Invader Zim Quotes
Desmond Flapp: You're the one we've been waiting for! The one foretold in the prophecies, told by...Frank!
Frank: Yup. Told you he'd come.
Frank: Yup. Told you he'd come.
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Government Man: [in robotic voice] I am Government Man, come from the government. The government has sent me. [zooms inside to see GIR piloting the robot][walks over to Zim] Ohohoho. He is not an alien lifeform. He is an experimental government aircraft!
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Dib: What's the matter, Zim? Don't they have rain on your planet?
Zim: Of course! We...oh, such rain we had! Eh...it was...delicious!
Zim: Of course! We...oh, such rain we had! Eh...it was...delicious!
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[Zim is carrying Gaz to protect him from the rain]
Gaz: If you want to keep all your limbs Zim, you will put me down. You will put me down,NOW!
Gaz: If you want to keep all your limbs Zim, you will put me down. You will put me down,NOW!
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Gaz: That was your fate of the world work?! Jumping in a puddle?! You do realize I have to destroy you now.
Dib: It was worth it. Score 1 for the human race, score NOTHING for the Zim...thingy...race.
Gaz: I will destroy you.
Dib: It was worth it. Score 1 for the human race, score NOTHING for the Zim...thingy...race.
Gaz: I will destroy you.
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Zim: GIR, I'll be down in the lab bathing in paste. Don't disturb me. AAAAAAAH MY HEAD GOT STUCK GIR HELP I CANT BREATHE!
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Dib: What does identifying blotches have to do with determining our future careers?
Ms. Bitters: Oh, you poor doomed child.
Ms. Bitters: Oh, you poor doomed child.
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Ms. Bitters: Zim, the machine says that the only career you are suitable for is-
Zim: Yes, yes! Lord of humans! I will rule you all with an iron fist!
Ms. Bitters: No, Zim. The machine has assigned you a career in fast food preparation.
Zim: Then I will prepare food with my iron fist! Then I will work my way up to ruling you all with my fist! [to Melvin] You! [shakes fist in Melvin's face] Obey the fist!
Zim: Yes, yes! Lord of humans! I will rule you all with an iron fist!
Ms. Bitters: No, Zim. The machine has assigned you a career in fast food preparation.
Zim: Then I will prepare food with my iron fist! Then I will work my way up to ruling you all with my fist! [to Melvin] You! [shakes fist in Melvin's face] Obey the fist!
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Dib: A crop circle?
Bill: Beautiful, isn't it? It's a message from creatures much more intelligent than us! Space beings who have traveled millions of light years to say something, but what does it mean?
Dib: I think this one's a fake.
Bill: You're one of those skeptics, aren't you? Always questioning, always picking away at my theories! One day you'll see that-
[Dib points to cow rolling around, making the crop circle]
Dib: Can we go to McMeatie's now? It's 4: 45, if we hurry, we can make it!
Bill: Hmmm...the aliens must be controlling the cow...
Dib: That is not a supernatural cow! This is ridiculous! You believe in all the stupidest things when real proof is right under your nose!
Bill: Beautiful, isn't it? It's a message from creatures much more intelligent than us! Space beings who have traveled millions of light years to say something, but what does it mean?
Dib: I think this one's a fake.
Bill: You're one of those skeptics, aren't you? Always questioning, always picking away at my theories! One day you'll see that-
[Dib points to cow rolling around, making the crop circle]
Dib: Can we go to McMeatie's now? It's 4: 45, if we hurry, we can make it!
Bill: Hmmm...the aliens must be controlling the cow...
Dib: That is not a supernatural cow! This is ridiculous! You believe in all the stupidest things when real proof is right under your nose!
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[Gaz is about to take a bite from the last slice of pizza. Dib takes it from her]
Dib: Oh yeah!! Thanks, Gaz! Don't wanna starve to death while saving the world!
Gaz: Let it be known that from this day until the end of the day, vengeance will be mine! Dib, you will not know the meaning of peace for I will rain misery upon your pizza-stealing heart!
Dib: Oh yeah!! Thanks, Gaz! Don't wanna starve to death while saving the world!
Gaz: Let it be known that from this day until the end of the day, vengeance will be mine! Dib, you will not know the meaning of peace for I will rain misery upon your pizza-stealing heart!
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Dib: How am I supposed to know what Dad's first sentient thought was?
Gaz: It was "I will poop now." It's all here in his autobiography.
[A random fangirl wearing a Prof. Membrane bust hat appears and cuts them off.]
Fangirl #1: That's not it!!! His first thought was-
[Fangirl is interrupted as Gaz pushes her away.]
Gaz: It was "I will poop now." It's all here in his autobiography.
[A random fangirl wearing a Prof. Membrane bust hat appears and cuts them off.]
Fangirl #1: That's not it!!! His first thought was-
[Fangirl is interrupted as Gaz pushes her away.]
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[A girl turns in her audience admission exam to a robot]
Exam Robot: 94%. Your score is...unacceptable!
[The girl's desk races backwards to a door which slams shut after she goes into it. Dib turns in his exam]
Exam Robot: 94.1%. Your score is...acceptable! Congratulations!
[The robot plays a tiny fanfare and shoots confetti]
Dib: Okay, that was annoying. But at least it was easy.
Exam Robot: 94%. Your score is...unacceptable!
[The girl's desk races backwards to a door which slams shut after she goes into it. Dib turns in his exam]
Exam Robot: 94.1%. Your score is...acceptable! Congratulations!
