Iron Man Quotes
[arriving at Stark's orgy]
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: I don't believe it, I just stuck my neck out for him!
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: I don't believe it, I just stuck my neck out for him!
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Pepper Potts: Tony... what're you not telling me?
Tony Stark: I don't want to go home.
Tony Stark: I don't want to go home.
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Tony Stark: [destroying weapons, tanks, and helicopters during the Stark Weapons mission] ...I am really kicking ass out here.
Jarvis: I don't understand this 'ass kicking' reference, sir.
Tony Stark: Jarvis, remind me to develop a personality for you later.
Jarvis: I don't understand this 'ass kicking' reference, sir.
Tony Stark: Jarvis, remind me to develop a personality for you later.
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Tony Stark: [reading from Natascha's SHIELD Report on Iron Man/Tony Stark]
Tony Stark: Mr. Stark displays textbook... narcissism.
Tony Stark: [Stark stares at Nick Fury, who simply stares at him back] ... Agreed.
Tony Stark: Mr. Stark displays textbook... narcissism.
Tony Stark: [Stark stares at Nick Fury, who simply stares at him back] ... Agreed.
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[Stark and Stane fight on the roof of the Stark Industries power plant]
Iron Man: [intercom] Potts.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Tony, are you okay?
Iron Man: Listen to me. We have to overload the arc reactor and blast the roof.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Well, how are you going to do that?
Iron Man: YOU're going to do it! Go to the central console, open up all the circuits. When I get clear, I'll let you know, and then you hit the master bypass button.
Iron Man: [intercom] Potts.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Tony, are you okay?
Iron Man: Listen to me. We have to overload the arc reactor and blast the roof.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Well, how are you going to do that?
Iron Man: YOU're going to do it! Go to the central console, open up all the circuits. When I get clear, I'll let you know, and then you hit the master bypass button.
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Iron Man: [under fire from Obadiah] Time to hit the button!
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: You told me not to...
Iron Man: JUST DO IT!
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: YOU'LL DIE!
Iron Man: PUSH IT!
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: You told me not to...
Iron Man: JUST DO IT!
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: YOU'LL DIE!
Iron Man: PUSH IT!
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Senator Stern: My priority is to get the Iron Man weapon turned over to the people of the United States of America.
Tony Stark: Well, you can forget it. I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one. To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself, which is tantamount to indentured servitude or prostitution, depending on what state you're in. You can't have it.
Senator Stern: Look, I'm no expert...
Tony Stark: In prostitution? You're a senator. Come on.
Tony Stark: Well, you can forget it. I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one. To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself, which is tantamount to indentured servitude or prostitution, depending on what state you're in. You can't have it.
Senator Stern: Look, I'm no expert...
Tony Stark: In prostitution? You're a senator. Come on.
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[Iron Monger's suit is damaged]
Jarvis: I have located a weakness in Stane's suit. You must engage up-close proximity.
Iron Man: What, give him a hug?
Jarvis: That is the only way, sir.
Iron Man: Bleh!
Jarvis: I have located a weakness in Stane's suit. You must engage up-close proximity.
Iron Man: What, give him a hug?
Jarvis: That is the only way, sir.
Iron Man: Bleh!
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Iron Man: Mark Twain once said, The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Iron Man lives!
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[Iron Man is fighting the Hulk]
The Hulk: Madder Hulk get, stronger Hulk become!
Iron Man: Typical.
The Hulk: Madder Hulk get, stronger Hulk become!
Iron Man: Typical.
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Justin Hammer: Give your pretty-boy employer this message, Iron Man! I'm not through with him yet!
Iron Man: I'm sure he's shaking in his booties.
Iron Man: I'm sure he's shaking in his booties.
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Jarvis: Sir, it appears his suit can fly.
Iron Man: Duly noted. Take me to maximum altitude.
Jarvis: With only 19% power, the odds of reaching that altitude...
Iron Man: I know the math! Do it!
Iron Man: Duly noted. Take me to maximum altitude.
Jarvis: With only 19% power, the odds of reaching that altitude...
Iron Man: I know the math! Do it!
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[Iron Man is fighting the Hulk]
The Hulk: Madder Hulk get, stronger Hulk become!
Iron Man: Typical.
The Hulk: Madder Hulk get, stronger Hulk become!
Iron Man: Typical.
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Iron Man: Mark Twain once said, "The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated." Iron Man lives!
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Iron Man: So, Rhodey. You're gonna be my "wingman?"
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Everything's always a joke with you.
Iron Man: Who whizzed in your cornflakes, buddy?
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Everything's always a joke with you.
Iron Man: Who whizzed in your cornflakes, buddy?
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Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: And who's holding down the company fort while you're out there?
Iron Man: Uh, not my problem. I'm the idea guy. I let suits like Stane handle the day-to-day.
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: You'll never change, Tony.
