Inuyasha Quotes
Kagura: Inuyasha! So it was you who broke through the barrier!
Inuyasha: In the flesh, Kagura! Now let me pass, you're no match for me any longer!
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Kikyo: Inuyasha, after meeting you I renounced my postion as a shrine priestess. I became an ordinary woman. I longed to embrace you like this when I was alive...
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Sesshoumaru: [after insulting Inuyasha's human mother] When it comes to humans, I of course, bear no such weakness. [He unleashes the poison in his claws on Kagome]
Kagome: [falling back under his attack as the wall behind her starts to melt] Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: [jumping forward to try and save her] KAGOME!
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SesshÙmaru: [after witnessing a small argument between Inuyasha and Kagome] Inuyasha, your patience with this creature is astonishing to me. You protect her, indulge her, even seem to love her.
Inuyasha: Uhh...
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SesshÙmaru: Where did you get those bruises?
Rin: Uh... huh?
SesshÙmaru: You don't have to tell me if you don't want to. [stares at Rin]
Rin: [smiles while laughing happily]
SesshÙmaru: What are you smiling about? I simply asked a question. I don't care. I'm just curious.
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Koga: [after Kagome saves Shippou] Hm. She risked her life to save her friend. She's loyal. [Kouga jumps from the cliff and in front of Kagome]
Koga: I'm gonna make you my woman.
Kagome: [Blushes furiously] Huh?
Bandits: Hey, Kouga, I thought you were gonna eat her when you were finished with her, not marry her.
Koga: Don't you get it? With her abilities we can gather every one of the jewel shards!
Bandits: We'll be the most powerful wolf demon tribe ever!
Koga: That's the idea, yeah. [Turns to Kagome and wraps and arm around her]
Koga: You're name's Kagome,right? Wolves mate for life so you're mine now. Got that?
Kagome: I don't belong to ANYONE! Get your hands off me! [She slaps him]
Bandits: That chick just slapped Kouga!
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Miroku: [looking at the Water Goddess] You're so beautiful, yet so tiny. It would be a first for me, but I'm certainly willing to try.
Sango: [shouts] Try *what*?
Miroku: Aah... Nothing! [to himself]
Miroku: Resist all temptation...
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Miroku: [Sango falls to the ground sobbing] Sango?
Sango: Yes!
Miroku: You'll have my children? Ten babies, or maybe even twenty?
Sango: Yes! Miroku... does this mean you'll stop womanizing?
Miroku: [stunned] Huh? Uh... heh heh...
Sango: [briefly pausing on each word] You. Will. Stop. Flirting... Right? [Miroku looks away, chuckling]
Sango: [thinking] I'll take that as a no...
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Miroku: [Sango has been knocked unconscious by Hiraikotsu due to Kagura's wind] Sango, Sango! Say something to me. Sango!
Kagura: Huh. How very touching, monk. Unfortunately, you might have lived a little longer if you'd only gone on ahead without her. [Miroku glares at her, Kagura motions for the demons to attack. Miroku gently sets down Sango and stands, preparing his Wind Tunnel]
Kagura: You can't use your Wind Tunnel, though, for fear of the insects' poison.
Miroku: You don't know who you're dealing with. What meaning does my life have without the woman I deeply care for? I would sacrifice my life for hers! [Unwraps his hand]
Miroku: WIND TUNNEL!
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Miroku: [weakly] Sango, don't stay here. Go on without me.
Sango: No! Not unless you're with me!
Miroku: [groans] I think I might have pushed myself too far this time. You, at least, have to make it out of this alive, for me, okay?
Sango: [crying] NO! If you can't go on... then we'll die here together!
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Miroku: I am a solitary man, enjoying my own company.
Kagome: But if you don't do anything fast, you won't even have your own company to enjoy.
Miroku: Dear Kagome. [Takes Kagome and holds her]
Miroku: Do you concern yourself with my predicament?
Kagome: [confused] I guess so.
Miroku: Then I ask you for a favor. I would like you to bear me a son. If for some reason, I don't survive, I want him to carry on the family legacy.
InuYasha: [Stands between Miroku and Kagome and separates them] Hey get your hands off her.
Miroku: I see, Inu Yasha, that you are in love with Kagome. This is awkward.
Inuyasha: I'm not in love with her. She's just a... a jewel detector. That's right.
Kagome: Is that all I am to you, a jewel detector? Oh yeah, I forgot, you have a thing for dead girls. Well maybe I should help Miroku instead, he's much nicer than you Inu Yasha. And you could learn a few things from him.
Inuyasha: You wouldn't dare betray me.
Miroku: Well, you could learn to be more gentle.
Kagome: Exactly, to be more gentle.
Miroku: Gentle like this. [touches Kagome somewhere he shouldn't]
Kagome: Get your hands off me.
Inuyasha: I told you to get your hands off her.
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Miroku: Life itself is a frightening image for every human being... being strong in life isn't easy.
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Miroku: Sango... I want you to hear my feelings. You don't need to say anything, just please, hear me out.
Sango: Hm?
Miroku: You're not like the others, Sango. You're a very special woman to me.
Sango: [looks up at him, surprised] Huh? [cuts to Inuyasha, Kagome, and Shippo eavesdropping from behind a tree]
Inuyasha: "Special," he says. What a jerk! He's flirting with Sango like he does with every other woman he sees.
Kagome: Shh!
Inuyasha: [surprised] Huh?
