana Jones : [ pulling away ] Leave me alone, I don't like fast women.
Elsa : [ biting his ear ] And I hate arrogant men.
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Marcus Brody : [ to a street vendor ] No thank you ma'am, I'm a vegetarian.
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Marcus Brody : [ in dismay ] Does anyone understand a word I'm saying here?
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Walter Donovan : Care to wet your whistle Marcus?
Marcus Brody : I'd rather spit in your face. But as I haven't got any spit... [ takes the flasks, but it is grabbed by Vogel before he can take a sip ]
Marcus Brody : I'd rather spit in your face. But as I haven't got any spit... [ takes the flasks, but it is grabbed by Vogel before he can take a sip ]
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[ Elsa has helped Vogal capture Indy and his father ]
Indiana Jones : She ransacked her own room, and I fell for it!
Indiana Jones : She ransacked her own room, and I fell for it!
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[ Indy and his father have boarded the airship ]
Indiana Jones : Well, we made it!
Professor Henry Jones : [ looking out from behind his newspaper ] When we are airborne, with Germany behind us, *then* I will share that sentiment!
Indiana Jones : Well, we made it!
Professor Henry Jones : [ looking out from behind his newspaper ] When we are airborne, with Germany behind us, *then* I will share that sentiment!
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[ Indy and his father have stolen a plane from the airship, and are now being chased by German fighters ]
Indiana Jones : Dad, you're going to have to use the machine gun. Get it ready! [ Henry turns around and gets the gun ready ]
Indiana Jones : [ spotting an approaching fighter ] 11 o'clock! Dad, 11 o'clock!
Professor Henry Jones : [ looking at his watch ] What happens at 11 o'clock?
Indiana Jones : Dad, you're going to have to use the machine gun. Get it ready! [ Henry turns around and gets the gun ready ]
Indiana Jones : [ spotting an approaching fighter ] 11 o'clock! Dad, 11 o'clock!
Professor Henry Jones : [ looking at his watch ] What happens at 11 o'clock?
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Professor Henry Jones : I find, that if I just sit down to think... [ sits in chair, which tilts backward and opens up a hidden staircase ]
Indiana Jones : [ falling down hidden staircase ] Daaaaad!
Professor Henry Jones : [ resetting chair legs ] The solution presents itself!
Indiana Jones : [ falling down hidden staircase ] Daaaaad!
Professor Henry Jones : [ resetting chair legs ] The solution presents itself!
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Fedora : You've got heart, kid. [ regarding the cross ]
Fedora : But that belongs to me.
Young Indy : It belongs to Coronado.
Fedora : Coronado is dead. And so are all his grandchildren.
Young Indy : This should be in a museum!
Fedora : But that belongs to me.
Young Indy : It belongs to Coronado.
Fedora : Coronado is dead. And so are all his grandchildren.
Young Indy : This should be in a museum!
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Marcus Brody : [ on top of a moving army tank with Indiana ] How does one get off this thing? [ Indy accidentally hits him with his elbow as he pulls back for a punch; Marcus falls off the tank ]
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