Iron Man: And why should I?
Iron Man: Uh, not my problem. I'm the idea guy. I let suits like Stane handle the day-to-day.
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: You'll never change, Tony.
Iron Man: And why should I?
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Yinsen: The man who embraces his heroic nature pays a terrible price. He sees the darkness in the world, and in his own heart, and is forever changed. The child gives way to the man. And the day comes when he must ask himself, "What kind of man will I be? Am I willing to die on my feet? Or will I live my life on my knees? Do I have what it takes to become truly great? To become more than a man?" To become... IRON MAN!
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[Iron Monger breaks out of the building]
Iron Monger: Where do you think you're going?
[aims a blaster at Pepper]
Iron Monger: Your services are no longer required.
Iron Monger: Where do you think you're going?
[aims a blaster at Pepper]
Iron Monger: Your services are no longer required.
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[from trailer]
[several droids surround Iron Man and War Machine]
Ivan Vanko: I hope you're ready...
Tony Stark: COME ON!
[attack begins]
[several droids surround Iron Man and War Machine]
Ivan Vanko: I hope you're ready...
Tony Stark: COME ON!
[attack begins]
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[last lines]
Tony Stark: There's been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop...
Christine Everheart: I'm sorry, Mr. Stark, but do you honestly expect us to believe that that was a bodyguard in a suit that conveniently appeared, despite the fact that...
Tony Stark: I know that it's confusing. It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero.
Christine Everheart: I never said you were a superhero.
Tony Stark: Didn't?
Christine Everheart: Mmm-mmm.
Tony Stark: Well, good, because that would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic. I'm just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made, largely public.
Rhodey: [whispers to Tony] Just stick to the cards, man.
Tony Stark: Yeah, okay.
Tony Stark: [holds up his notes and pauses] The truth is...
Tony Stark: [puts cards down] I am Iron Man.
Tony Stark: There's been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop...
Christine Everheart: I'm sorry, Mr. Stark, but do you honestly expect us to believe that that was a bodyguard in a suit that conveniently appeared, despite the fact that...
Tony Stark: I know that it's confusing. It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero.
Christine Everheart: I never said you were a superhero.
Tony Stark: Didn't?
Christine Everheart: Mmm-mmm.
Tony Stark: Well, good, because that would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic. I'm just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made, largely public.
Rhodey: [whispers to Tony] Just stick to the cards, man.
Tony Stark: Yeah, okay.
Tony Stark: [holds up his notes and pauses] The truth is...
Tony Stark: [puts cards down] I am Iron Man.
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Tony Stark: If I were Iron Man, I'd have this girlfriend who knew my true identity. She'd be a wreck. She'd always be worrying I was going to die, yet so proud of the man I've become. She'd be wildly conflicted, which would only make her more crazy about me...
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Major Allen: Mark your position and return to base.
Viper 1: Roger.
[Whiplash Two rolls, One's pilot sees Iron Man clinging to its belly]
Viper 1: I see it! It looks like a... man!
Viper 1: Roger.
[Whiplash Two rolls, One's pilot sees Iron Man clinging to its belly]
Viper 1: I see it! It looks like a... man!
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Iron Man: You have *a* big gun, you're not *the* big gun.
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Yeah, it's called being a badass.
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Yeah, it's called being a badass.
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Tony Stark: Sorry, pal, but Iron Man doesn't have a sidekick.
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Sidekick *this*!
[hits Tony with barbell]
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Sidekick *this*!
[hits Tony with barbell]
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[first lines]
[In Moscow, an old man watches a broadcast on TV]
Tony Stark: [on TV] There's been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop...
Christine Everhart: [on TV] I'm sorry, Mr. Stark, but do you honestly expect us to believe that that was a bodyguard in a suit that conveniently appeared, despite the fact that...
Tony Stark: [on TV] I know that it's confusing. It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero. that would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic. I'm just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made, largely public...
Anton Vanko: Ivan...
[Ivan enters the room]
Tony Stark: [on TV] I am Iron Man.
Anton Vanko: Ivan... that should be you.
Ivan Vanko: Don't listen to that crap.
[In Moscow, an old man watches a broadcast on TV]
Tony Stark: [on TV] There's been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop...
Christine Everhart: [on TV] I'm sorry, Mr. Stark, but do you honestly expect us to believe that that was a bodyguard in a suit that conveniently appeared, despite the fact that...
Tony Stark: [on TV] I know that it's confusing. It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero. that would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic. I'm just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made, largely public...
Anton Vanko: Ivan...
[Ivan enters the room]
Tony Stark: [on TV] I am Iron Man.
Anton Vanko: Ivan... that should be you.
Ivan Vanko: Don't listen to that crap.
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Iron Man: Now no one will be able to duplicate the technology you stole, and no one will be harmed by its misuse again!
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