[The robot plays a tiny fanfare and shoots confetti]
Dib: Okay, that was annoying. But at least it was easy.
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[Dib raises his hand]
Ms. Bitters: Yes, Dib?
Dib: Ms. Bitters, Zim's trip to the bathroom has taken a really long time.
Ms. Bitters: I seem to remember you taking an awful long time to go to the bathroom as well, Dib.
Dib: [pathetically] But that was "Corn and Mayonnaise" day!
Ms. Bitters: [harshly] Oh, that's no excuse!!!
Ms. Bitters: Yes, Dib?
Dib: Ms. Bitters, Zim's trip to the bathroom has taken a really long time.
Ms. Bitters: I seem to remember you taking an awful long time to go to the bathroom as well, Dib.
Dib: [pathetically] But that was "Corn and Mayonnaise" day!
Ms. Bitters: [harshly] Oh, that's no excuse!!!
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Zim: My business... is done!
Dib: Who takes three hours to go to the bathroom before lunch, Zim?
Zim: Nonsense! I had much to do. So much!
Dib: Who takes three hours to go to the bathroom before lunch, Zim?
Zim: Nonsense! I had much to do. So much!
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GIR: [over the skool intercom] Greetings, children of Earth! This is your new school announcer. A special surprise mandatory field trip is happening for the following lucky children. Morla, Flan, Red Rocky, everyone in Ms. Bitters's class except for Zim. And especially Dib. All these children get to go to a special place made entirely of food. I like food! Now check this out!
[He makes beatbox noises. Zim shuts the intercom off]
[He makes beatbox noises. Zim shuts the intercom off]
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Ms. Bitters: Now open up your textbook and begin memorizing the copyright information. You will be quizzed on this.
Zim: Ms. Bitters, I have a [yells] MIGHTY NEED... to use the bathroom once again.
Ms. Bitters: Okay, but that's your last bathroom break for the rest of the school year.
Zim: Ms. Bitters, I have a [yells] MIGHTY NEED... to use the bathroom once again.
Ms. Bitters: Okay, but that's your last bathroom break for the rest of the school year.
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Zim: I will leave you to your...
GIR: [whispering to Zim] Moosey fate!
Zim: Eh...
GIR: [whispering] Say moosey fate!
Zim: ...Your moosey fate.
GIR: [whispering to Zim] Moosey fate!
Zim: Eh...
GIR: [whispering] Say moosey fate!
Zim: ...Your moosey fate.
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Zim: But I chose this particular worm hole especially for the occasion. You see, at the end of this wormhole lies: A ROOM with a MOOSE!!
Dib: AAAAAHHHH- Wait a minute! Did you say, a room with a moose?
Zim: Yes. Your fear is overwhelming, no?
Dib: Um...no. What's so scary about a room with a stupid moose? I mean, yeah, that's a big moose, but really-
Zim: Oh, you'll see. PREPARE YOUR BLADDER FOR IMMINENT RELEASE!
Dib: Nuh-uh!
[Zim launches walnuts into wormhole]
Dib: Are those walnuts?
Zim: Yes.
GIR: My walnuts!
Dib: AAAAAHHHH- Wait a minute! Did you say, a room with a moose?
Zim: Yes. Your fear is overwhelming, no?
Dib: Um...no. What's so scary about a room with a stupid moose? I mean, yeah, that's a big moose, but really-
Zim: Oh, you'll see. PREPARE YOUR BLADDER FOR IMMINENT RELEASE!
Dib: Nuh-uh!
[Zim launches walnuts into wormhole]
Dib: Are those walnuts?
Zim: Yes.
GIR: My walnuts!
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[The class has gathered around the new classroom pet, a hamster named Peepi, which is running around in its hamster-wheel]
Ms. Bitters: Take a good look children. It will prepare you for your adult lives in our nightmarish corporate system.
Ms. Bitters: Take a good look children. It will prepare you for your adult lives in our nightmarish corporate system.
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Anchorman: Experts are still baffled over the origins of "Ultra-Peepi," the giant, mutant hamster now ravaging the city, but they all agree he's just fuzzy-wuzzy adorable, isn't he? He sure is!
[On the screen behind the anchorman, Ultra Peepi is seen about to stomp on the news station. His foot comes crashing through the ceiling, crushing the Anchorman]
[On the screen behind the anchorman, Ultra Peepi is seen about to stomp on the news station. His foot comes crashing through the ceiling, crushing the Anchorman]
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[Ultra-Peepi, altered by Zim's device, breaks out and starts destroying the city]
Dib: Anything you'd like to confess?
Zim: Of course not. Don't be silly.
Dib: Anything you'd like to confess?
Zim: Of course not. Don't be silly.
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Zim: (to GIR) Wadda ya watching?
GIR: Angry Monkey.
Zim: THAT... horrible monkey!
GIR: Mm-Hm! Where's Ultra Peepi?
Zim: He's working.
GIR: Angry Monkey.
Zim: THAT... horrible monkey!
GIR: Mm-Hm! Where's Ultra Peepi?
Zim: He's working.
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Zim: Peepi! Peepi!! The weenie tempts you!
[Peepi chases after Zim and giant hot dog]
Soldier: ..Now we're being attacked by giant weenies.
[Peepi chases after Zim and giant hot dog]
Soldier: ..Now we're being attacked by giant weenies.
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Zim: Why? Because! When you create a giant monster of doom, you have to-..You have to-.. I don't know.
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