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Miroku: So she has left us once again. Inuyasha, Kagome was not acting her usual self. Exactly what happened between you and Kikyo?
Inuyasha: Same thing that goes on when you're with a woman.
Miroku: Ah! Ghastly! You mean you did *that* right in front of Kagome?
Inuyasha: Maybe we need to have a talk about what it is you do with women!
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Miroku: Somehow it's different with us. You see, Sango, I've never had such strong feelings for a woman as I do for you.
Sango: [blushing, surprised] Uh...
Miroku: Except... there's one problem. I feel as if I cannot love you as an ordinary woman. [Sango stares blankly ahead, shocked. The others are still eavesdropping]
Kagome: HUH?
Miroku: You're my comrade, the woman I fight alongside.
Shippo: So he's saying they're just gonna be friends?
Kagome: That's terrible! He's not getting away with this!
Sango: I know that, you didn't need to tell me. I knew how you felt. It's not as if... as if I hoped you would love me. I never thought that. [crying slightly, stands up]
Miroku: Sango?
Sango: We said it all, right? I'm going.
Miroku: I'm just getting started. If this battle with Naraku ever comes to an end, and the curse of my wind tunnel is broken... if I make it out alive... If we made it that far, would you come live with me... would you bear my children, Sango?
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Miroku: What exactly did you do with Lady Kikyou?
Inuyasha: What do you usually do when you think you're alone with a woman?
Miroku: Ah! Ghastly! You did THAT in front of Lady Kagome?
Inuyasha: Why, what do you usually do with women?
Miroku: Oh! Um... nothing...
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Myoga: [Inuyasha kills Hiten and the jewel shards fall to the ground] Lord Inuyasha, the sacred jewel shards.
Inuyasha: I don't care about them. If only I'd taken care of Hiten sooner, I chould have saved Kagome and Shippo.
Kagome: Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Huh? Ka... gome? [Turns and sees Kagome and Shippo surrounded by a strange blue light]
Kagome: Inuyasha, you fought the battle hard and well.
Shippo: And in the end I was finally able to avenge my father.
Myoga: Witness, the souls have come to bid you a final farwell before they make the departure to the other side.
Inuyasha: Huh? [sees the blue light start to leave]
Inuyasha: Wait, don't leave me! [Jumps forward and grabs Kagome's wrist. The blue light disappears completly, leaving Kagome and Shippo standing there, alive, with Inuyasha grabbing Kagome's wrist]
Inuyasha: Huh?
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Sango: [about the possession, fight] I'm so sorry about this. It's all my fault.
Miroku: No need to apologize, Sango. Besides, I'm as much to blame. Kagome informed me that my bad habit of flirting with women was the cause of all this. I'm really sorry, Sango.
Sango: You... don't have to apologize. I was careless, that's all! You didn't have anything to do with it.
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Sango: [thinking about Kohaku] What will I do if Kohaku's committed even MORE crimes by the next time I see him? Can I save Kohaku? [hearing Miroku's footsteps approach]
Sango: Huh? Miroku?
Miroku: So, Sango. Mind if I sit with you? [pause]
Miroku: I really don't want to see you suffering on your own. Tell me, is there anything I can do to help comfort you?
Sango: Just stay here, sit beside me.
Miroku: Of course I will. [He puts his arm around her, Sango leans on him]
Shippo: [watching from a distance] Wow, he casually puts his arm around her shoulders.
Inuyasha: [suddenly interested] Shoulders? He's not stroking her butt?
Shippo: Take a look!
Kagome: You are so ignorant, Inuyasha. Miroku might be a pervert, but even he knows there's a time and place.
Inuyasha: Yeah, sure, but they're engaged to marry, right? It's not like Sango would get mad anymore.
Kagome: You are so totally dense when it comes to women.
Inuyasha: Hey! Whaddya mean?
Kagome: I don't care how much you love a person, you'll definitely fall out of love if they're insensitive all the time.
Inuyasha: Huh! If Miroku stops acting like a lecher, what's left of him?
Shippo: His Wind Tunnel?
Miroku: And don't worry, Sango, I won't stroke your bottom.
Sango: Good. Hands off for now. [Kirara grumbles]
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Miroku: Please do not fear, we shall exterminate the youkai for you.
Villager: Will you really?
Miroku: We ask for nothing in return, except for a place to stay, some food, and women.
Sango: What did you just say?
Miroku: It was a joke. How about just the women?
Miroku: [Sango hits Miroku with a weapon] I'm just joking.
Kagome: Then don't even say it.
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Yura: Of course, her hair isn't nearly as pretty as yours, but, waste not, want not.
Kagome: [With a bow and arrow ready to fire] Not as pretty as his, huh? What would you know about it? You live in a time where they don't even have SHAMPOO. [Accidentally releases the arrow, her aim off, and Inuyasha has to duck to keep from getting hit]
Inuyasha: Will you WATCH where you're aiming that thing?
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Shippo: [about 500 feet behind InuYasha] I can see why being called a mutt by Koga would upset him... but now that I see him sitting there sniffing the ground he does look like a dog.
InuYasha: What did you say Shippo...?
Shippo: Talk about bloodhound. How did he hear me all the way back here?
InuYasha: Remember, Shippo. Dogs are carnivores, you little runt.
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Shippo: Are you in pain, Miroku?
Miroku: Pain is nothing. It is death that concerns me.
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